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im in the paussy like binding of isaac the way im crying, covered in blood, generally afraid for my life + there is pee + im trying my hardest to kill her heart before 30 so i can do boss rush, there is bile and green and blue and white and clear and i got soy milk and explosivo which is good cuz even tho my shots have low damage, there being a lot of them gives high chance for explosivo sticky tears which do 60 base damage despite the soy milk reduction
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College is so annoying it's always like 'Oh if you want to do XYZ go talk to the Department of Vague But Important Policies located in the Coconut Building' and then you go there and they are like 'sorry actually we can't help you with that you need to talk to the Executive Director of Confusing Paperwork Joe Balogna over at Saint Broccoli Memorial Tower his office hours are 12-2pm every other Monday and Thursday.'
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The Autistic Struggle of Mimicking Parts of People’s Personality, Until You Don’t Know Who You Are Anymore
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not a bottom but i know most of you are so i made this meme for the bottoms
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Was thinking of Applejack trying to resist Rarity's flirting to be gentleman-like and this came out lmao.
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what does it mean if people keep tagging my personal posts harry dubois
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I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom
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how?? just how?
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“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories
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popular holotuber spacebomberguy has uploaded a new five hour video essay! it starts as a critique of the new “dress like a senator” fashion line and it’s place in pro-republic clone wars propaganda, before spiraling into a discovery that chancellor palpatine is a sith lord!! reactions on the holonet are mixed, with macewinduofficial declaring the video “necessary viewing for all of coruscant” while anakinskyyyy3534 replied to a link with “TLDW”
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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it
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