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so quite a lot of people expressed interest in a guide to lion dance! and since the lunar new year is coming up in a couple weeks, which means everyone’s exposure to lions is probably going to increase, i figured i’d go ahead and make it! right click + open in new tab to fullview, etc etc, i hope it’s helpful, although if you only take one thing away from this powerpoint, it’s this: lions are not dragons

disclaimer: i learned fut san style at an american university, and the senior members of the troupe were almost all from hong kong and taiwan, so most of my knowledge is drawn from what they taught me. lion dance varies widely depending on the style and the country of origin, and many schools do things differently! this is just an attempt to establish a baseline and give you a really basic intro to one of my favorite art forms. :)

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E.R. Comics, Ryan Pequin

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Liking obscure/unpopular characters fucking blows it's like: oh I wanna see more pictures of my guy and then there just isn't any

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Cannot be the only one who thought this.

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Forgot to post this a couple weeks ago!

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finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

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Important announcement. CRUCIAL.

him.

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My favorite part of hermitshipping is the projecting, we you are all touch starved

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the year is 2023, Tubbo owns the misfits and has consumed every twitch streamer into his empire and is now threatening youtube streamers, Tommy and Wilbur have a joint channel and people can no longer tell them apart, Phil is ya know, techno is solely defending youtube from being absorbed into tubbo's misfits by uploading daily skywars vids, ranboo is still here ig

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i think false deserves to be a blonde british bird too actually.

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expectation

vs reality

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My designs for my magical girl au

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Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.