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My husband is the best XD

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i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

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Suga: you and and kageyama act a lot like a couple

Hinata: what??!! we do not!!! oikawa and iwaizumi act just like that too, you know

Suga: oh sweetie

Suga: you’re not making the point you think you’re making

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Let me get this straight because I’ve only seen memes and am piecing this together as i go, but i think i figured out what’s happening.

Tumblr is advertising the tumblr app, on the tumblr app, using a photo of a guy in a Pikachu cosplay, because that’s what they think it will take to successfully sell this app, to people whom already use it?

But now the ball shaving ad is gone? Or is that one still in the mix?

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genderfluid kenma for the win

original quote from @haikyuu-incorrectquotes

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I just wanna talk

So in sk8, a 12 episode skating anime, where the sport has NOTHING to do with beaches and water we get a beach episode, BUT in Haikyuu a literal VOLLEYBALL anime of 75 episodes plus a couple of movies we don't have a single beach volleyball special episode.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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We actually have been trying to sell your info but it's all shit and no one wants it

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Shitty DnD encounter:

In the market there's a very attractive couple - husband and wife - selling duck-shaped little cakes, and their booth is decorated with a wooden bath duck. Eating a cake from the booth has an immediate effect:

If your character was previously attracted to men, they discover they're now attracted to the wife. If your character was previously attracted to women, they discover they now feel attraction towards the husband.

If your character was previously bisexual, they're now overcome with a nearly-overwhelming lust towards the wooden duck.

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On my endless list of endlessly funny things: pets whose names describe the kind of things they're prone to do.

Like imagine going into someone's home and being introduced to their cats, Trippy and Saucy, short for Tripping Hazard and Sauce Bastard respectively.

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I need a bot that has all the historical names, dates and records downloaded into it from wikipedia and you can just write in a random date and it will then give you a list of everything and everyone that existed simultaneously at the time. The invention of a new or currently common object is listed for 100 years afterwards as a "[item] had been invented X years ago".

The first electric vibrators were being invented 60 years after the death of Napoleon Bonaparte. A woman who lived to be 80 years old at the right place and right time could have in a single lifespan been both sexually disappointed by the brief king of Italy and finally satisfied by the wonders of electricity.

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Demons who obey human commands, but instead of being absolutely controlled or compelled by the signs, salt lines and sigils that people draw, they treat it like the rules of a sport game - they'd never injure another demon while doing it, but they'll humour the humans and have fun coming up with rules-lawyering their "anti-demon" wards purely for the challenge.

Like imagine if you were suddenly summoned by a gang of squirrels who offer you a bag of sugar, a bottle of whiskey and a request: find this one specific squirrel and use your mighty kicking power to punt him across a room. His home is warded by a shit ton of silly string but we have full confidence in your magnificient power.

And then you go to this other squirrel's location and find his fortress being protrcted with a lot of silly string, glitter, and the neighbour's 6-year-old kid who takes this a lot more seriously than you do. He, too, is vulnerable to silly string (you respect this rule) but immune to glitter due to not giving a shit. Your own aversion to getting glitter on you is very real. And to the squirrels, of course, whatever wild drama they've got going on is a battle of good and evil, and a matter of life and death.

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