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Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

Ghosts

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

Jetpacks

Aliens

Instant Hypnosis

Machines that put you in the computer

Realistic hologram technology

Were-Cats

Meteors made of Gold

Self-Aware AI

Underground Egypt Cult

Cthulhu

Soul-Sucking Triangles

Transylvania, PA

Moon Resort

Magical Space Guardians

Transgender Potion

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Warlocks

Ghosts

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not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

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[pleasantly] well i don’t particularly know if i came back wrong. Only time will tell!

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Yeah we're legit at the point where mid-2010s free the nipple breastfeeding is okay feminism is leaps and bounds of improvement

#i was cancelled in my LGBT dorm bc i was wearing a shirt w cut out arm holes #and a 17 year old minor might have seen something! #I'm nonbinary and this was an act of misgendering bc amab people were allowed to be shirtless without being harassed about it

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i think stand up is the most autism form of comedy (complimentary)

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*looks up at you with the biggest wettest eyes and asks you very nicey if I can please please please please please bite the shit out of your hands and fingers

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making moves in silence at the half price books

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an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

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I like the phrase “hell if I know” because it implies that if I in fact do know it will bring about hell on earth

#i think it's “id go to hell if i knew and didn't tell you”

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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version of this picture for the target audience of me and me only

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