I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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i think jennette mccurdy deserves to be given a shotgun and power armor and to chase dan schneider through a maze and go doomguy on his ass and personally send him to hell
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Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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it is a parents responsibility to play good music during their child’s formative years. make sure the nostalgia playlist is a banger
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listen here, you outdated meme
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It seems that your weird matches my weird. We should kiss. I mean we should fuck. I mean we should be friends.
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"We all have things we must war against. Yet most of us do it with honor." "Forgive me... but most of you are men."
Shōgun (2024) | Episode 6 | Ladies of the Willow World
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Shōgun really goes above and beyond as a series. Just in awe of the dialogue, the production value, the utter strength of the changes from the original.
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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again
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