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What type of Chris Chan shit is this

#i do not trust people from Adelaide #what south Australia does to a mf #chris chan

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Here’s y’all dinner 🗣️

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For the doodle requests maybe we could get sephy eating some pasta?

This man and his obsession with carbs LMAO he’s so real for that, also including a bonus cleaned doodle of him eating old microwaved Wutaian take out at 2am in the morning

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I love Genesis and Sephiroth’s dynamic because their «rivalry» is completely one-sided. The flashback in the training room is just Genesis trying too hard while Sephiroth is vibing.

Genesis: Sephiroth’s glory should be mine. This world needs a new hero, and that will be me. I must beat Sephiroth and prove I’m worthy- [recites Loveless]

Sephiroth (oblivious): I’m having fun. I’m engaging in banter. I’m getting such a good grade in friendship and being a person.

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i saw someone post this image with character jpegs and decided to draw it out 💋💕🤭💖💖

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Into the WIP dumpster this goes~

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Out Of Context Things Director Lazard Has Seen On The SOLDIER Floor

• Sephiroth carrying an unconscious, bloody-nosed Genesis in a fireman's carry out of the men's room. When asked, his only response was "Don't worry, he's not dead yet."

• Angeal crawling out of a cupboard in the break room with a neck pillow.

• Zack carrying around an iceberg lettuce, a bottle of ranch and taking bites out of it like a sandwich.

• Genesis rolling around in an office chair using a broomstick as a makeshift paddle.

• Sephiroth and his salad bowl filled with Udon. This has been seen a total of 8 different times.

• Angeal giving Genesis a piggyback ride, Sephiroth giving Zack a piggyback ride, they're having a race.

• Zack hanging up a poster that reads "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY? NOW YOU HAVE :)" and it's just a picture of Cloud Strife.

• Genesis and Angeal stuck on opposite sides of a chinese finger trap while Sephiroth loses his shit, on the floor laughing.

• The following dialogue:

Angeal: Genesis, sit up straight.

Sephiroth: Let him sit gay.

• He walked by Sephiroth's office and he was in there, working at his desk, with 6 glow stick necklaces around his neck.

• Angeal dragging Zack and Cloud by their ears while the pair goes "ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow"

• Genesis sitting in the break room, swirling a glass of wine and completing a coloring book.

• Zack dropping down from an air vent with a super soaker strapped to his back.

• Sephiroth walking around with sunglasses at 9 PM.

• The elevator door opened to Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal standing there while Genesis' sentence ended with "—and that's why we should adopt a capybara."

• Angeal approaching a sleeping Genesis with a permanent marker.

• Sephiroth casually laying in a hammock he set up in the training facility while the 2nds run drills on their own. When asked if he's ashamed of himself, he replied "I'm ashamed I didn't think of this sooner"

• Genesis pursuing Zack with a megaphone, quoting LOVELESS at the top of his lungs while Zack covers his ears.

• Angeal having a fight with a revolving door and losing.

• Cloud Strife in his infantry uniform, sitting in Sephiroth's office reading a magazine, lemonade in hand, 2 PM on a Tuesday. When asked he said he was answering the phone while Sephiroth was out. The phone was actively ringing during this and he was ignoring it.

• Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal, Zack and Cloud all piled onto a luggage cart, using their legs to maneuver it. Zack is standing up going "HEAVE—HEAVE—HEAVE"

• He's seen either Sephiroth and Genesis minding their own business when all of a sudden the other attacks them.

• Angeal sitting in a cardboard box eating a sandwich. The box says "THE CALM DOWN BOX"

• Sephiroth boiling pasta in the electric kettle in the break room.

• Zack sitting in the Calm Down Box™ with his face literally looking like ">:(" while Angeal stands over him with an electric fly swatter.

• He heard Genesis's loud singing echoing from the men's room, followed by Angeal's quiet "we can't even pee in peace anymore"

• Sephiroth and Genesis sitting in the Calm Down Box™ arguing over the correct pronunciation of "data"

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it's CC's anniversary and i realized i never posted this here. well

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Need him oiled up like yesterday

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sending vergil through the autism steam roller

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I know he ain't got two wings 😔😔😔 just enjoy the slutty waist I gave him

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endless ffvii → (33/∞)

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GIVES HIM A LIL BUMP

Such a good bean….

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shadow is my favourite dmc5 character btw

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Sephiroth

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I definitely lost myself doing this.