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thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

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Is your pp rick grimes 💀

No, it's me. A friend of mine who works as an animator did it for me, working from this pic.

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Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism

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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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stop it youre SCARING him!!

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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the concept of jaywalking one of the craziest inventions to me. youre just making shit up

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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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when you're hit with a random chronic pain flare up that comes out of nowhere

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