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#aoba all like 'screw the boyfs look its my bro' #'hey brother' #waving from like 5 cm away like dorks probably yell and wave hellos to each other whenever they see each other #every morning it #s 'HEY BROTHER HEY HEY' and tae has had enough of this sHIT YOU BRATS #ooc x

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"It Wasn't Kama Sutra"

send me “it wasn’t kama sutra” and my muse will give a full analysis of how your muse is in bed

"You really want to know that? Why? Y-You’re fine-” He sat on the side of the bed getting ready to put his clothes back on, fingers in his hair and he paused from brushing his hair. Koujaku glanced back to him, his face showing how uncomfortable he was with the question. There would never be a correct answer. His eyes darted around the room as he sucked on the inside of his cheek and crooking his neck to the side. “W-ell.. A gentleman never kisses and tells-” Letting his voice hitch high to indicate the joke. His arms dropped to his side and he turned his head back, facing away from Aoba. As soon as his fingers had a split second to ruffle the corner of the bed sheets the went back to his hair again to scratch the back of his neck. It wasn’t the kind of question he was used to, it was embarrassing to say it all out loud. Though it was futile to avoid him. He huffed out a half-cough half-sigh before swallowing. "Ah…" There was no point stalling. He held his hands in front of him and dropped his head, muttering. "The build up is nice.. But sometimes you like to skip the foreplay.. and can be stubborn when you think it’s uneven. I do genuinely like… pleasing you, it’s enough, I don’t see why you worry so much about that.. You are.” He forced out a couch to cover a bit of his wording but still made it clear, “very good at moving your hips.. and legs.. generally very flexible. That’s, that’s good. Very good,” He let’s out a laugh. “Probably from all the high-kicks- And.. I don’t want to be rude, but you’re not the best kisser.." He hunches over a bit and glances over his shoulder at him. "But you have soft lips, and when you use them on.. other things you’re very good." He shrugs up nonchalantly then looks back into Aoba’s eyes. “The best part of your voice has to be your moans though.” He lets out a grin after a small period of time, looking down he mutters, “You have a lovely mouth… but it’s nothing on how tight your ass is.”He lipped half of his leg back onto the bed and turned around holding himself up with his arms stretched out. He lowered his lids and tilted up to Aoba. "So..., what about me then?"

#interitumvox #asks x #nsfw x

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"Apparently, I need to grow a mustache."

send me one for my muse’s reaction

"Apparently, I need to grow a mustache."

Despite his efforts to hide his disgust for the sake of being polite, his nose scrunches up followed by a frown. “Uh,” As soon as he began to reply the tension in trying to keep his face free of disgust gives in, “You're kidding, right?”

#slyyblue #asks x

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Hey! I know I've been gone for like 5000 years, but I was just wondering if you wanted to continue the threads that we had going. ^-^

if you've been gone for 5000 years than I've been gone for 90000... jfc I'm a mess when it comes to organizing my time.. I'll publish this publicly cus it applies... I'll continue anything anyone's sent me in the current or the past if people want me to! But this is a kind of proof that I am rarely on due to uni. I'm gonna try and find time every sunday to be on from now on.. (that's the problem with your irl friends being so sociable, no time for internet)

#morphinephoenix #ooc x #asks x

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SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

"Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you having nightmares again?" "Anything you want to say?" "Apparently, I need to grow a mustache." "Balloons? Really?" "Be quiet!" "But what if we get caught?" "Can you not?" "Care to tell me what’s going on?" "Come find me." "Did you even love me?" "Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?" "Don’t look at me like that." "Don’t touch me." "Do you love him/her?" "Do you love me?" "Everyone leaves." "Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice."  "Fine, I’ll go." "Finally!" "Fight me for it." "Fuck it." "Get away from me." "Gotcha!" "How high are you?" "How did you get here?" "I bought a goat." "If what we had was real, how could you be fine?" "I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid." "I hate you." "I’ll bet you a dollar." "I said that I’m in love with you." "I think I’m pregnant." "I’m going to kill you." "I’m not eating that." "Is that a chicken?" "It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good." "Jokes on me, huh?" "Just friends?" "Just let me go." "Just tell me the truth!"  "Kiss me." "Kicking someone is not a form of romance." "Let me explain." "Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture." "Maybe you should go." "Maybe fuck you will be our always." "May need you to bail me out of jail." "Miss you." "No. The answer is no." "Not drunk enough for this." "Never, ever doing that again." "Okay, I know this looks bad…" "Please don’t." "Please stop talking." "Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus." "Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach." "Quiet! Someone’s going to hear." "Quit being annoying." "Really, where were you?" "Right. Of course it’s my fault." "Silly of me to think you actually cared." "Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple." "So… How’s the weather?" "Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog." "There’s something wrong with you." "This definitely isn’t what it looks like." "Us? There is no us." "Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry." "Unfortunately, she/he said no."  "Very cute." "We can’t do this." "Was it just a lie?" "Wait, what did you just say?" "Wait! Hold on!"  "Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?" "What the hell?" "Why are you naked?" "Why is there silly string everywhere?" "Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?"  "Without you, I’m lost." "X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?" "You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore." "You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…" "Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation." "Zelda is more important right now." 

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Send v///v for an inappropriate or embarrassing thought my muse has had about yours.

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Reblog With Your RP Character's 'I Will Cut You' Face

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Send me "It Wasn't Kama Sutra" and my muse will give a full analysis of how your muse is in bed

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Turn ons & Turn offs: LET'S GET DETAILED

send me a ● for a turn-on,

send me a ○ for a turn-off,

send me a ◑ for a GUILTY turn-on,

send me a ◐ for something that’s only a turn on if CERTAIN people were to do it or only on CERTAIN occasions.

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but aoba doens't smoke so- but he has an ash tray in his room just incase Koujaku comes around and smokes 0u 0 </ooc>

#[/headcanon]

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Put "Oops!" in my askbox

I’ll use a random number generator and respond to…

1. Your character walking in on mine naked. 2. Your character walking in on mine on the toilet. 3. Your character walking in on mine having a tea party with stuffed animals. 4. Your character walking in on mine in the shower. 5. Your character walking in on mine waking from a nightmare. 6. Your character walking in on mine kissing a stranger. 7. Your character walking in on mine making a shady transaction. 8. Your character walking in on mine in a revealing costume. 9. Your character walking in on mine in bed with someone. 10. Your character walking in on mine being attacked by a masked assailant. 11. Your character walking in on mine waiting in bed for them. 12. Your character walking in on mine singing at the top of their lungs. 13. Your character walking in on mine watching pornography. 14. Your character walking in on mine in the middle of a mental breakdown. 15. Your character walking in on mine piss drunk. 16. Your character walking in on mine having a heart attack. 17. Your character walking in on mine having an embarrassing fall. 18. Your character walking in on mine throwing up. 19. Your character walking in on mine masturbating. 20. Your character walking in on mine… [mun’s choice]

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I just realized.

In offline form, Usagimodoki is box-shaped bunnies, and in online form they’re bunny-shaped boxers.

NOIZ YOU’RE NOT FUNNY

#fucking looser

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DON'T READ BELOW THE CUT! Just send a number between 1-25 and let's see what happens!

Bonus for the bravehearts: reblog without looking, either.

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Playthrough 1: AOBA WHAT THE FUCK?!

Playthrough 2: NOIZ WHAT THE FUCK?!

Playthrough 3: CLEAR WHAT THE FUCK?!

Playthrough 4: MINK WHAT THE FUCK?!

Playthrough 5: VIRUS, TRIP, REN, SERIOUSLY WHAT TḨ̪E͎͠ ͉̖͉̱F͎͎̤̝͚͙̭́U̫̱͓͉̼̞̰͔̙͟Ć̸̡̙͕̂͆̌ͯ̚K͕̼̟̄͗̃͟͞?̯̰̹̻̃!̥͔̂͗̊ͧ̚

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YAHS

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This means you are legal in the US and won’t have anyone else arrested for smutting with you if that is so.

So, just please reblog if you are.

RPers: Reblog if you are 18 or older

#noizyneko

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(continuation from the previous one)

#minao ending is ultimate hipsters au]