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The funniest instagram post in existence

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it

#why do we have the exact same keyboard and mouse

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i touched the wrong button at the self checkout register at work and started hand stimming and the straight lady coworker who was coming over to approve my employee discount said “work!” because she thought i was voguing 😭

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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#people on pinterest actually ask the most insane shit

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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

#yea look tbh i hate this shit #i hate what it takes to live #i still havent really found a way to be happy and achieve things

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Hillæo

HiLLæoo

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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

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"Heres how to stand up to your boss at work and get that raise you deserve!"

*detailed list of things that would get you instantly fired*

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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