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Otra víctima el Chupacabra

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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Ripley's By God, I've Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I'd Just Be Like "Sure, Fuck It"

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at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror

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Bullies try and give me shit for using too many cremes and moisturizers but their punches slide off harmlessly and I slip-slide away down the halls like an oily little penguin 

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I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.

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the hadron collider is like an angel to me

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"oooh fabian seacaster is definitely his father's son after he threatened to skin ivy and turn her into a rug for insulting mazey <3" as if that's not such a fucking cathilda the black move right there. have yall really forgotten "that's right i'm a maid :3 and as such i could tell you that i've got all the breadcrumbs ready and all the spices and seasonings and a nice lemon wedge for when i turn your fuckin' face into a plate of calamari."

that's not a "son of bill seacaster" threat that's a "son of cathilda ceíli" threat and yall better give her the credit she DESERVES

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xkcd fans are the only fandom I've had direct experience with where people do the stereotypical nerdy fan thing of referring to installments of the thing they like by their release order numbers instead of their titles

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can't stop listening to this

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absolutely howling

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