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Hi!

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Awww hi!!

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EXACTLY I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN LAUREL SLAPPED HER LIKE SLAP THAT BITCH

Belly is getting on my fucking nerves. She’s acting like it’s such a big deal that everyone changed. Yeah, of course they changed, you haven’t seen each other in a fucking year. Also she doesn’t know how to be alone for five fucking seconds.

Like bitch stop fucking ruining everything

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THIS IS MEEE

Mattheo Riddle Girlies and what they're like<3

Everyday I wake up with confidence (delusion), knowing I'm the female embodiment of Mr. Problematic himself. Here are the traits that I, and many other Mattheo girlies most likely have, that reflect our favourite boy<3 (also dont try the things on this list, speaking from experience they can lead to serious issues, injuries or worse)

-Mattheo girlies are impossible to have a normal conversation with. Every time someone says words like "I'm coming" or "put it in", even in a completely harmless context, we have to make an awful sex joke. Middle school boy type humor and the dirtiest of minds. Trust, our man would laugh.

-Girl let's be real, we're both on Tumblr rn. It's like the PornHub for women with taste. This is some nasty Mattheo type hobby. He'd support.

-Laughing in absolutely inappropriate situations. Being labeled as an asshole because a classmate is sobbing whilst you're cracking up in the back of the class.

-Protective of your friends like crazy. You're not to the mom of the group, you're more like the drunk uncle ready to fight anyone that dare test your dear friends. You're a menace.

-Life of the party. You're the devil who calls for more shots even though you've already flirted with half the party and fallen down the stairs twice in a row. (Totally has never happened to me btw.) Everyone will be hungover as shit tomorrow, thanks to you. But they can't say you didn't show em a good time.

-Full of vices. Whether it be smutty books, too much caffeine, cigarettes, tequila, whatever. You have one too many unhealthy habits. Maybe all of the above, I don't judge!

-Music is not meant to be listened to quietly. You're either blasting it on your speakers, making everyone's life harder than it already is, or you're drowning out everyone around you with full volume on your headphones. You'll be hard of hearing by age 35.

-A bitch for edits. I mean, giggling at your phone at 3am, kicking your feet at all the edits on your fyp.

-Gossip queens, all of us. In everyone's business, and trust, we're judging you.

-Hallway crush. Always dressed right, always effortlessly good looking. People stare at the girl who sticks out.

-Ruthless flirt. There's like 25 guys in your DMS, thinking you're the love of their lives because you just always happen to say the right thing. Oh no, how do we get rid of them now??

-Extroverted. As hell. You fit into any group if you have the social battery to. You're known for your dirty jokes, and sometimes shocking comments. People can't get enough, you say what others are scared to and you're able to make every convo more interesting. But you also flourish in your own company, not minding the solitude when you need it.

-If you were a celebrity, you'd be canceled in 5 minutes. You always have an unpopular, outta pocket opinion and you're not shy about it. Go you!

-A girl's girl all the way. Best wingwoman you. You'd go to controversial lengths to see your girls win. I cannot tell you the things I've done to set my girls up with their latest boytoy obsession.

-Stalker. Oh you need his insta? How about I find out his whole life story instead and get you his mom's number too?

-Not great with emotions. Most of your exes are scarred. You need therapy, girl...Throwing up peace signs and making jokes about your trauma is not healing...

-You have an endless supply of awful memes, always spamming your friends. You laugh at them or at your own jokes like they're the funniest thing in the world.

-A little hyper. Some people need 3 energy drinks to keep up with your energy.

-The spontaneous friend. You give your friends heart attacks from how many unsafe kr questionable situations you get yourself in. When asked how you got home after the party last night well..."don't remember, I think there was a dude with a motorcycle or something..." Also never happened to me btw, noooo! Stranger danger is a thing we must take more seriously!

-Finally, it is important to state that none of the points I made are wrong or inaccurate, because Mattheo girls are always right. We're awful to argue with, too stubborn, too sure that we're right. If we're losing an argument, which rarely happens, we just pull a "your mom" joke and dip.

This was random and something that popped up in my head after a conversation I had with a fellow Mattheo stan at a party last night. Hope you enjoyed, bye my little bars of soap!<3

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it’s not letting me post. (I think I hit the daily post limit) so I’m sending this to all my mutuals and followers to let y’all know so that it doesn’t seem like I’m ignoring you or somethings wrong<3

Awww hi Mars <33

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SEND ASKS <333

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I HAVE A BIG SUPRISE COMING

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The playlist songs also being recent surprise songs is not a coincidence by the way

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I LOVE YOU GUYS

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Having a mental breakdown first one of the year 🤭

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BEEP BOOP

BOOP BOOP, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE BOOPS

I LIVE U

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OH MY GOSH @sabrinacarpenter

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There’s a tornado warning rn and I’m playing tornado warning I’m stuck in school sirens blaring in deep lockdown houses getting hit pray for me

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THIS IS MY EVERYTHING

More on your relationship with Mattheo just Gomez and Morticia Addams in a different font

The smell was the food he burnt, he got a lil distracted and you guys did not have pancakes

He's crazy but he's also crazy in love so like does it even matter

He gets a tad jelly sometimes but you just have to remind him the psycho you love is him 🥰

Judging the annoying first years at breakfast together you'll lean over and whisper in his ear how it's shocking they have this much energy especially bc it's like 7 am and he'll lean over and propose homicide

If the boys and Pansy look away for like max four minutes and they look back and Mattheo already has you on his shoulders or like curled up together in such a strange and complex position they're like "how tf did you do that" man has no reason for this he just wants to

Patching him up after he gets into a fight dumbass

Again the group looks away from you two for three seconds at a party and the next thing they know he's dipping you down and kissing you like this is not the time they could be playing the most raunchy ass music ever the lyrics could be about anal and he's still dipping you down all lovingly and shit

More on parties I'm convinced he can't dance for shit but you love him so much and you're just so supportive he'll dance like a chicken without a head and you'll be standing there like "🙌 yes, love. Can you say cunty? That's beautiful. So coquette. So modern." He's so proud of himself he's puffing his chest out

Mattheo if anyone shows any interest in him romantically he's just like "👉 look." And you could not give less of a shit bc you're like "oh what's up someone flirted with Mattheo? And what about it? I care why? I have no reason to reason to believe he'd cheat on me. You think he can do better? Totally unrelated when was the last time you took your meds again?"

Kay thanks guys

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Just had my first day of work

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hi! i was wondering if you would write more luke x reader with more on reader being autistic?

guys im literally in love w autistic reader ?? it's js so chefs kiss i swear !! these r gna b hcs since im a little busy rn (mattheo fic writing !!!) also i got a lil carried away x. x

warnings : meltdowns n overstimulation

୨୧ — to set this straight, luke has never ever considered you being autistic smth difficult nor a bad thing !! it's vv normal for ppl at camp to either be diagnosed or js undiagnosed it's no big deal for him

୨୧ — but of course, he doesn't always necessarily know how to deal w it ?? he can't help w everything but that doesn't mean he doesn't try !!

୨୧ — he's constantly making accommodations that other ppl cldnt usually give you !! him being a counselor means that he has access to a lot of things around camp, so he ends up setting things up for you when you need a break

୨୧ — another thing that he does, during offerings he'll make other ppl get seconds of your safe food to give to you so you don't have to worry abt you burning the most important thing to you

୨୧ — w/o realizing it, he begins to sense when things trigger meltdowns and tries to stop himself and others from doing those certain things ! it basically comes to him naturally atp

୨୧ — when you do actually have a meltdown, he offers to squeeze you tightly and rock you so you don't have to exert yourself (but he's more than happy to js leave you alone if that's what you need !!)

୨୧ — he's a big fan of noise canceling headphones himself, so he'll get you ones to match w him !! imagine hello kitty n batman ones <3

୨୧ — overall, luke is in love w his autistic partner n has no shame in them or making accommodations !!

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