annamarietm

[annamarietm]

oh, well.. looks like second base is gonna need to suffice. 🫣

 hey now, nobody said anything about marriage. i don’t have good luck with those.

[annamarietm]

CONGRATULATIONS HANDSOME.

me and my foam finger were in full on fangirl mode last night - totally shamelessly, might i add. but i honestly couldn’t be happier for you; and for the fact it gives me ample reason to plan a celebratory night out. 😉

okay, since we’re already on the discussion of holidays, celebrations etc, etc.. i’ma ask a question and i will without a doubt judge you on the answer.

favorite thanksgiving dish?

[annamarietm]

oh, i’ve heard plenty of those stories.. hence why i’d rather not just dish it out here/there/everywhere until i find one worth keeping. 😆 .. plenty of other fun ways to test partners out.

don’t take advice from me, but i can assure you the first time isn’t what it’s cracked out to be.

[annamarietm]

sorry i had to leave abruptly after, uhm.. considering such things.

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

while i enjoy / toys / i can’t say puppets fall under that category. no discrimination to my boy bray’s rabbit, tho’. i’m sure he’s honestly just delightful.. just not in the sense i need him to be. 💀

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

… how long til’ coachella season? ✌🏼

#| : | .. amj.

[annamarietm]

i — i like wine. i talk too much. i love hands. what a coincidence.

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

YOU LIE, i’ve been in the proverbial courtroom all day.

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

awe darn. there i had my hopes on it being a fricking marriage certificate. pft. what is it then? 👀

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

good luck getting back inside, loser. 😠

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

i — you know, i have zero response to that. 😳🫣 i’m just a hopeless romantic, man. it’s coming to bite me in the ass.

you got bats in the cave?

[annamarietm]

ignore anything referred to as dusty. pls.

the fuck did i login to?

[annamarietm]

i’m all ears, sir.

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

NOT THAT RABBIT, OMG.

mr. rabbit strongly repels the dust, so.. incorrect.

[annamarietm]

this is the strangest marriage proposal i’ve ever seen.. but hey, i accept. 😏

50% ain’t bad. you just forgot the word my.

[annamarietm]

.. okay. i’m doin’ this with every belief the answer won’t be ‘dick’.

may i also suggest something better?