anonymooseforever007

[anonymooseforever007]

Tag Lists For Fics

Hi Y'all❤️ I don't know if anyone's interested but I'm gonna start making tag lists for stories if anyone wants to be on them. Y'all can jump on or off of them whenever you want and I'm going to try to start adding them to the ends of my fics or in a reblogged list. Also some of the list are for series that aren't official/haven't been started yet, but I have a plan to make them. Those ones are marked with ** by them. The lists I'm gonna try to make are as follows with some examples/explanation of the stories they may be attached to:

GENERAL TAG LISTS:

Peaky Everything - Every Peaky Related Fic, even if it's platonic or there isn't a set relationship or reader insert at all (Ex: Romantic Escape, Field Deer. Forest Horse, Shadow by The Bed, Pictures on the Wall, etc....It's literally everything)

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Peaky Romantic - Every Reader/OC Peaky Fic that involves a stated romantic/ non platonic relationship as part of the big focus (Ex: Romantic Escape, I know Him, Whiskey Kisses, etc...)

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Peaky Platonic - Every Reader/OC Peaky fic that involves a platonic relationship as a big focus (Ex: Field Deer. Forest Horse, I know Him, His Aunt's Stories, anything from the My Girl Series, etc...)

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Pure Peaky Peaky - Any non Reader/OC based Peaky fic I've written where the main focus of the story is on the show's characters (Ex: Shadow by the Bed, Pictures on the Wall, A Tour to Remember, etc...)

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Totally Top Gun- Any fic related to Top Gun once I am able to start making my way through planning those ideas again. As of now most of them will likely be about snippets in the life of Mrs. Y/N Floyd from Wanna Buy You A Drink.

SERIES TAG LISTS:

My Girl Series - Any new chapters to the My Girl Series. This is the one that alternates back and forth over the past and present life of Tommy Shelby's daughter (reader) who was raised in America after he died in France during the war.

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Pictures on the Wall Series - While this three part mini series Finn and his relationship with the Shelby mother is officially complete, I recently had one more idea for a mini epilogue that I'd like to write at some point. So I'm opening this list in case anyone would want to see that part when it comes to it!

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**Sweet Oblivion Series - Not a series that's been officially started, but one I have plans for. It would encompass some more fics in the same universe as I Know Him about Finn Shelby dating Alfie's bouncy sunshine stepdaughter who isn't aware of the men's real profession.

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**Woo Me Mister Series - This technically also isn't a series I have ongoing at the moment because I'm currently stuck plot wise, but it would encompass the AU that fics The Proposal and The Engagement are set in. This whole series would be about the year Luca spends trying to win over the Shelby Sister who is determined to avoid an arranged marriage, but also isn't above trying to live her best romance novel life.

INDIVIDUAL CHARACTERS TAG LISTS:

*Note this would be for every fic romantic or platonic for when the character is one of the main subjects*

Finn Shelby

Alfie Solomons

Tommy Shelby

Michael Gray

John Shelby

Arthur Shelby

Luca Changretta

And yeah, those are the lists I would make for now if anyone wants to be one them. There may be a lot but I blame it on my ADHD induced desire to sub organise everything :D If you want to be on any of them just let me know through an ask, message, comment, or anything else you're comfortable with! (You could even try it on any other form of social media I have. If you do that I will be as impressed as I am terrified you'd obtained that information.)

ALSO! One more thing about them. So I know that even if someone really likes a character there may still be topics in a fic that just are not their thing. So if there really is a theme or topic that really bothers you feel free to let me know and I will try to make a note of it and temporarily take you of the list for those fics alone. (Ex: Hey, I want to be on your Alfie tag list but I am absolutely horrified of Cyril, please don't tag me in the fics where he's a big part." Can do! "Hi! I would like to be on the Peaky Romantic List but absolutely don't do pregnancy or OC kids." Sounds Fair. "Hello. Can I be added to the XXX Tag List? But I really don't like XXX. Is that ok? " Sure is!, etc...)

Let me know if y'all want to be on any of these list and have a great day❤️❤️

#Addy's WIPs #Addy's Queue

[anonymooseforever007]

WIP List :)

Hi y'all❤️ Here's a list of my current (long standing) WIPs if anyone's interested.❤️ *Note all my reader insert stories are written with the use of she/her for pronouns* KEY: (x) indicates romantic relationship --- (&) indicates platonic relationship --- (+) indicates character is mentioned but may not be physically present ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ready and Waiting- Stuff that's finished but unpublished:

Ice Cream Scoops (John Shelby x Reader)-A brief introduction to how John Shelby and Y/N L/N met and why John ended up dying every pair of his older brothers' boxers pink because of it... (1.8k)

Lost (Platonic Morpheus & Child Reader)- A quick imagine I wrote when watching The Sandman a few months ago, about a child Morpheus meets during his captivity. (598)

When You Left (Michael Gray x Reader)- ⚠️⚠️There will be a number of possible warnings in this one so please read them⚠️⚠️ This story in the form of headcannons is about when Michael runs into a girl he loved back from his village. Even though it's been years since he's seen her, he still loves her and wants to try being with her again. But what he didn't know was what was happened after he left.... (3.3k)

Remember Last Time (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- An interlude during Ring Around the Roses: On the way home from Tommy's party, Alfie's question to his wife inadvertently brings up a memory they'd both forgotten. And while Y/N can't stop laughing, Alfie is left to question all his life choices ... again... (1.4k)

Note: I don't put my little "hey what do y'all think about this" blurbs on here so there are usually a few of those in my drafts too.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In The Works- Ideas that aren't complete but I have started writing (I.E: what I'm likely stuck on like super glue):

CATastrophe (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- Alfie said the kitten could stay on ONE condition: It couldn't make a mess of anything. And you promised him that the cute little fur ball wouldn't even dream of spilling a drop of milk.... Unfortunately, the kitten made no such promises....

The History of Herstory (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- Technically a prelude to His Aunt's Stories, but this could be read as a stand alone about how a pre-war Alfie met his wife and why it wasn't love at first sight.

The "Hor" Man (Tommy Shelby x Reader & OC Child)- When a small boy takes his hand and asks for help getting home, the big brother in Tommy can't help but emerge. The only problem is the child already expects Tommy to know his address... even when Tom's never see this kid a day in his life.

Something New (Finn Shelby x Reader)- When looking for a surprise, Finn remembers the first time he meet his girl so many years ago. My favourite Finn mini trope where he falls for the person who teaches him to read.... After he embarrasses himself of course.

Glasses and Glasses (Finn Shelby x Reader)- After a fearsome storm forced the Shelby family back to their old betting shop on Watery Lane one morning, they are surprised to see someone who is absolutely not Finn comes down the stairs. The only question is.... it's been ten minutes, why hasn't she seen them yet?

Witness Protection (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- (POSSIBLY HEADCANNONS?) After seeing a crime that was not in fact his fault, Alfie's now stuck under the “protection” of the most infuriatingly positive "copper" London has, and no matter what he does, he can’t seem to get rid of her.

Try My Drink (Finn Shelby x Reader)- Having dated in secret for a few months now, the truth may all be revealed when Y/N's friends notice something odd about her drink...it is her drink right? Or is is someone else's too?... (if you notice a similar scene in "Thinking of You, I Live, that's because I wrote the idea here first and liked it so much I added it in there w/ a few changes....and forgot to finish this....but hey! GO RECYCLING!!!♻️

Daydreaming of Us (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- The Second Part of "Man of My Dreams" where Y/N once again begrudgingly finds herself face to face with her "True Love". Only this time it's on his terf...But it's ok because she's getting married soon and Alfie will be in the past.....At least thats what Tommy claims...

Take My Photo (Finn Shelby x Reader)- Last week Y/N and Finn went to get their photo taken by a professional photographer. There wasn't any specific reason for it. Finn just said he'd like a nice photo of them both for the apartment. But when they get the pictures back, Y/N sees something she didn't notice before....

Three Letter Story (Probably Finn Shelby x Reader, maybe Bonnie, Isaiah, or Michael too)- A intricate 3 part series I forgot I fully planned out a year ago about a love filled relationship that evolves over the course of WWII. It's set to be told over the course of three different letters from different young soldiers witnessing the event. Full of hidden messages and double meanings, you should know how this story ends by the time the last letter begins. (I wish I hadn't forgotten about this one, I'm super excited about it there's a rhyme and everything)

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On Deck- Things I haven't stared writing but I have a desire to make and want to start next once I get it out of my brain:

Finding the Finn in Funeral (Finn Shelby x Reader & Shelby Family)- Well, the Garrison Blew up again. And unfortunately it wasn't empty this time. The youngest Shelby was caught in the blast and has been blown to bits .....Though in a typical Shelby manner, no one told him.

Like A Good Neighbour (Bob Floyd x Reader & Jake Seresin)- A second look into the life of Y/N Floyd, set after she surprises her husband. After injuring herself on a run, Y/N is luckily saved by one very helpful neighbor. And while waiting for her husband, she may learn a few new things about the khakied crusader. (In which I finally find an excuse to make more insurance puns :D...)

The Final Chapter (Alfie Solomons & Arthur Shelby + Reader)- The concluding bit after His Aunt's Stories where the truth comes to light for everyone... And it's finally time for a beloved story to end.

Help Wanted (Finn Shelby & Reader + Alfie Solomons)- Another snippet into the relationship of Finn and Alfie's Step Daughter. This one will be about how they first met and how they became a friends before it was something else.

He Pasta Way (Luca Changretta x Reader & OC children)- Luca has mixed emotions upon seeing the present his children just made for him. Sure he loves them, but did his wife really have to give the good pasta for their crafts?

I Changed My Mind (Alfie Solomons x Reader)- The second part of Ring Around the Roses, after Tommy receives at letter that Alfie isn't dead, Y/N is left with a choice to make....But which one will it be?

Rollin 'round the Bend (Tommy Shelby & Daughter Reader)- Part 7 of the My Girl series, where we see how similar to her father Y/N is when Kent invites the friend group to his family's farm. And on the way back to the university, Y/N finally steps foot in the streets she was born on again. Darling we've made it to Birmingham... maybe?

No Return (Address) (Finn Shelby x Reader & Shelby Family)- Like he did when John wanted to marry Lizzie, Tommy decides to put his brother's girl to the test. Only this time, it may be a lot harder to get this message across...

The Eyes of Love (Michael Gray x Reader)- Upon his return from New York (which was a completely voluntary trip) Michael is excited to introduce his love to his family and she's excited to meet them....But that doesn't mean they're prepared for every question thrown their way.

The Boxer Competition (Bonnie Gold x Reader)- Y/N is completely in love with Bonnie Gold. The only problem is....She hasn't ever spoken to him. She's seen him yes, quick glances across the pub and endless teasing from her friends, but that's never been enough for her to get over he nerves of actually speaking to the golden boy. Though with one simple announcement and a overly eager sister that may all change...

Untitled (Luca Changretta x Shelby!Reader)- After the disaster that began your "engagement" to the man, Luca still isn't sure why he's here and playing your silly little courting game (threat). He's not sure why he didn't let you win the first time and end the arrangement. He's not sure why someone setting such a bright dress has so many weapons. And he's not sure why it annoys him that you are so fixed on the movie before you. The actor isn't even than handsome, he meant talented, anyway...

*Note: I don't write or post these in any particular order. They just get done in whatever manner I can finish one first in. I sometimes jump around a lot when writing. A good number of the In the Works ones are over a year old and I got stuck on them or lost motivation at the time but I don't want to give up on them yet. I have no set time line for any of these either so.... I hope y'all enjoy some of them though, even if it's just a quick idea!*

UPDATED: July 8th, 2023

#Addy's WIPs #Addy's Queue

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Random Life Ramble under cut about this weekend. You can skip this entirely or just cut to the last two paragraphs (in italics) to get the ghist of it if you want! Anything's cool!❤️

Ok, so I really planned to try to catch up on fics I wanted to read tonight and tomorrow, but I honestly don't think that's gonna happen until maybe Sunday now.

Because today, we moved my twin sister into her apartment and I honestly am not sure how I feel about it. It's not because she's been disowned or hates out family or she's leaving in a negative manner. She's literally moving 12 minutes away and I'm still going to see her all the time until I leave for college again. She moved to college back home after her freshman year elsewhere and has been living at home again. And while she loves my parents and is so much happier back here than where she was, she just wants to be able to try living out of the house like so may of our friends are and that's totally fine. My parents agree that like we're twenty and it's normal for people to want to do that during college and it could be a good experience for when we're out of it and we're both good kids. So that happens today and it all went well and I really an estancia for her that she finally gets to do this. And I think that this will be something she enjoys and will be good for her to be independent like she wants to be a bit more of. She'll still be super close to everything she knows but she also gets to try stuff she hasn't before. And I think she'll do great. Because I adore her so much and I want her to be happy so badly. She is my twin and my other half in every sense of the word. Which is funny because we look nothing a like and 80% of the time we are the literal definition of the whole "The Brawn and The Brain" one athletic and one nerdy twin stereotype. My parents put us in separate rooms at like a year and a half old because she'd fall asleep like sleeping beauty and I'd take much longer to fall asleep and would keep her up too much while just messing around in my crib and it just wasn't working out at all. But as different as we are I wouldn't change a single thing about her for anything in the world. She is and always will be my best friend and I know without a doubt I would choose her above anyone else right now. And I'm so happy to see she's happy....But there is a part of me that fucking hates this. And I'm not really sure what to do right now.

Because if it hasn't been noticed, I really am not good at expressing my feelings out loud. In life or when reading things I'll have so many thoughts in my head about it and how much I feel about it and what I think. But when someone asks about it or if I want to tell them how I felt about it, I have a very hard time saying more than "it was good" "it was fine" "I loved it." Because really in the backwards way my brain sometimes works, those words are all that's needed to express exactly how I feel and anything else just wouldn't make sense or would be repetitive and my brain also gets on to be about being too repetitive or rambley especially when I'm nervous or excited. And so while it isn't always a bad thing, and I am able to control my emotions relatively well in many situations, I also tend to bottle the worse things up and I know that's not always good.

But I have briefly cried at least five times today when I made sure no one was looking. And I really don't cry a lot. I don't like crying because honestly nine times out of ten it's doesn't makes sense to me to do. Either my brain says that crying would not be productive to the situation so let's find a better solution or I would rather set aside what's bothering me and make myself focus on something different because I don't want to be sad. I like being happy and I really would rather just forgive and forget most nonmajor inconveniences instead of letting them bring me down. I like being a glass half full kind of person and I don't think that's a bad thing. And once again, bottling things up isn't good even if I can't help it sometimes.

But when it comes to my sister I don't have that issue at all apparently. I like to joke that she's the biggest reason I ever cry and not because she's tossing the remote at me from across the couch. But it's also true because when it comes to her I can't actually hold stuff in and just the thought of something happening to her worries me so much at times even if I know she's going to be fine. I think the biggest thing this time is that she won't be as close to me anymore. Like us going to different colleges was one thing, but it also wasn't too bad because on top of texts and calls and stuff, I knew that when I came home from the holidays she'd still be sleeping right down the way like she'd been quiet literally since ever. And now that's not gonna happen anymore and while I understand that it will even have to happen one day and we will both move out and not live in the house we've grown up in. There's something about it that just makes me uncomfortable. Because I think the last thing in this world I want is to lose anything with my sister because we've move apart.

But yeah. So honestly today has been a good day. Work was good and her move in was easy and my family had pizza dinner at the apartment and this day really couldn't have gone smoother. And I've talked to a lot of great people today too. I think the biggest issue today has been the ten minute power outage that happens while writing this and tumblr being a little ass about me trying to edit a post and organise it the way I like. Like really? Why is it shoving over my bolded text to stuff I didn't chose and why is it shifting where my hyperlink? Though again. In the span of things those aren't really big deals. They won't affect me forever and all in all they didn't do anything to dampen the good that happens today.

But something about today has just drained me and so I want to wait until Sunday or Monday to read things when I can fully focus on them without my anxiety in the background. And I feel bad about it because I like everything y'all do and I want to see more of it but I just can't do that today and I don't want anyone to think I'm ignoring them or am not interested. I am, but I just don't think I'll be able to fully focus and respond and process on what I'm reading tonight and stuff.

Finally, I do however, have two things in my queue for this weekend but haven't gotten around to it until now. Mainly because I wasn't sure if anyone would be interested or if it would be worth it. But I've made them and I've been meaning to post them for a few days and don't want to let my self chicken out about it again But the first post is a WIP list of the stories I haven't published, the ones I've started writing, and some ideas I have planned next. I think it would maybe help people seen what I'm working on, and also be a place for me to semi store ideas that I make up. The second post is just something about tags list I'm going to start making. Because I haven't actually form that yet, and while I've had people asked to be tagged in stuff before, an actual for stuff didn't occur to me until recently and I was always worried that I would forget someone who asked. And I'm not sure how may people would want to be on them but I figured it could actually help me organise things a bit!

And yeah! That's it. If you've read this all or even a bit I'm sorry for rambling. But I love all of y'all, all of y'all are brilliant and amazing and I can't what to see what happens next with all of y'all lovely people! ❤️❤️ Have a good weekend!!

#Addy Rambles

[anonymooseforever007]

Tommy Pulling up to the Garrison After Accepting his Fate with the Mini Horse:

#This took me a bit to find but it's really completes the idea #Tommy Shelby Imagine #Tommy Shelby #Peaky Blinders

[anonymooseforever007]

PUPPY!!!!😍😍😍😍 Also very much mood....

Oh! What do you think Alfie's reaction would be to finding this in the kitchen when he comes home from a long day? 😂 And what would his face be like when he realises his wife made him a matching pair😂😂

Why, mother?

Because momma is dealing with writer's block, sweetheart. And she needs to put her mind in other things.

[anonymooseforever007]

Oh Absolutely! This tiny creature has become the bane of everyone's existence!

And the worst part is that the staff can't even do anything about it! Because they can't just tell their boss to get rid of his pest pet! And at the same time it's such a cute little thing too! I can imagine Tommy starting to take it to business meetings with Alfie just out of spite and Tommy acts so nonchalant as his horse just begins to eat Alfie's coat. I love it! Thank you for all you ideas about it! They've made me smile and if you ever do write anything about it be sure to tag me! I'd love to see it❤️❤️

Give Tommy A Mini Horse !

Words can not describe how much I want to see a story about Tommy buying a horse without going to see it first (maybe he gets it though an ad?)....only to find out he's been scammed when a freaking mini horse shows up instead. 😂 Like he's expecting this big majestic creature that is going to win him lots of races, but instead he's gotten this tiny little runty thing that can barely see over the water trough and keeps getting bullied by John's goats. And I can imagine his brothers just not letting it go! And when Alfie sees the thing he's all like "well well well. Looks like you've finally got one that you fit on, don't ya." And its entire existence has just descended Tommy's life into another level of hell but he can't get rid of it because the kids love it and it still is a horse.

Or wait wait wait! What if one day like Finn and Michael and John get super drunk and decide to swap out all of Tommy's regular sized horses with mini horses and then pretend (badly) that they have no idea what's happened and maybe it's the cold the shrink them.

And yeah: There's my petition to give Tommy a mini horse...or an army of them..

If y'all have any ideas of how to get Tommy a mini horse please let me know😂😂 I'm have int so much fun thinking of these.

#Long Post

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OMG ABSOLUTELY YES!!!! (And awe! Thank you🥰🥰🥰)

The Italicized Oh has me cackling in thirty shades of complete amusement! I'm never going to be able to italicise words again without thinking of this😂😂 I love it

And that is the perfect ring! I can imagine one of them searching for hours in the jewellery store looking for the prefect ring and not coming across anything. Then on their way back home they stumble upon a singly little pawn show and see it in the windows and are like "YES! This I the ring I shall pronounce my love with!" And then every anniversary they start going to the necklaces after the wedding ring😂😂

Also, and this may be a bit out if pocket, but it popped into my head. You know how Alfie has a bunch on rings on his hand and probably uses them when *ahem* bargaining bread prices? And like obviously if he's "bargaining" hard enough they rings probably leave a mark? Well now I'm imagining Luca doing the same thing with his new wedding ring and after he's slapped some poor moron for messing the papers up you just see this slowly reddening pasta shaped bruise begin to form....

LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!

Y'ALL!! I was looking up pasta necklaces for a rambling Luca Blurbish idea and I've stumbled upon gold! Literally! Like y'all look:

Aren't they exquisite!!! Beautiful Beautiful people don't want pearl necklaces they want solid gold ones in the shape of pasta. From here on out this is the only type of proposal I will be excepting. (FYI they also make earrings)

Here's the link for them btw

[anonymooseforever007]

LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND!!

Y'ALL!! I was looking up pasta necklaces for a rambling Luca Blurbish idea and I've stumbled upon gold! Literally! Like y'all look:

Aren't they exquisite!!! Beautiful Beautiful people don't want pearl necklaces they want solid gold ones in the shape of pasta. From here on out this is the only type of proposal I will be excepting. (FYI they also make earrings)

Here's the link for them btw

#I'm looking for a man who loves me as much as I love pasta. #Luca Changretta #Immediately opens his wallet #Or cries #Peaky Blinders #I love pasta #Addy's Rambles #True love is when he buys you the entire collection of pasta themed necklaces #Not when he puts a vendetta out on your family

[anonymooseforever007]

CONGRATULATIONS🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 That's amazing!! You're brilliant and your writing is too! I think I have an idea for a cat fic, though I'll need to work it out! But I definitely want to do something! Congrats!!❤️❤️❤️

2.7k followers celebration! 🐈

Hello!!

Originally I didn't want to do nothing, because I was waiting until the 3k, but meh!! Today I decided I want to celebrate 😌.

I guess the theme is pretty obvious: Cats! 🐈❤️.

Because if you follow my blog, you'll know I'm a crazy cat lady. Cats are my favourite animal and if I can I always include one (or more than one) in my fics and moodboards. I love these little creatures 🥺❤️. Psss psss.

So, I'm not planning to write fics this time but if you want to participate you're free to do it!

Moodboards, blurbs, fics... Your choice! Your favourite peaky character (x Reader, x OC, x other characters, alone... Whatever you want ❤️) but you should include at least one cat.

Fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, etc. Again, it's your choice (but don't kill the animal, because I do not read that kind of things. Kill the character if you want 😂)

Let the Peakys and friends enjoy their fluffy little bodies and the purrs.

No deadline, so... Take your time 🐈.

[anonymooseforever007]

You're absolutely right!!

Alfie absolutely hums under his breath! And Ollie won't admit it but he's joined in too! 😂 I can imagine Alfie pulling out his products singing his little jingle and Arthur's just sitting there like

(Or any number of this man's quotes😂)

and then later when Alfie (finally) leaves Arthur's link in bed with Linda and finds him self humming the same tune stuck in his head😂

Exactly! Not ok is perfectly ok!😂😂

I just found this.

Alfie selling a beard kit it's really something Alfie could do 😂.

"Ya know, mate, a man needs to take care of himself, too."

(the fact the logo is Tommy riding a horse is even better 😂😂. Well, it says Shelby co. Maybe both of them are back in business together 😂)

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😂😂Yes! It's basically like the mini horse is becoming Tommy's emotional support animal but he won't admit it😂😂 I can imagine some poor maid finally getting all the floors cleaned and then the horse just prances on in leaving a little trail of dirt and she wants to scream😂 We though the mini horse would be Tommy's worst enemy, but really this horse seems to have it out for the poor maid who forgot to feed it extra apples one day or something😂 I adore you idea!! I'd a say absolutely write it!!!❤️❤️ I'd love to see it!

Give Tommy A Mini Horse !

Words can not describe how much I want to see a story about Tommy buying a horse without going to see it first (maybe he gets it though an ad?)....only to find out he's been scammed when a freaking mini horse shows up instead. 😂 Like he's expecting this big majestic creature that is going to win him lots of races, but instead he's gotten this tiny little runty thing that can barely see over the water trough and keeps getting bullied by John's goats. And I can imagine his brothers just not letting it go! And when Alfie sees the thing he's all like "well well well. Looks like you've finally got one that you fit on, don't ya." And its entire existence has just descended Tommy's life into another level of hell but he can't get rid of it because the kids love it and it still is a horse.

Or wait wait wait! What if one day like Finn and Michael and John get super drunk and decide to swap out all of Tommy's regular sized horses with mini horses and then pretend (badly) that they have no idea what's happened and maybe it's the cold the shrink them.

And yeah: There's my petition to give Tommy a mini horse...or an army of them..

If y'all have any ideas of how to get Tommy a mini horse please let me know😂😂 I'm have int so much fun thinking of these.

[anonymooseforever007]

Wip Wednesday

Hi! Thanks for tagging me in this Bri! I liked your blurb! Bale!Bruce is my favourite, I can't wait to see it! Here's the first opening bit of An Alfie X Reader fic that's mean to be a fluffy prequel to the His Aunt's Stories Headcannons I made:

"The first time Alfred Solomons saw his future wife he couldn't take his eyes off her....but not in a good way. No, this wasn't some romantic fairytale first meet where the couple locks eyes for the first time, and everything stands still as sparks fly....Well sparks did fly, but not ones of love or passion. These were sparks of anger, of rage, or the absolute murderous loathing Alfred had beca...."

"FOR FUCKS SAKE! GET ON WITH IT!"

A hush fell across the wedding crowd and all eyes returned to the glaring groom. Shrugging his shoulders innocently, the best man only smiled. After all, this was his big brother's wedding day. He had to make it interesting somehow.

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(I'm a bit stuck on it though now, but I hope I'll finish it soon!)

Tagging : @look-at-the-soul @multifandomwriter56 @shelbyssins @zablife @raincoffeeandfandoms (I'm sorry I've accident tagged y'all after you've done this!)❤️

[anonymooseforever007]

You find yourself stuck in an elevator with your icon and your username. How happy are you?

#Tommy Shelby . A moose. And James Bond. #This is gonna be interesting... #Also my question is: do I get to choose just one version of James Bond or do I get all seven? #Because if I have to choose it's gonna be A hard choice between Connery and Craig.... #Someone's going to have to be riding the moose

[anonymooseforever007]

@bouncydragon I absolutely love your tags! (And your username🥰) Tommy would absolutely get attached to the horse😂 I can see him purposely walking fast at first to get away from it (because he absolutely can't run from it can he) but then he walks around the corner and after like a few seconds he walks back around and waits so the horse can catch up. And he's tries to glare at it but it's just sniffs his hands and rubs it's head against his legs and Tommy's like "ok I'm keeping you!" And you're right! It's so much fun bulling Tommy for his height even though there's not much of a difference😂 it's the thought that founds though isn't it! I'm glad you liked it!❤️

Give Tommy A Mini Horse !

Words can not describe how much I want to see a story about Tommy buying a horse without going to see it first (maybe he gets it though an ad?)....only to find out he's been scammed when a freaking mini horse shows up instead. 😂 Like he's expecting this big majestic creature that is going to win him lots of races, but instead he's gotten this tiny little runty thing that can barely see over the water trough and keeps getting bullied by John's goats. And I can imagine his brothers just not letting it go! And when Alfie sees the thing he's all like "well well well. Looks like you've finally got one that you fit on, don't ya." And its entire existence has just descended Tommy's life into another level of hell but he can't get rid of it because the kids love it and it still is a horse.

Or wait wait wait! What if one day like Finn and Michael and John get super drunk and decide to swap out all of Tommy's regular sized horses with mini horses and then pretend (badly) that they have no idea what's happened and maybe it's the cold the shrink them.

And yeah: There's my petition to give Tommy a mini horse...or an army of them..

If y'all have any ideas of how to get Tommy a mini horse please let me know😂😂 I'm have int so much fun thinking of these.

[anonymooseforever007]

Thank you❤️ Alfie's got so many connections it would have been easy for him. He probably thought of the idea and immediately opened up his phone book to "guy with the mini horses"😂 And all so he could make another "he's only little" joke. The horse probably imprinted on him and Tommy's only hope of tolerating it is by training it to be a guard dog (or guard horse)😂 After a while Tommy probably stops getting annoyed by hearing it follow him and starts getting worried when he doesn't😂 Then when Alfie finally comes to give Tommy the right horse Tommy's just like "no." picking it up and walking away! I'm glad you liked it!

Give Tommy A Mini Horse !

Words can not describe how much I want to see a story about Tommy buying a horse without going to see it first (maybe he gets it though an ad?)....only to find out he's been scammed when a freaking mini horse shows up instead. 😂 Like he's expecting this big majestic creature that is going to win him lots of races, but instead he's gotten this tiny little runty thing that can barely see over the water trough and keeps getting bullied by John's goats. And I can imagine his brothers just not letting it go! And when Alfie sees the thing he's all like "well well well. Looks like you've finally got one that you fit on, don't ya." And its entire existence has just descended Tommy's life into another level of hell but he can't get rid of it because the kids love it and it still is a horse.

Or wait wait wait! What if one day like Finn and Michael and John get super drunk and decide to swap out all of Tommy's regular sized horses with mini horses and then pretend (badly) that they have no idea what's happened and maybe it's the cold the shrink them.

And yeah: There's my petition to give Tommy a mini horse...or an army of them..

If y'all have any ideas of how to get Tommy a mini horse please let me know😂😂 I'm have int so much fun thinking of these.

[anonymooseforever007]

Let's Bully Tommy Party hop on here😂

Alfie is absolutely the one behind it all! 😂 He probably doesn't even hide it the next time he comes around and drops direct quotes from the Ad when Tommy's ranting about what happened and Tommy just slowly freezes realizing what's happened.

PLEASE😂😂 "Mr. I'm trying and failing to grow up a moustache" This is the best thing I've heard all day😂 And you're probably right about that too though. Atleast like anything after S3 Michael like S2 and early S3 (the one I still have a soft spot for at times who was happy his mum packed him lunch...but maybe it's just Finn Cole I like🫣😂🤭) might have done it because he still didn't seem totally all power hungry/ambitious then but anything after that wouldn't even think of it. S6 Michael would probably take the horse and turn it to glue....

And John was absolutely forcing Finn to do it😂 I can see Finn actually making a stupid joke about doing it after learning about the existence of mini horses and John just takes it and is like YES and runs with it. I can see him grabbing Finn in a headlock and pulling his close to make the plan. When they get caught Finn probably plays the forced baby brother card and tries to act like he was just the lookout instead of the accidental mastermind who thought of it. And Isaiah is absolutely there too😂 he's probably the one to acquire the mini horses. I can't explain why I just feel like he's someone who had connections. He's also probably the only one who successfully runs away then they get caught.

Arthur's probably standing to the side holding John and Finn's collars while Tommy's ranting. And every time Tommy turns around (because he's a circle spinning ranter if you know what I mean) but every time it happens it's a scene like in a movie where Arthur just breaks out into a grin behind his brother's back and when Tommy turns again it just drops and so Arthur's like 😡😃😡😄😡🤣🤬😡 etc....

And once the anger wears off Tommy would absolutely name the horse as something imitating/big as he can🤣! He names the horse Titan so the horse can feel big too! And the horse probably thinks it's big too and is like "I AM A MIGHTY WAR HORSE NAMED AFTER A POWERFUL BEING!" And then it just runs to hide behind Tommy's legs because John's "head but inclined" baby goat is headed its way again. And Tommy starts arguing with John about teaching his kids (haha John and goat pun) bad habits. In short Titan would probably be the horse version of a Chinchilla😂

I'm sorry for rambling and for taking to hit to get back to this but I absolutely love your additions🥰

Give Tommy A Mini Horse !

Words can not describe how much I want to see a story about Tommy buying a horse without going to see it first (maybe he gets it though an ad?)....only to find out he's been scammed when a freaking mini horse shows up instead. 😂 Like he's expecting this big majestic creature that is going to win him lots of races, but instead he's gotten this tiny little runty thing that can barely see over the water trough and keeps getting bullied by John's goats. And I can imagine his brothers just not letting it go! And when Alfie sees the thing he's all like "well well well. Looks like you've finally got one that you fit on, don't ya." And its entire existence has just descended Tommy's life into another level of hell but he can't get rid of it because the kids love it and it still is a horse.

Or wait wait wait! What if one day like Finn and Michael and John get super drunk and decide to swap out all of Tommy's regular sized horses with mini horses and then pretend (badly) that they have no idea what's happened and maybe it's the cold the shrink them.

And yeah: There's my petition to give Tommy a mini horse...or an army of them..

If y'all have any ideas of how to get Tommy a mini horse please let me know😂😂 I'm have int so much fun thinking of these.

[anonymooseforever007]

OMG THAT'S BRILLIANT😂😂😂 Alfie is Mary Poppins Confirmed😂 He is after all practically perfect in every way😂

Do you think if I asked nicely he'd sing "A Spoon Full of Sugar (makes the medicine go down)" or would he put his own twist on it as (And I'm sorry for the repetition I'm making myself giggle thinking of these to the same tune)

-A Bottle Full of Rum (makes the sadness go down)

-A Bash Over Tommy's Head (makes the little man go down)

-A Basket Full of Bread (makes police suspicion go down)

-A Single Look from Esme (makes John's pants go down) (I'm sorry...I had to)

-A Bullet from the Russians (makes the blonde one go down)

-A Simple Pet on Cyril's Head (Doesn't make him get down)

In Conclusion: That photos is absolutely brilliant and I am filled with ideas about it now😂😂🥰🥰

I just found this.

Alfie selling a beard kit it's really something Alfie could do 😂.

"Ya know, mate, a man needs to take care of himself, too."

(the fact the logo is Tommy riding a horse is even better 😂😂. Well, it says Shelby co. Maybe both of them are back in business together 😂)