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Awwwww! :-)
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One question - Who do I have to kill?
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Caffeine, my beloved ...
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Long-overdue reform of tertiary education.
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Valar dohaeris.
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More popular a choice than you might think.
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Meanwhile, in the potassium fandom ...
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If it can't please a woman, why would it ever need to get hard?
Please add my second Tumblr page: @sexy-goddess-girls2
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Marriage Update -
"See, now I don't want to give you a blowjob. Not when you're like 'Waah! My Star Wars joke didn't get any notes!'"
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Me: [lights a circle of candles, with another candle in the middle]
Her: "BOOB?!"
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Time machine
(Source)
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Sounds fun.
put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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I like working from home, but it's hard on my wife.
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This one sparks joy. :-)
Easy amusement
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