anothercatboy

[anothercatboy]

they call it the high holidays because i am on drugs

[anothercatboy]

on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

[anothercatboy]

You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?

i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be

[anothercatboy]

i think iphones should moan when they receive airdrops

[anothercatboy]

how many followers do you have???

Awesome ask buddy! It's really great how many great asks I receive every day on tumblr.com! I am truly blessed

[anothercatboy]

Day 1 Of Living By The Warrior Code

[anothercatboy]

[anothercatboy]

Gonna scream oh my Gd

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[anothercatboy]

why do you think you deserve a michelin star? can you even cook?

do you guys just make up stuff for me to say. Like this is a conversation i did not start

[anothercatboy]

taking a nap with your cat should give you more hp back

[anothercatboy]

Y'all know the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"? Imagine if they replaced the "Dog" with "Paradoxical Form" and instead of pretending to bark the singer screams in pain, agony, and mental anguish as they hopelessly try to comprehend the paradoxical form in hopes to figure out what sounds it makes. The instrumental keeps going despite the horrific screaming for god's mercy, but god's mercy never comes. For god is dead, and we killed him by attempting to perceive the paradoxical form.

boy you talk huh

[anothercatboy]

life advice: if ur cishet male friends dont let u call them babygirl theyre not worth it. but also this is dangerous bc then u’ll buy them a coffee at starbucks and they’ll say thank u daddy and u will automatically respond ur welcome babygirl and then the entire starbucks will be staring at u bc it is 2:45pm on a wednesday. this may happen multiple times. do with this what u will

[anothercatboy]

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

[anothercatboy]

Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

[anothercatboy]

after i put my pants on in the morning i stand at the center of my room staring at the wall with my eyes glazed over for about ten minutes regardless of the time. I am constantly late

[anothercatboy]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens