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Not a person whose parting words are that they did like and care about me, never once being sweet or affectionate, but then being that with random anons. akjshdajk

they should have chosen better petty parting words than lies but whatever

#and I shouldn't have logged onto here cause obviously they'd show up ugh

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yeah, nah can't not reblog madame zeroni

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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@moodreaderlesbian no one will be safe from my tiny fangs

@yourlocaldisneyvillain I would like to see it

suddenly struck with the overwhelming urge to bite

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I remember in high school my geography teacher said humans will choose to live in unbeatable heat over unbearable cold, but nearly every single person I've met in my life has said they'd rather die in the cold than live in the heat, so now I thought to myself why not outsource this question!

no fahrenheit because if i have to google the answers on polls with no celcius, so do you

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pov: your toxic traits are isolation and avoidance but your love languages are quality time and physical touch

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Sorry, but imagining this when they're not even together makes it 1000 times more funny.

Imagine, it's actually during their first meeting at a job interview or smth

Larissa: *whines in pain because she hit her knee on the table foot*

Y/N: did you know the best painkiller is actually an orgasm?

Larissa:

Y/N: just saying...

#like: listen I know I am here for one job #but I am not above taking on more duties

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Independent bookstores around the country have a particularly clever lifeline, one perfectly suited to the unprecedented moment we find ourselves in. The strange part? It came into being just weeks before the World Health Organization declared the coronavirus outbreak a pandemic, and before the bookstores started closing up shop wondering if they’d reopen at all.

The lifeline in question is called Bookshop. 

In simple terms, it’s a super clean, user-friendly online bookstore whose raison d’être is supporting independent bookstores — not simply with exposure or resources (though that’s certainly a factor), but with cold hard cash…

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MUG CHECK! ☕

if you have any mugs or dirty dishes in your room, eat them!!

eat your ceramics and glassware

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I will not have this turn into a repeat of the con hahaha so I will just smile and say thank you ♥

how about a mentally completely instable, absolutely not independent and moderately ugly probably asexual or just sex terridied sugar baby? I can give you that (no, i wasn't the anon. and I am not afraid to openly admit my short comings hahaha)

Hi darling, so brave of you to ask off anon. Good job!

You can be my lovely platonic sugar baby if you want. Or you can be my cuddly babyfriend. Your choice.

And beauty is in the eye of the beholder, darling. My "don't be mean" requirement includes also not being mean towards oneself, can you do that for mommy?

As long as you play by the rules, you are more than welcome to join the playground.

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Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

or anything really

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It’s important to remember that other people are their own person and have lives to live and their own mental health to consider.

It doesn’t mean they don’t care about you. If a friend is online but not responding, it doesn’t mean you aren’t important. But just because a friend has free time doesn’t mean they owe it to you.

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Yes, Mommy, I can do that! I can be your platonic, cuddly sugar babyfriend who is at least less mean to herself than she wants to be/used to be!

how about a mentally completely instable, absolutely not independent and moderately ugly probably asexual or just sex terridied sugar baby? I can give you that (no, i wasn't the anon. and I am not afraid to openly admit my short comings hahaha)

Hi darling, so brave of you to ask off anon. Good job!

You can be my lovely platonic sugar baby if you want. Or you can be my cuddly babyfriend. Your choice.

And beauty is in the eye of the beholder, darling. My "don't be mean" requirement includes also not being mean towards oneself, can you do that for mommy?

As long as you play by the rules, you are more than welcome to join the playground.

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nothing pisses me off more than when people say effort always pays off. you know what? sometimes it fucking doesn't and you just wasted your time! but that's okay i guess

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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she's so me

just like wrapped in fancy packaging all day, which I am decidedly not

Why do I have this super-specific headcanon of Larissa being a messy sleeper? Like, she would be all proper and ladylike, with curlers in her hair and a satin and lace nightgown, but then she sleeps sprawled sideways on the bed, totally hugs the pillow and drools on it, and if someone is in bed with her, you can bet she would cling to you as a koala to a tree, all long, tangled limbs and soft curves pressing into your body. 

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reading the nastiest most disrespectful smut on ao3 during breakfast like it’s the morning paper