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Kendra: Would you be more surprised to find a walrus or a fairy knocking at your door?

Seth: Neither would surprise me at this point, but I better not be the walrus this time.

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So you know how Kendra and Seth were separated for so long? Before that they both started using separate rooms in Fablehaven.

Now don't imagine them both going back to the attic playroom because they missed being together.

Don't imagine Seth asking Kendra to sing to him and which Kendra responds "I haven't sung to you since we were little" and Seth says something like "I know. I just remembered it and wanted to hear it again."

Don't imagine them sleeping in separate rooms only for one of them to wake up in the middle of the night crawling into the others room because the other the only one who really understands

Don't imagine Seth and Kendra becoming extremely close in their sibling/friendship after everything that happened

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Kendra: Please help lead this diversion.

Broadhoof: This does not concern us. This is your problem. Go away.

Seth: 

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Biblically accurate photo of Ronodin

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Bracken in CotTG:

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The duality of man:

Bracken shops at Claire’s

Ronodin shops at Hot Topic

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in better news 👀👀

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“Summer was unabashedly remaining a clown.”

So are all of us on Tumblr

#anxiousabsurdity #brandon mull #the candy shop war 3

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Zac: I can make content in my sleep.

Book: *about weird dream carnival*

Me: Hmmm…

#the candy shop war 3

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Minor editing mistake in Candy Shop War 3: On page 236, Summer talk about Nate’s bracelet that he got from Sandra. Nate had not mentioned it yet, only that he had a weird dream, and the bracelet only exists in his dreams so how did Summer know about it.

I suspect in some previous version Nate had mentioned it, but they changed it and forgot to update Summer’s line.

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Sure. I’ll reblog this

I've always pictured Trask to look like Cobra Bubbles (from Lilo&Stitch) in my mind. No idea why

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a quick Kendra and Seth in honor of finishing my Fablehaven reread <3

Were you more of a Journal of Secrets kid or and Emergency Kit kid

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“i wanna ride warren burgess while vanessa santoro calls me a whore” -me 24/7

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The Fablehaven crew at an amusement park:

-Seth is constantly just. Gone. Nobody knows where he ran off to, but he always finds everyone else within a few seconds of them starting to ask each other if they’ve seen him recently

-Bracken and Kendra spend an inordinate amount of time playing the carnival games. Kendra’s arms are steadily getting more and more full of stuffed animals

-Warren joins Bracken & Kendra at the carnival games for a bit, wins a prize, gives it to Vanessa, and then steers her away from the rest of the group to go and order way too many sugary treats for everyone to share

-Dale gets tired of losing track of Seth and threatens to put one of those child-proof wristbands on him which will connect both of their wrists so the kid can’t wander off anymore

-Tanu tells Dale to chill and let the kid be a kid. And then proceeds to put an AirTag in Seth’s shoulder-pack-thing that he carries around

-Warren tells Seth about the AirTag and helps the kid plant it in Tanu’s pocket

-Vanessa rides all of the huge rollercoasters

-Tanu joins Vanessa, Dale does ~not~

-Warren joins Tanu and Vanessa

-Tanu gets sick

-Seth takes Tanu’s place

-Bracken & Kendra do the typical cutesy couple-y things like riding on the carousel and the Ferris wheel at sunset

-Everyone figures out later that Seth kept disappearing to the bumper cars and go-karts and those rides that spin you around in circles at high speeds. He creams everyone at go-kart racing

-Dale takes pictures of everyone and makes sure everyone eats actual food and drinks water. #momfriend

-Tanu helps round everyone up at the end of the night, makes a comment about how Seth must’ve discovered the AirTag, doesn’t see Warren scoff, and Seth pops up out of nowhere to ask everyone why they’re taking so long to get into the car

-Overall it’s chaos and fun and everyone has a great time

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Ooh, will definitely be checking that out.

Anyone looking for something Fablehaven related? There's a podcast https://www.youtube.com/@knightsofthedawnpodcast which is also on a few other platforms and they basically go over all things Brandon Mull. The channel/podcast is still relatively new but I like it and you all should check it out.

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Seth, at the Fablehaven preserve after going into the woods: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Kendra: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.