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📸 by Cyriel Jacobs

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a journey of pain, growth and persistence

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taking your skinny boyfriend outside to play in the snowstorm but the wind starts blowing him away

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my war elephant: we should attack tonight and sieze the honey by force

my wise elephant: diplomacy with the bees would secure us more honey in the future

my boat elephant: we need more wood for boats

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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

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Hi 💓 couldn’t help but notice your post talked about putting ketchup on burgers and would love to remind you that I actually prefer mayonnaise. Please keep this in mind for future posts!

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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

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At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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the sexual tension between two parallel lines

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some times i feel like thsi