apres-moi-ledeluge

[apres-moi-ledeluge]

I'm here to visit you but I came before work ended. So I'm wandering downtown. No one speaks French, I'm ashamed

i need some excitement in my life, what do you do in Toronto when you're bored?

why are you in Toronto?

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No one is fun anymore [and he snorts some with a matching little spoon]

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

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[the little shell is held out to him, open to reveal white powder]

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

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Of course not. It rots your teeth

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

[apres-moi-ledeluge]

My current poison is coke [and he does a :3c]

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

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Maybe! I, for one, rather enjoy the taste of belladonna

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

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[he shrugs and pulls out a little clam shell with gilded edges and pops it open]

I forgot

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

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because they tried basil tea for typhus, no one knew what was going on. By that point doctors weren't sure about humours

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

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It made him fear brain scorpions Alfred, keep up. But the worst case of typhus I ever had was in Napoleon's army, I died in Russia from it.

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

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But the basil was the worst part [he continues without care] it was fun to prank England with it, making him smell it by accident and then hit him and run away

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

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The lightheadedness made the orgasm better and my partner didn't even have to choke me

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “when I was your age we couldn't use basil in...”:

That and the bloodletting

​It was the only thing they could do to keep all the blood away from your dick

#Fool! You stepped into his trap!

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Be safe, you don't know what's in there

[big words from a man who has a dedicated snuff box and is currently wearing a "DO DILFS NOT DRUGS" hoodie that he stole from a previous boyfriend]

you know what day it is

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"You can! They're good in teas!'

[don't mind your son, he's just raiding your fridge] Why is even the inside of your fridge fancy?

"What, I should let it be boring?" he scoffed. There's plenty of good food in there, mostly leftovers from his takeaway. "If you surround yourself with beauty, your melancholia will be cured"

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There's more huffing and puffing as Francis steps over Alfred. "A disgrace. I'm going to find something to wear"

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “He shows up at Alfred's house, high heeled boots...”:

"I didn't have one." His wallet -a clutch, really- is held up as proof. "Let me in to sleep"

​"Ah, hold up." Alfred raises a hand to stop him. "Do you have any drugs on you?"

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"what about the bus?"

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “He shows up at Alfred's house, high heeled boots...”:

"I didn't have one." His wallet -a clutch, really- is held up as proof. "Let me in to sleep"

​"Ah, hold up." Alfred raises a hand to stop him. "Do you have any drugs on you?"

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Of course, Francis will pick up chicks. Or guys. Or whoever strikes his fancy.

"yay! I have some ideas in mind"

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “He shows up at Alfred's house, high heeled boots...”:

"I didn't have one." His wallet -a clutch, really- is held up as proof. "Let me in to sleep"

​"Ah, hold up." Alfred raises a hand to stop him. "Do you have any drugs on you?"

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"You can still party, we don't have to pick up women"

@apres-moi-ledeluge replied to your post “He shows up at Alfred's house, high heeled boots...”:

"I didn't have one." His wallet -a clutch, really- is held up as proof. "Let me in to sleep"

​"Ah, hold up." Alfred raises a hand to stop him. "Do you have any drugs on you?"