april132009

[april132009]

Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

[april132009]

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

[april132009]

Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

[april132009]

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

[april132009]

coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.

[april132009]

[april132009]

who am i if not a guy who wears the same stupid little necklace. All the time.

#hehe yeah

[april132009]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[april132009]

fuck this whole world

[april132009]

Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

[april132009]

[april132009]

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

#MEEEEE #mecore

[april132009]

2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

[april132009]

btw wanted to send a post (with sources from susanna rustin) that the diy hrt guardian story is false. https://www.tumblr.com/oleandy/748690065173217280

oh shit fr? thank you so much for catching that ill delete it now 😅

[april132009]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[april132009]

#tiktok #ooh yuh bust it down

[april132009]

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.