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👀 that really blorbs my orbs...

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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paw in unboopable paw

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you BOOP miette? you BOOP her head with you paws? oh! oh! love for mutual! love for mutual for One Thousand Years!!!!

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"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. Thousand Boop attack.

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

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y'know what I love about the boops? from what I can tell, the badges are for GIVING boops rather than receiving, which is just so delightfully tumblr. any other website would make it a popularity contest, or make it so that receiving boops was the determinant of success. not on tumblr.edu/careers no on here you get by giving and I think that's just so BOOP

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guys i feel so left out how do i boop

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me sowing

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*New York accent* I'm boopin' here!!!

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:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

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Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

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Ceaseless booper smack your paw upon this wretched thing

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This update got me feeling like

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mutuals, non-mutuals, ops of years old posts, you can all catch these paws