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obviously got no idea how much 'jon' will be in protocol, but i can't stop thinking about someone who's had to listen to all the tapes with his voice on saying "oh so You're jonathan sims??" and lobbying him with like a million questions.

then there's a pause,

and he just says "jonathan blackwood, actually" in that smug bitch voice of his. you know the one

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*martin blackwood voice* major shoutout to georgie barker, thank you so much for dumping jon. your trash truly is my treasure. #wlwmlmsolidarity

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i cant explain the things i do sometimes.

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god may forgive me but i know i won’t

[Image ID: A digital drawing of Elias Bouchard as a catboy, posed with his hands mimicking claws. He is a thin middle aged man with pale skin, blonde hair, and pale grey eyes half-hidden by circular glasses. His hair is loosely slicked back with a loose curl in the front. He has a thin moustache. On his head sits a headband with fluffy white car ears. He wears a white dress shirt with rolled sleeves, a dull green tweed waistcoat, and dull brown slacks. A bell is placed on his neck under his shirt collar, connected to his black tie. A white tail is seen behind him. The background consists of an offset blue triangle behind four pink paw prints with yellow shadows over a white background. /.End ID.]

I was supposed to work on a JMart piece while my friends and I watched Cats 1998 but I kept getting distracted, so… I swear this was supposed to be a simple sketch never to be seen by the world but then I started putting effort halfway through.

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special skills of tma fans include

recite leitner rant

know the outro by heart including the name of the license

making a seemingly innocuous post and then hello jon apologies for the deception but i rather wanted to make sure you started r

dig

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If you think Overpowered children and under qualified caretakers out of their depth is the best thing you can spend time reading I highly recommend, Timeline of Theseus by @creativitycache Image explanation under cut

Top Left : Gerry Keay, 13 years old, blond and Jon, 8 years old dark haired, taking animatedly about Cats. Bottom Left : Jon being held by an angered Elias surrounded by glowing yellow eyes. Center : Jonathan Sims, 8 years old, in a blue shirt with green stripes and a blue and purple jacket and khaki shorts, surrounded by glowing green eyes, holding in one hand a sheet of paper with an drawn picture of an eye in green and in the other hand a green crayon. Top Right: Jon being confronted by a frustrated Fiona Law. she has one pink glowing eye representing her newly established beholding ability. Bottom Right : Gertrude Robinson surrounded by glowing blue eyes, attempting to Compel Jon with a question and Jon who is unaffected is calling her action “Rude” Far Bottom right : Gertrude asking Elias “WTF” who responds aptly with “IDK”

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Welcome to McDonald’s, Archivist… would you like a phucking beesechurger?

wjnhsanjn

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Hi im gonna dump some Timeline of Theseus (a tma fic by @creativitycache ​) doodles

(Also sorry for not redesigning Elias and just drawing him like I usually do lol I’m too tired)

day 1

day i-ve-lost-track-of-time-anyway

Obligatory vine reference

Bonus some of my favourite scenes :

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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

#lonelyeyes

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Girl in a philosophy class that argues we don't have free will but she's getting weirdly horny about it

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MAG 80 - The Librarian

doodle 80/200; days left 21/110

uH OH JON : )

wow ok, fixed the number but "mag ÁÉ" is now stuck in my head. once episode ÁÉ, always episode ÁÉ ú__u

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Seems about right.

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The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

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love that michael becomes helen and all I can think is “omg congrats on the transition” love that fuckin. transgendoor representation