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the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’

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Robert Downey Jr.  and Tom Hiddleston  in ‘The Avengers’, (2012). Dir. Joss Whedon.

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Reblog if you are into Polyamory Shipping/Ship

It can be your OT3, or maybe your OT3+

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doing risky shit because you lowkey wanna die

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MARVEL | part 1

— Loki Laufeyson

pls credits on twitter @banecarstais

like or reblog if you save

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Together, they would watch everything that was so carefully planned collapse, and they would smile at the beauty of destruction.

Markus Zusak

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pour one out for noobmaster69

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Frigga: Loki, what are you doing?

Loki: I’m giving the people what they want.

Frigga: Does all this make you feel better?

Loki: It certainly doesn’t me feel worse.

Frigga: Cast enough illusions and you risk forgetting what is real.

Loki: Precisely.

Tom Hiddleston in ‘Thor: The Dark World’, (2013). Dir. Alan Taylor. Deleted scene.

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Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?

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I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?

Neil Gaiman

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❛   You’re a mystery worth solving. ❜

“You’d think so, wouldn’t you?” Loki took a drink from the bottle of Asgardian ale they were sharing, sitting on the ruined wall surrounding what had once been a beautiful city. “But no, I’m really that shallow. 

#valiancedefined #asks answered;;

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nsfw / smut starters

“i want you to fuck me.”

“you’d look better with those clothes on the floor.”

“you feel so good.”

“i’ve been thinking about you all night.”

“i need you so bad.”

“take your clothes off.”

“fuck me like you hate me.”

“i need to feel you inside of me.”

“i need to be inside of you.”

“beg for it.”

“bend over.”

“get on your knees.”

“i love the way you touch me.”

“i love the way you kiss me.”

“how bad do you want me?”

“do you know how bad i want you?”

“you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.”

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Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they’ve all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.

Neil Gaiman

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❝ Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody. ❞

❝ I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out. ❞

❝ Well, well, well. Look who decided to pop in. Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains. ❞

❝ How was I supposed to know? I can’t see into the future. I’m not a witch. ❞

❝ No? Then why do you dress like one? ❞

❝ I can’t believe you’re alive. I saw you die. I mourned you, I cried for you. ❞

❝ Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with. ❞

❝ We could have just walked. ❞

❝ He’s waiting for you. ❞

❝ I have been falling for 30 minutes! ❞

❝ Look at this place. It’s beautiful. ❞

❝ It has already begun. She’s coming. ❞

❝ That’s a shame. I would’ve liked to have seen that. ❞

❝ Really? You don’t look like him. ❞

❝ Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. ❞

❝ You sound like him. ❞

❝ Kneel. ❞

❝ Darling, you have no idea what’s possible. ❞

❝ You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. How would you like a job? ❞

❝ Are you a fighter? Or are you food? ❞

❝ He’s mine. So if you want him, you go through me. ❞

❝ All right, then. I guess I go through you. ❞

❝ Hey! Where are you taking me? Answer me! ❞

❝ Many apologies, your majesty. ❞

❝ It’s come to my attention that you don’t know who I am. ❞

❝ Did you listen to a word I said? ❞

❝ Oh, I’ve missed this. ❞

❝ Go back to whatever cave you crept out of, you evil demoness! ❞

❝ Fear not, for you are found.You are home, and there is no going back. ❞

❝ I love when you come to visit, ____. You bring me the best stuff. ❞

❝ What have you brought today? Tell me. ❞

❝ Just wait a damn minute. ❞

❝ You’ll pay for this. ❞

❝ Yeah, come on. I think you’re gonna like this. ❞

❝ At that moment, I let go. ❞

❝ What are you whispering about? ❞

❝ I’ve never met this man in my life. ❞

❝ Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man. ❞

❝ No, nothing makes sense here, man. The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense.❞

❝ Most of the stuff in here is fake. Or weak. ❞

❝ Want to see what true power really looks like? ❞

❝ Hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction.❞

❝ Does this mean you don’t want my help? ❞

❝ Fine. I guess I’ll just have to go it alone. Like I’ve always done. ❞

❝ Would you say something? ❞

❝ I’ve placed a large wager against you tomorrow. Don’t let me down. ❞

❝ Oh, yuck! There’s still someone’s hair and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? ❞

❝ Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk. ❞

❝ I love women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more of a respectful appreciation. ❞

❝ Please, help me. I need your help. ❞

❝ And no one escapes this place. So you’re gonna die anyway. ❞

❝ Now, don’t you move. My hands ain’t as steady as they used to be. ❞

❝ Hey, hey, hey. Where you going? ❞

❝ Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead. ❞

❝ Hey, big guy- The sun’s getting real low. ❞

❝ I’m just a huge fan of the sport. ❞

❝ Sorry about that. These bloody things are everywhere. Come on. You’ll be safe here. ❞

❝ How’d you get here? ❞

❝ I’m getting us out of here. This is a terrible, awful place. ❞

❝ You didn’t smash anything. I won that fight. ❞

❝ We won’t last long if we stay. ❞

❝  What, are you crazy? ❞

❝ You just can’t go around throwing shields at people. Could have killed me. ❞

❝ I know. We’re the same, you and I. ❞

❝ What’s going on? What are you… ❞

❝ Don’t get familiar. ❞

❝ This is about the people. They’re dying and they’re your people, too.❞

❝ That’s it, breath. I won’t hurt you.❞

❝ What the hell happened? ❞

❝ This is really, really bad. ❞

❝ Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated. I’m sure there’s a big history. ❞

❝ I don’t help anyone. ❞

❝ Choose your next words wisely. ❞

❝ I’m terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory. ❞

❝ All right, well, you’re back now. That’s all that matters. ❞

❝ What are you doing with that? ❞

❝ What are you doing? Stop doing that! ❞

❝ I was gonna do that. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving. ❞

❝ Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. ❞

❝ What are those things on her eyes? Are those the people that she’s killed? ❞

❝ I can’t turn away anymore…so if I’m gonna die… well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag. ❞

❝ Also, I’ve got a peace offering. Surprise. ❞

❝ So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days? ❞

❝ For the record, I didn’t know it was called that when I picked it. ❞

❝ That looks like a collapsing neutron star… inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge. ❞

❝ And we need one with cup holders because we’re gonna die. So, drinks! ❞

❝ I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago…and he was totally ready to kill any of us. ❞

❝ If we’re boosting a ship…we’re gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace. ❞

❝ Hey, so, listen. We should talk. ❞

❝ Do you truly think so little of me? ❞

❝ Never one for sentiment, were you? ❞

❝ Oh, that looks painful. ❞

❝ Shouldn’t we be shooting back or something? ❞

❝ Don’t touch anything. ❞

❝ I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel. ❞

❝ I never thought I’d be back here. ❞

❝ The people trapped down there are all that matters. ❞

❝ I found this in the armory. ❞

❝ I understand why you’re angry. ❞

❝ Everything’s gonna be all right now. I got this. ❞

❝ Your savior is here. Did you miss me? ❞

❝ I’m not as strong as you. ❞

❝ Whatever game you’re playing, it won’t work. ❞

❝ Just for once in your life, don’t smash. ❞

❝ What have I done? ❞

❝ If you were here, I might even give you a hug. ❞

❝ I feel like everything’s gonna work out fine. ❞

❝ I just gotta say, I’m proud of you all. ❞

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Reblog this if your blog is open for shipping.

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“Because you’re a wonderful person and I asked pretty nicely?” How rude. Although he couldn’t exactly complain about the sight - Loki truly defined the saying a sight for sore eyes. He wasn’t bulky, he wasn’t broad - he was lean and yet powerful, Crowley liked it. “I mean, if you’d rather be the only one showing off, I can’t exactly complain, can I?”

Loki laughed lightly, keeping his movements fluid as he raised a hand, sighing in mock defeat. “As you wish, dear.” It took precious little effort to magic away the remainder of Crowley’s clothing, and he knew the demon king would like to have it all dry cleaned and pressed before returning to work. For now, they needed none of it. 

#thekingsparty #rp: bad day

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*: ･ﾟ✧   interrogation starters.

feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

CALM / QUESTIONING.

“ tell me, what happened?”

“ did you see anything?”

“ what do you remember?”

“ do you remember anything unusual?”

“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”

“ every detail is important.”

“ and what happened next?”

“ and what did you do when all this took place?”

“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”

“ where were you around __ am/pm?”

“ can anyone verify that?”

“ was someone with you?”

“ and you had nothing to do with it?”

“ and you weren’t involved?”

“ did you see it happen?”

“ did you see who did it?”

“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”

CARING / UNDERSTANDING.

 “ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”

“ did someone hurt you?”

“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”

“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”

“ we can take a break, if you want.”

“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”

“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”

SUSPICIOUS.

“ there is something you’re not telling me.”

“ i think you’re lying.”

“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”

“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”

“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”

“ what aren’t you telling me?”

“ who are you trying to protect?”

“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”

“ they must’ve told you more than that.”

“ you have to have seen more than that.”

“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”

“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”

“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”

DEMANDING.

“ i need you to tell me the truth.”

“ i need you to tell me what happened.”

“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”

“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”

“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”

MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.

“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”

“ i’m listening…”

“ you’re coming with me.”

“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”

“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”

“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”

“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”

“ okay. we have a deal.”

“ sorry. no deal.”