artificialbreezy

[artificialbreezy]

beanie noah beanie noah beanie noah

[artificialbreezy]

this is the best thing i’ve ever seen on this app

been thinking about how if you and Noah were having some nasty filthy sexy time and yelling “CONCRETE!” and “JUNGLE!” Back and forth until one of you-

#i’m amazed omg #this is pure gold #truly amazing #i can see it tbh

[artificialbreezy]

oh my god

Be careful what you wish for

Noah Sebastian x female reader

18+

Warnings: Cum play, mentions of spanking, dom/sub relationship, slight humiliation kink and degradation kink (not too heavy) male masturbation, just Noah being a typical brat tamer

So this is kinda filthy even for me ahaha but it’s not massively detailed as it’s a head canon styled piece but I am working on proper detailed works as we speak so hopefully I will get those out soon.

This actually started as an idea from the other fic I’m writing but it didn’t fit into that scene properly so I decided to make it a separate piece so the thought wasn’t wasted haha and fyi the story I’m currently writing has definitely been inspired by the new tour content, that’s absolutely feeding me right now 🥵

•You’ve been playing up all day and winding Noah up in front of people when he’s been working

•Just genuinely being a brat because you found it funny that day

•That’s fine but Noah would 100% punish you for it when you’re alone

•You’d be face down on the counter, underwear round your ankles while counting each spank he delivers

•But what’s one more dig?

•”That the best punishment you got? I’m getting bored of it now”

•Those spanks would instantly stop

•”Is that so?”

•Oh yeah, he’s pissed now

•You’d feel Noah’s grip on your hip tighten and hear the sounds of his trousers hitting the ground

•”Spread your legs”

•Noah would have a deeper growl in his voice, clearly not impressed with your attitude, but that’s ok, he’s happy to take it up a notch just teach you a lesson

•You’d feel his fingers scissor you open with a dark chuckle “bored are we? Do you want to tell that to your dripping cunt”

•That would most definitely pull a low moan from you, now Noah loves dirty talk, but to be that vulgar is very rare, even for him

•You could feel movement behind you and hear the sounds of him groaning and skin slapping on skin

•”So my punishments aren’t good enough eh?…” You could hear his words get caught in his throat, you knew he was touching himself behind you, his other hand now not leaving your hip

•”Well lucky for you…shit….I’ve got the perfect punishment for your cocky little attitude”

•You’d keep your head on the counter, pussy aching to be touched but you know that’s not going to happen any time soon

•“Did I forget to mention….that the guys will be here…any….any minute for the afternoon?”

•Noah hadn’t mentioned that they were all coming round for a gaming afternoon, you suddenly felt a sense of fear at what he had planned

•Noah’s groans became louder as he sped up his pace, you knew he wasn’t going to last much longer

•”fuck..I’m gonna cum”

•You’d feel him release onto your heated core, Noah would quickly bring your underwear back up and press the material into your folds, making sure not to let any of his juices slip out down your thighs

•You’re eyes would go wide, a choked moan escaping your lips as you now knew what his punishment was, it felt so wrong and dirty but fuck me were you turned on

•You’d hear Noah fix his clothes and then he’d grab you by your throat, bringing your back onto his chest so he could talk into your ear

•”let’s see how cocky you are walking round with my cum in your pants, and don’t think you can run away and hide baby. You’re going to sit with us until I say otherwise, is that clear?”

•”I’m in a dress, what if it…slips out?”

•You’d receive a hard smack to your ass and then Noah turned you around so he could stare down at you

•”You should have thought about that before you decided to be a brat and telling me that my punishments are boring”

•Noah grips your chin and gives you a hard kiss

•”Be careful what you wish for baby”

•That’s the moment you’d both hear keys in the door and the guys walking in with pizza boxes, Noah pulling your dress back into place and stepping away from you

•You’d do your best to walk normally and act all innocent when everyone started chatting, trying to sit without anything ‘leaking’

•Your cheeks would have a permanent blush for the afternoon

•All the while, that cocky smirk never left Noah’s lips as he stalked your every move

[artificialbreezy]

UM HELLO????????

YES PLZ WTF

Coming May 4th, 2024

“I’m sorry…what did you just say?”

“Nick…don’t make me repeat it.”

“No, I need you to. I don’t think I heard you correctly.”

Swallowing the lump in your throat that was starting to build - you couldn’t find it in yourself to look your best friend in the eyes. God, I’m so stupid. There’s no way in hell that Nicholas would be willing to take your virginity….to be the one to teach you all about fucking….let alone to be the one to teach you how to fuck so Matt would want you.

“Nicholas…will you please fuck me?”

“With pleasure.”

[artificialbreezy]

Just a Noah thought down below (MDNI)

"Who does this pussy belong to princess?" He says as he's thrusting harder and harder.

as you arch your back and scratch your nails down Noah's back, you can't even form a sentence at this point all that you can hear is Noah sweet talking you and your loud moans, well more like screams.

"Princess don't make ask twice, you know what happens if you don't listen."

With all the strength you tried to form even just a word but nothing came out except for whimpers and moans. With Noah seeing that you were struggling he went a little bit slower and gave you a sweet and soft kiss so you could try to get you out whatever world you were in. Then he whispered in your ear. "Baby, tell me who this belongs to." He said soft and sweetly, you could finally form something like a sentence, "you- uh-ah- you, forever and always." "Good girl."

#i’m a whore #noah sebastian smut

[artificialbreezy]

Okay I love you for including all of my three wishes🥹 do you have an idea when we can expect it out?🥰

unfortunately, i have no genuine timeline. life is very busy and fast paced right now. i’m going to work my best to get it out as soon as i can. i’m gonna sit down tomorrow and share a list of all my WIP’s.

if you wanna message me, i can totally tag you in it whenever it’s posted!

#ask breezy

[artificialbreezy]

sorry to like. kinda?? blow up your notifications/asks??? but this is eating away at my brain. so aggressively. its rotting and making me tweak out in the best way possible

please, never apologize for sending me things and spamming me i absolutely adore it!

but on the Noah calling you puppy, i do have some more of that coming as well! when i don’t know, i am SO busy until June (im going to Canada for a long weekend!!! and im gonna hide away in my cottage up there and BUST out so much smut guys omg) but it’s coming!!

#ask breezy #abiomens

[artificialbreezy]

I love that you have Matt coming home smut in your sleeve, but please, I'm begging you, let it have at least one of the three things I mentioned🥹 I'm begging you on my knees🥹

never fear my love, it’ll have ALL of the things you put in yours👀

#ask breezy

[artificialbreezy]

Honestly anything with Matt is fine with me now as I feel like a sucker for that man last days😂 maybe him coming home after the long summer tour and festivals which leads to some steamy sex (you know like riding his thigh, fingers or face or maybe everything lol)

okay but hear me out (i’m working on a fic about when he comes home i swear), maybe while he’s gone for the tours/festivals he starts sending you voice memos whenever he has enough alone time to jack off just because he wants you to know what he’s thinking about while he’s doing it (he’d much prefer facetime but he knows sometimes the timing just isn’t right). anyways here’s an example of what i think the voice memos would sound like.

hmm. hey, little one. just wanted you to hear what’s happening. honestly? i wish you were on your knees for me right now. what?! I’m just being a good boyfriend and telling you what i want, isn’t that what you always want?

mmm, yeah would you lemme fuck your face, be my good whore. youre so god damn pretty when you drool all over my cock. what do you think? that’s what you want huh? i think you were made for suckin my cock. shit…. wanna cum on your tongue - i bet you can still taste it while your listening to me fuck my fist huh? jesus, baby - im gonna keep you to myself, forever. you okay with that? i bet you’re gonna touch yourself to this when you get home, right? gonna get off the thought of being mine, huh? can’t wait - fuck - to hear how wet your pussy is. gonna have to call me, maybe we can get off together. fuck i miss you.

#ask breezy #matt dierkes headcannon #matt dierkes smut #matt dierkes x reader #matt dierkes blurb #bad omens smut #bad omens headcanons #bad omens blurb #bad omens fanfiction

[artificialbreezy]

SHAKE THAT FUCKING ASS OH 👹 | source

[artificialbreezy]

noah x reader x matt

noah degrades, matt praises

idk I’m just thinking about that

no but i think you’re right?

like, i feel like Noah’s gonna be a lil mean. gonna tease you, make you cry and Matt’s gonna watch him ruin your cunt and just kiss your head and tell you how good you’re being for them and he’ll give you want you need and then shove his fingers in your mouth 🤷🏻‍♀️

#ask breezy #noah sebastian smut #matt dierkes smut

[artificialbreezy]

PLZ SEND ME ALL OF THEM

@abiomens

I would really like to read some more Matt smut content if you'd be down for writing something🥹

i am, and will always be down to write some smutty Matt content babe. what kinda content you looking for?

[artificialbreezy]

i am losing my mind over this post like ??1!1!1!?2;? i need it IMMEDIATELYYYYY please and thank you

i have never in my life written a threesome of the sorts, but for you? i’ll try 🫡

#ask breezy #abiomens

[artificialbreezy]

this screams mean!dom Noah. like when you’ve been an absolute pain and he’s just had enough. he’s gonna make you sit next to him and watch get off and then clean him up. his puppy doesn’t deserve the pleasure of getting him there, so he’ll do it and just have you whimpering next to him while he tells you how good his hand feels.

Make me lick your cum off your stomach when you’re done jerking off

#noah sebastian smut #noah sebastian blurb #mean!noah

[artificialbreezy]

Hi!

Just stopping by to let you know that I LOVE your blog and that you are amazing. That’s all🩷

literally crying, thank you omg

i love YOUR blog too! 🫶🏻

#ask breezy #mitchhbitch

[artificialbreezy]

Ahem 🙂‍↔️😌😌😌 Davis and Noah thots are where I am located. Thank you for your time 🤣

okay but like these specific photos of Davis, sends me STRAIGHT to my knees bro

plus a bonus couple for my 3 faves

#ask breezy #thescarlettvvitch #davis is such a beautiful man #also plz don’t get me started on darius

[artificialbreezy]

paris seems lovely this time of year<3

(also i second for more matt always🙏🏻)

me thinking about matt x reader x noah

#ask breezy #gh0stfacegf