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yeah

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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where's me package...

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

#actually my life rn #im iron deficient #havent gotten to start my iron pills yet though #but i still have to find out what's causing the deficiency #BUT there's one frontrunner theory rn #still have to go to a few specialist drs #shouldve gone to the er when i almost fainted twice #but alas #though my wallet is thanking me

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(+part 2)

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Madison shot by Phyllis Christopher, On Our Backs April-May 2003 Edition (from: @dykearchived)

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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Some guys I like playing Queensblood idk

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Oh my god your the creator of the Howl pegging comic. I remember seeing it dubbed on YouTube and it being the reason I was properly introduced to Gihbli. Thank you so very much, I would have never watched Howl’s moving castle without it!!!

miyazaki sensei im so sorry

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My job on the commune is to trim each individual piece of grass with very tiny scissors.

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

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in the club doing unspeakable things

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Poll for writers and artists

Whether you write fanfic or original works or paint/draw, be it fan art or original work or whatever else - I have to know, because I have a feeling this is going to be very decisive:

Please reblog for sample size!

#i would be upset if someone wrote fanfic about my original characters because i dont post or tell ppl enough about them for anyone to get #a good idea of their personalities and interpersonal relationships #same thing goes for fanart of ocs if they dont ask abt the characters first #but if the drawing is just a portrait or something and not a scene its ok as long as they dont make any big assumptions #like. as long as they maintain the integrity of the design im ok with it #but anything deviating too far from what I've already depicted is a no-no for me bc I'm precious about how #my characters dress and act yk? #i dont trust the internet to not make my butch characters into the person in the #'the butchest lesbian twitter can handle before gettung upset' tweet

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie