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Lucifer: If we weren't meant to have gay sex, then why did God put your G-Spot in your ass?

Adam: *Sweats Profusely*

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So, can you do a sick one-shot with Adam and Lucifer? Maybe Adam has a fever and Lucifer reluctantly takes care of him. But then he starts to hallucinate things. Stuff that makes Lucifer question things about what he believes.

Oh? A challenge, hu? Since you didn't specify if this was my version of Adamsapple, I'm just going to assume that this is more traditional Adamsapple and go from there.

Sinner!Adam under contract with Lucifer.

Lucifer stood before Charlie with a sigh, feeling irritated. "Are you telling me that there isn't anyone else who can take care of him? I don't have time to deal with a whiney brat who is probably faking all this just to get attention," he grumbled. The devil was not convinced that Adam was genuinely sick. He wouldn't put it past him to fake it to receive special treatment.

Charlie replied, "Normally, I would take care of it, but I have a lot of paperwork to deal with." She gestured towards her desk, which was piled high with papers, making Lucifer wince. "Vaggie is busy with Niffty, Angel Dust and Husk are working, and Alastor is not an... option."

Lucifer shivered at the thought of Alastor taking care of Adam. The devil was under contract to protect the idiot from harm, but it would end badly for Adam if Alastor was involved. "Alright, I'll do it," he said, resigned.

"Thank you, Dad!" Charlie beamed at him, making him feel a little better. Teleporting to Adam's room, Lucifer hoped to catch him in the act of faking it but found himself in a dark room with the curtains drawn. The only thing he could see was a lump on Adam's bed.

Frustrated, the devil snapped his fingers, and the lights turned on. Adam let out a whimper, making Lucifer roll his eyes. "Oh, stop it. Nobody is buying this pity act," he said sternly.

When he got no reply, he growled again, "The hard way it is then." He stomped over to the sinner's bed and ripped the blankets off him. "Get up now!" Lucifer was done playing games. If Adam was going to continue acting this way, he didn't mind using force to beat some sense into him.

However, to his surprise, Adam didn't yell, swear, or even glare at him. Instead, he let out another whimper. This time, Lucifer actually looked at Adam and saw just how different he looked. His gray skin had an ashy color, his breath was labored, and his shirt was missing, revealing how sweaty he was. It was clear that Adam was genuinely sick.

Lucifer felt slightly guilty for making Adam uncomfortable when it was clear he was miserable with a fever.

Placing a hand on the sinner's forehead, he hissed at the heat. "Oh, you are sick, aren't you?" He murmured. "Alright, let's sit you up."

Soon, Adam was propped up on pillows, wrapped up in comfortable blankets, and looking at Lucifer with dazed eyes. The devil knew that the demon wasn't truly seeing him due to his sickness.

Gently draping a cool cloth onto Adam's forehead, he noticed how the sinner's eyes followed his every move.

"You're so beautiful...." Adam slurred.

Lucifer froze and looked at him confused. "Hu?" He must've been really out of it if he was complimenting him.

"Beautiful...so beautiful. I can see why she left me...I didn't stand a chance."

Lucifer grimaced when he realized that Adam must've been talking about Eden. Whether it was Eve or Lilith he was referring to was still being questioned in Lucifer's mind.

"Let's not waste your energy." Lucifer finally said.

Adam whimpered again but he continued talking. "Lilith was beautiful too...but she didn't like me...why did she not like me?"

"Maybe because you were a narcissistic dick who wanted to control her?" Lucifer said with a glare. Any kind of sympathy he had for the sinner was gone. How could Adam even ask that?!

Adam shook his head, clearly too out of it to understand that the devil was insulting him. "That's not what she said..." He slurred out. A look of sadness came over Adam and, to Lucifer's growing discomfort, looked like he was going to cry.

"She told me I was disgusting...that she didn't want to stand next to someone so ugly." Lucifer was too stunned to speak. What?

"She didn't like me talking. I talk too much. She liked to gag me when she couldn't stand the noise. It hurt...." Adam was now crying, big tears rolling down his chubby cheeks.

"Why didn't you fight back?" Lucifer immediately asked. If he hated how Lilith treated him, especially if it hurt, then why didn't he make her stop? Adam certainly never backed down from a fight. In fact, he was usually starting them.

"I wanted her to like me..." Adam replied with a groan. His breathing seemed labored. "If I did what she wanted...then she'll like me....even if it hurt. Even if it made me cry." Adam furrowed his eyebrows, his hazy eyes looking into the distance. "No...she didn't like me crying. She said it was annoying and ugly so I don't do it anymore." It was ironic with the tears streaming down his face.

Adam turned his golden eyes to the devil who flinched at the devastating but resigned look on his face. "I guess I didn't do it good enough...she found someone better...someone smarter...."

A large hand cupped Lucifer's cheek. "Who can compete with angels?" And then he passed out. Lucifer didn't know that he was holding his breath until he started gasping. What the fuck?

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I might be an idiot, but that belly looks heavenly 🛐🖤

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I can not even begin to explain why Alastor moving like a shōnen character during his fight with Adam is doing something to me but it is.

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I find him very funny🐤

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wildest thing I've ever fucking read /pos

Dad is Daisy!

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"Sebastian, he/him"

Oil on canvas, 2023

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Charlie: Hey Adam! would you like an Apple?

Adam: I told you I dont wanna eat no fuckin-

*Intense flashback while staring into the void*

Lucifer: Char-char I think you broke him.

Charlie: Dad, your the one to talk..

Apples are Adam's trigger ok

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Madara Edo tensei -

Very old picture I did when Madara was revived in the manga :O

I think it is one of my most popular pictures

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hey guys

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so a headcannon that I just thought of was that if you squeeze adam hard enough he will squeak like a rubber duck

And lucifer loves it so much that he hugs him as much as possible so he can hear it and he likes to annoy adam by asking for hugs all the time

( Secretly adam loves to let lucifer hug him but pretends that he hates it)

In case you didn't notice, during Adam's and Alastor's fight, I believe one of Alastor's tentacles(?) squeezes Adam and he does make a squeaky rubber noise LOL

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Lucifer just randomly finds out Adam is ticklish and Adam always has that cutie patootie laugh until he doesn't like it anymore and gets all pissy about it. Which makes Lucifer genuinely sad

That man is chubby under all those clothes, I just know it.

Lucifer is ticklish too but Adam has more ticklish spots, which Lucifer uses to his advantage every chance he gets

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Adamsapple scene idea: Lute has figured out Adam is alive and they're arguing because Lute has also figured out Adam has been getting chummy with the demons. Lucifer is silently watching this all play out, hasn't said a word.

Then Lute says "you've been fucking the king of hell!"

Finally Lucifer chimes in "getting fucked by the king of hell"

Both Adam and Lute look at him with a face that just says 'seriously?' Meanwhile Lucifer is looking very proud of himself

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chubby adam is my favorite fucking thing hhh

Body Worship <3

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do you think adam would have man boobs with all his fat?

Anon it would be a crime not to