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Couldn’t leave him out of it… Dell Conagher, everyone.

#happy debut day loser

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Happy 09 Debut Day! Here’s a compilation of him in some sort of pain :steamhappy:

#s-09 #thing i made #spy's disguise #spy’s disguise #well technically I’m already a day late but who cares really

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What happened to your insta i miss your story ramblings

Yeah I miss you too bud whoever you are but I’m currently locked out of my account and I can’t come back until I’ve finished the 「thing」 !! Unfortunately I’ve been very busy these past few months which is why it’s taking so damn long. Hopefully it’s done before EB’s anniversary (or at least not on the same day… that’d be pretty awkward) but I can’t guarantee it… 😔

P.S. please don’t get your hopes up about the 「thing」, the last thing I’d want is to dissapoint anyone so just imagine it as a bunch of SD shitposts ok 👍 don’t expect anything grand.

#the inbox #wait my insta didn’t get nuked or anything right. it’s still there right

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Alright, answer discussions as promised:

A tape titled “Smoking Gun” appears twice <- this… is true!

You can see it at 7:13 and 24:42 of SD, though you’re gonna have to do some zooming in to see them clearly… Other titles include “CZARFACE: THE MOVIE”, “BRIGHTON ROCK LIVE”, “3”, “What is toast”, and… EB, which oddly uses different cases in each instance.

09 can lift a Heavy with one hand <- this is… canon.

12:07 of SD… yeah look I’m just as confused as you are.

There are at least two references to the band Queen <- this is… true!

The first one is the red guitar seen at 6:06, which is literally just Brian May’s Red Special in SFM form, and the second one is the previously mentioned “BRIGHTON ROCK LIVE” tape. Brighton Rock is a song of theirs that’s famously known for its more-than-3-minute guitar solo. What a presumably live recording of a song released in 1974 is doing there with all the other tapes is a mystery. (No it isn’t.)

BLU Engineer has the highest onscreen kill count (killing off for real, I mean) <- this is… false. Sadly.

While it’s true that he managed to kill 7 Snipers and 1 Spy (which is 8 in total), he still doesn’t beat Dell’s record of 9 kills. (And this is only counting what was shown onscreen!)

Which… leaves us with…

09 ate someone whole <- SD portal incident

Welp that’s all everyone be sure to like and subscribe for more useless trivia 👍👍

Hey hey. SD pop quiz timeee (you won’t get anything out of it)

Answers will be given next week when the poll ends so uh. Tune in next time!

(And yes there is a correct answer, this is not a trick question!)

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Standard Definition

#spy's disguise #spy’s disguise #I’m only tagging this so that I get to see them on the tag thumbnails #btw… this is going to be a part of a big set of stuff that I’m currently working on #can’t guarantee much on the quality of each of em but. I’ll try #nothing to do with lisa though. sorry #yeah alright fine #thing i made

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Hey hey. SD pop quiz timeee (you won’t get anything out of it)

Answers will be given next week when the poll ends so uh. Tune in next time!

(And yes there is a correct answer, this is not a trick question!)

#spy's disguise #spy’s disguise #sort of doubles as a fun fact post #well. going to anyway

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Super excited about the implications of that image but haven't seen much discussion about this, so I'll try to get the ball rolling:

With the hints of Ms. Pauling showing up in a potential prequel/sequel to Emesis Blue, I wonder what sort of role she'll play and how similar or different she'll be to the original character? Archibald basically filled the role of the Administrator in the movie, keeping the Gravel Wars going for eternity through any means necessary (even if their motives are different). So does Pauling work for Archibald in this universe, or does she still work for the Administrator and is a sort of liaison between the two? Plus, how aware is she of the Respawn Machine and it's less than pleasant side affects on the mercs?

But also what about the other characters from the Team Fortress universe and the roles they could play in this universe?!

The Administrator would fit in just fine as she is in this universe, I think!

And with his brothers killed towards the end of the movie, it's the perfect time for Gray Mann to come in during a sequel; perhaps he recovers the Respawn Machine from the remains of the Slaughter House and starts the nightmare all over again, intentionally or unintentionally reviving certain characters in the process!

Then there's the Classic Team who could be working with Gray in hopes of gaining eternal life via the Respawn Machine (unaware or uncaring of the side affects).

Imagine Zhanna coming to America searching for her "missing" brother, meeting Jane and falling in love... and then the drama from realising he killed her brother.

And then there's these guys!

I would like to hear your thoughts! What ideas do you have?

#not sd

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S-09 played two hours of spy, got mad and immediately wound up involving himself in some body horror shenanigans and died. and tbh I think that's beautiful

#hell yeah! body horror shenanigans! #s-09

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Spy's Disguise doodles

#OHH MY GODDD THEY LOOK SO HAPPY THERE #THE EXPRESSIONS?? YUP THATS THEM ALRIGHT #big fan of how you draw them #s-09 #unnamed blu engineer #<- !!!!

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:D

#nine nine he’s right behind you !! nine !!! #anyway they look soo good here #cool vibe #s-09

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So I saw a post the other day that I agreed with about SD but it made me realize that I have no idea what the general consensus thinks about this so uh. Poll time

#spy's disguise #spy’s disguise #I’ve got arguments for both actually I’m just curious of what everyone else thinks

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(un)fortunately no HD Remastering can ever provide an answer as to whose hand that's supposed to be

bonus gif from that other post (HD Remastered Edition)

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Hey did those always looked like that

SD gif dump (HD Remastered Edition)

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Yeah alright here you go

4 likes and I will share the most horrendous spotify playlist known to man

#does this count as an ES playlist? probably #pardon the indonesian #and japanese #and… the lack of french. oddly enough #will change as time goes on hopefully #that desc is meant to distract you from certain other two bands btw #i mean hey when you’ve got a massive discography filled with love* songs… well #it’s totally not bc i’m biased or anything. hah #tbh I feel like nemeses doesn’t fit that much but it’s just soo ES-coded and I never see it in any ES playlist so I had to put it in #feel free to steal any of em for your own playlist on the off chance that your subject may be a killer guitar-playing microwave or somethin #sd bullshittery #erm #thing i made #yea ok #also a song being below piano moon waltz means that it hasn’t been sorted yet

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4 likes and I will share the most horrendous spotify playlist known to man

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"Spy's disguise" Redrawn. ( Its made by the same people who made Emesis Blue :ooo )

#*insert audio of engineer singing my way along with a clip montage of dell* #s-09

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shitepost

#emesis blue #spy's disguise #spy’s disguise #does this count as thing i made? #yeah whatever #thing i made #tumblr why are you tagging this as mature