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this can't be true can it

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Straight from the vaults (a.k.a the incredibly disorganzied music projects folder on my computer)

Another track from my hybrid album/adventure module project for Mausritter which has sadly been in development hell since late 2021 because I'm not in the right headspace to finish it tbh.

I really like some of the drum fills I wrote for this one, I was grooving the fuck out.

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Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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MY PARENTS ARE TAKING ME TO DASHCON AS MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT! AHHH

*loudly sings it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas*

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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

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I think it’s incredibly fucked how capitalism discourages learning for learning’s sake. People will have interests they’ve spent years researching then say it’s “useless knowledge” bc it didn’t go towards a college degree and isn’t part of their job. Learning is never useless! Your brain is growing and developing throughout your whole life! People would never have epiphanies or sudden lightening strikes of creativity if they weren’t learning new things! That goes double for topics like science, politics, and history, which inform your understanding of the world you live in!

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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.

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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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"review bombing", "dislike campaign", "offtopic-review activity"

aw did the corporation not like having its slop rejected 🥺

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IT IS YOUR DUTY TO AESTHETIC CIVILIZATION TO BECOME AN ILLITERATE NOMAD DISTRIBUTING TRENBOLONE ESTRADIOL AND AMPHETAMINES TO THE OPPRESSED PEOPLES OF SO-CALLED "CIVILIZATION" UNTIL THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS RUN AWAY WITH YOU TO STUDY THE SECRETS OF BIOSYNTHETICK SUMMONING RITUALZ

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pros of being a cow:

No one expects anything from you other than being docile

Everyone understanda that thinking is just too hard for cows

Sensitive nipples make getting milked orgasmic

All the cowprint clothes are the cutest things ever

Wearing a bell to reminds you of your place

Moooooo!!!

cons of being a cow:

my dumb cow brain is too dumb to think of anything bad about being a cow

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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#yoda gives off pedo sex tourist vibes #probably says shit ike “cleanest best pleasure” lmao

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the other thing is if you can establish the norm that it's suspect for anyone who e.g. remembers who RAW was to know anyone who doesn't, you can year-zero the shit out of the culture in perpetuity and no one has shit to say about it

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A lot of you kids wont remember this but long ago tumblr used to have a video player that was perfectly acceptable. You could pause and rewind no problem and they wouldnt just start and be halfway throigh before you ever saw them