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shoutout to lawrence gordon, the funniest man on earth, who decided to mail mark hoffman vague threats just for the drama. he did NOT have to do that, like at all. iconic

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This is another reason I want to make movies, I’ll bring back Bruce ✊

Movies used to have Bruce Campbell in them. Back when god was still listening.

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I’d just like to take a second to thank all of you on educating me on the man that we all know and love, Jeffrey Combs. I’m not kidding when I say that I knew like at most 10 characters he played when I started this blog and now I know his entire career.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Same scene, different font

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Chaz and Luger // Dead Man Walking 1987/1988

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Stg next time I get money I’m subbing to the patreon I wanna see this cool shit

Wow nobody has their patreon anymore huh. Mike drops a nostalgia trip of a video showing their old studio and nobody knows of it

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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how are my sawtistics doing this monday 🥰

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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I don't care what your sexuality is if we start doing kiss marry kill or smash or pass for people of a gender you're not actually attracted to you can have some gosh darn imagination. Make a choice. Pick. Imagine. Open your mind to creativity.

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adam watches

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

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Behind da scenes with da saw