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palamedes sextus was so real for writing an insane sequel to a shitty erotica book on the walls of his fucked up little river bubble prison. nothing else going on in there, just the same awful romance novel on repeat 600 times and his own little silly headcanons scrawled all over the nearest surface. outside there’s a million screaming ghosts and the only way to stay sane is to hyperanalyze the same story for eight months. that’s literally exactly what it feels like. he gets it

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Are you coming to my birthday party?

You're on the guest list!

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Me explaining to my friend who hasn't read aftg let alone tsc how someone might have helped Elodie fake her death and smuggled her somewhere safe far away and we might meet her in TSC2 🤡

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we need to be talking about cat jean best friendism more because LOOK AT THEM

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Olympics Exy Team USA (2016)

Strikers:

Kevin Day

Neil Josten

Jeremy Knox

Emma Swift

Ananya Deshmukh

Dealers:

Allison Reynolds

Xavier Morgan

Min Cai

Backliners:

Thea Muldani

Jean Moreau

Catalina Alverez

Matt Boyd

Goalies:

Andrew Minyard

Robin Cross

Laila Dermott

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Yes I want more Trojans. Give me more Jean, more Jeremy, more Laila and Alvarez 😭😭😭

PLEASEEEEE i have my current designs for everyone obviously but I’d LOVE TO KNOW MORE. i crave it I want to know about the Trojans

Here’s screenshots of the insta stories I’ve saved from when I was posting random stuff and I had a mini book for sketching the Trojans 💕💪 complete with all my stupid notes and doodles and sketches I like less

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lesbians at a banquet? more likley than you’d think

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Joan of Exy ✌️

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jean moreau came back to himself in pieces

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this is my only thought right now thank you

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"Did you think you were special?"

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cannot stop thinking about how, from jean’s pov, neil is a Creature. an insane little man. jean expresses physical attraction or at least physical appreciation towards many of the characters in this book, and despite the foxes’ insistence that neil is good looking, to jean neil is always just… a weird and slightly unsettling presence. a strange and arrogant creature with no leash on him. an uncanny force of nature.

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All the things Neil felt were unimportant enough to gloss over in AFTG -

1. Andrew's candy drawer??

2. The fucking cheese drawer

3. Him driving Jean to his own dorm for the final Raven v. Foxes game

4. Poor Jean's breakdown there

5. Neil did not even bother mentioning that Jean wrecked their dorm 💀

6. The RUMOURS about Jean

but no, please let's just swing our feet, gaze at Andrew longingly, notice the way his hazel eyes seem aglow in the sunlight and the sturdiness and broadness of his shoulders and how much he can lift and the gold of his hair and—

(no really please do)

#unreliable narrators

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Neil is about to go skipping home to Andrew like “babe 🥰💖 guess what I did in LA 😉” and it’s putting a hit out on a rapist

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Fanfiction don't hit the same after watching Neil order a hit on a napkin while eating Thai food

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has this been done yet?