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Because everybody appreciate a dress with pockets!

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Happy to announce the protests at my Canadian university successfully made me, a jew, go back to where i came from. I am back in Israel now 🫶

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#ישראבלר #ישראל #טאמבלר עברי #טאמבלר ישראלי #עברית #פול #משאל #קצת עצוב שהיו כל כך הרבה #ממש עצוב האמת #אבל זה חווית בונדינג #אני זוכר מלבנון השנייה #שנתנו לנו מסכות גז בבית הספר

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Things that are more important for your "UPRISING OCCUPATION PROTEST" then how to talk to cops (5 PM) * Sunrise panel (at 3:30 PM) * Chanting * Drum Circle * Zine workshop (A zine is a small-circulation self-published work of original or appropriated texts and images, usually reproduced via a copy machine. via Wikipedia) * Solidarity statements

As a seasoned Reviewer #2 I have some questions that are more like comments:

10:45 is considered MORNING by these retards???

Drum circle for 45 minutes???

I love how CHANTS! WITH! ANGELA! takes more time than whatever "queers for palestine" is vfjfbjskskfnb poetic

Abolition letter writing??? I thought this was college not high-school hshfjbfjs

What's a WATER RITUAL and how is it relevant??

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Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

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@pointless-achievements @achivement-unlocked

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Hey, just wanna point out, not every non-Palestinian person living in Israel is a Zionist. Not everyone there absolutely loves violent colonialism & genocide, not everyone there has the privilege to leave/settle somewhere else because they disagree with the state they live in, not everyone there is living in lavish luxury or are part of the top-level privileged class of the country. Some people were born there (and some are still kids who literally have been fed propaganda all their lives and can't be expected to know any better), some Jewish people settled as refugees or because they had nowhere else to go, just trying to survive where they could.

There are and always have been protests in Israel against the genocide and occupation of Palestine.

So yes, absolutely fuck you to the settler colonial state of Israel and the people who enable and actively celebrate it's violence. And I absolutely want some land back & reparation efforts to take place when Palestine is free. BUT, shit along the lines of "I hope everyone in Israel suffers/dies" (which I heard a bit of when Iran bombed Israel) is Nazi shit and I—nor anyone else sincerely in support of Palestinian liberation—should claim that kind of speech, or anything else veering into anti-semitic or just plain bloodthirsty territory. Violence is often an inevitable part of liberation when the oppressor is awfully violent themselves, but I also don't think we should revel in the idea of Israel being raised to the ground. It's not helpful nor productive, it's just cruel.

Now, can we please redirect our attention to the fucking mass graves being found in Gaza instead of wishing Iran's government would bomb Israel harder. All eyes on Gaza. All eyes on Rafah. All eyes on Palestine. 🍉

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If you support Land Back movements, but reject the Jewish reclamation of the land of Israel, despite undeniable evidence of literally *thousands* of years of Jewish indigeneity, you are a hypocrite of the highest order and an antisemite.

No excuses.

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Every sales job I’ve worked has that one item. The white whale. The biggest ticket you can sell. The sale you brag about when you’re chatting with other industry people.

When I sold mattresses it was a split king adjustable base. That’s two twin extra long mattresses next to each other to make a king, but each side can move independently. They’re insanely expensive and honestly kind’ve impractical but it was the biggest ticket thing to sell.

When I sold sex toys though our white whale was the 20lb ass. It was a female pelvis, a cut out from the waist to the tops of the thighs. It was hyper realistic material and cost about $500. I definitely had bigger tickets but not in one item typically.

In my time at the sex shop, I sold three. Each time was completely different in terms of how the guy acted about buying it. The first man was a little embarrassed and shy about it. I was professional and supportive as I rang it up. Once I handed him the receipt he looked at the box. Then he looked at me.

If you’ve ever wondered how big a box has to be to fit a 20lb ass let me just tell you: it’s pretty damn big. It’s an uncomfortably large armful of box and every side has a picture of the sex toy inside on it. It’s not subtle.

“Could I get a bag….?”

There was no bag that existed that could possibly contain all that ass. “Hang on,” I told him.

I got scissors and tape and covered the box in cut up black bags. Looking relieved he picked up his purchase and left.

The next man to buy one carried it proudly to the counter; self assured and not embarrassed in the least. When I said I didn’t have a bag, but I could wrap it for him he gave a hearty shrug and hefted it into his arms, marching out the door with the butt on full display.

The last man to get one was just kind’ve an odd guy. Not creepy, but eccentric. We got along great, and as I rang him up I said, “Well one guy wanted his taped over, and one guy carried it out. What would you prefer?”

“There’s no bags?”

“No store bags. I think our jumbo trash bags in the back might fit it….?” It seemed rude to suggest putting a $500 item into a trash bag, but he wasn’t bothered.

He considered this then said, “Bring me the trash bag.”

When I delivered it to him he still managed to surprise me. Instead of shoving the huge box into it he opened the box. He took out his new $500 sex toy, and all the little things it came with, tipping them unceremoniously into the trash bag.

“There! Now I don’t have to deal with the box later!”

I was slightly stunned but agreed that I could easily deal with the trash. Then in a move I still think about with delight he flung the trash bag over his shoulder like a Santa with a sack full of ass and sauntered out the door.

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me scrolling through tumble and resisting every urge to repost everything right fucking NOW and using the queue instead to not bombard my handsome and pretty followers.

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needed to draw cuddy in the house miniskirt so sorry for this

based on that one tiktok

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this is their dynamic in a nutshell when you rlly think abt it actually

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promotional poster of bisexuality

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Bothering the beast

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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great