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That old man actually has no effect on me any more

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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.

For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.

-submit your poll!-

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One of the most absurd things about this whole "subliminals totally work" thing is how it ignores the reality of misheard lyrics. Even if you could hear subliminal messages played at these super low volumes in any real way, it's extremely unlikely that you could even interpret them correctly.

Same kind of thing goes for subliminal messages flashed at high speeds - even if you could process them in any real capacity, you'd be very likely to misread them, just like it's easy to do when you briefly glance at somebody's text message or something.

If subliminals do appear to be working, it's most likely the placebo effect, that's all. Your brain isn't that good at picking out meaningful messages from jumbled noises or images. If it was, mondegreens just wouldn't exist.

#clicked on it #read through a few of them #and then I realized I had definitely been mishearing a line... #wait no I relistened to it she definitely says “starbucks lovers” #...I'm also hearing “gotta love those starbucks lovers” #so I'm mishearing it worse somehow...

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Creative way of saving camels from getting run over

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[video by emersonbrophy. caption: no celery was wasted in the making of this video (very sick of ants on a log)]

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reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

#pfff love it

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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

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"you shouldn't be antisemetic because you're legitimising Israel when you do" no you shouldn't be antisemetic because it hurts Jews who deserve to not be hurt, like any other human being. you should care about not being antisemetic because it hurts people, and that should be enough for you. why isn't it enough for you?

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Helping Four Sisters: Four Campaigns (Updated)

I'm making this post to help spread the campaigns for four sisters currently in the Gaza Strip, and their efforts to escape.

Update added to the bottom of this post.

The women in question are a business owner with two young daughters, an educator, an internship MD, and a photographer. They've each started respective campaigns in an effort to help their parts of their families.

You can also follow their instagram accounts: @asiafmostfa (Asia), @nusaibafmust (Nusaiba), @queen_gazal_gal (Sumya), and @asma_fawzy_photographer (Asma). They've made posts showcasing the condition of their displaced lives in Rafah right now.

Update

Ibrahim Fawzi (@ibrahim_fawzi_mostafa), at request of his aforementioned sister Asia, and with the help of Dylan McGlone in the US has also started a campaign. Please share this version instead.

Associated Art Fundraiser

Dylan also has an Crochet Fundraiser, where you can receive a Crochet Key in exchange for proof of support for one of these campaigns. You can contact them on Instagram via @__dylan__28 to ask any questions you might have beforehand.

Google Form here.

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yeah

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The reveal went right. Too right. Jack and Maddie will do anything to protect their son. Vlad will do anything to protect his new daughter. Dan will...suck it up.

When Danny told his parents he was Phantom, not only did they take it well, but they immediately started rallying to get the Anti-Ecto Acts taken down.

They rewrote their research, reached out to other Paranormal Scientists, and did everything they could.

That was when the assassination attempts started. They were all targeting...Danny. Not Jack, Maddie, or Jazz. Just Danny.

Moving Danny in with Vlad didn't stop them; if anything, the assassination attempts got even worse.

During a fight with one particular assassin that got past Vlad's security, Danny, Dan, and Dani knocked over some of Vlad's more...unstable experimental Ecto.

It...changed them. Reflected the age of their Ghost selves.

Danny and Dani are now two years old. Dan is somewhere around twenty-four.

Vlad...thinks this is perfect. He has an idea. The government is trying to kill a sixteen year old, they won't look at a couple of toddlers.

He smuggles them out of Wisconsin and gives Dan a bag. Inside of that bag is cash, fake IDs, and all the fake history Dan would need to start a new life. His cover is he's a single father to a set of twins.

Vlad looks pleased with himself. Dan valiantly restrains from punching him.

It has nothing to do with the fact that there are two toddlers watching him with way-too-big eyes.

Dan...sucks it up. He's an adult now, he can just kill all the agents, he doesn't understand why Vlad is so desperate to run. But whatever. Fine, he guesses.

He starts his shitty new life.

His only saving grace is that his neighbor, a guy named Roy Harper, is also new to the whole parenting shtick. They end up hanging out more often or not, letting Roy's Lian play with Danny and Dani, and typically babysit for each other if they can.

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Years later, Dan ends up saving Lian's life during a huge attack on the city that caused the apartment to collapse.

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I have a beautiful young man in my house who screams and cries for dinner 1-2 hours before dinner time (dinner time has been the Same for Years he is Fine he just wants Wet Food) so we have implemented,,

the Stop Hollering Hat

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Hiya! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

Thank you

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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

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Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"