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quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

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Pigeon steals poppies from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Australian War Memorial, Canberra, Australia in order to build a nest beside a stained glass window.

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Dormant Predators

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Funniest New Yorker Cartoons (Pt.2)

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This is one of my favorites hand down

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“You’ve been warned, Karen.”

Video by mademoiselle_souriire

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A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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Békeőr

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rb if you were “gifted” in elementary school and were held to such a high standard that now this is what grades feel like

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clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

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(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

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good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!