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OOC

Sorry I haven't been on, I've been busy. If you send me asks though, I will respond.

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"Thank you. Say, do they build lighters into you robot zombies. I need to burn some documents."

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Not necessary... some guy at the BBC could have read the 163 article and then Doctor Whoized it. You're right though, they are probably unrelated. I was joking as well; I find the idea funny.

SOMEZ: Actually, that was the result of a faulty memory wipe. Who knew they'd work on one of the best television shows of all time.

scp1471-a You were right, but Weeping angels still ripped off the foundation.

SOMEZ: I was not responsible for that leak.

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What's weird is that 173 was first made a month prior to weeping angels first departure

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"If that happens, you'll eventually shoot me, and then I'll come back. I have an eternity now, my life has no value and therefore my work must be the most important thing to me. I don't even sleep, it's just easier to shot myself and dispose of the body rather than spend 8 hours doing nothing."

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scp1471-a You were right, but Weeping angels still ripped off the foundation. SOMEZ: I was not responsible for that leak.

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"Listen, I'm immortal, I'll be fine. I won't be fine however if I miss my deadlines."

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"Dude, I'm just a guy who's over qualified for this position. Also, weeping angels were created in 07 while 173's article was written in 05."

((ask-any-scp)) Somez sits at the opposite end of a table as the monster. Somez is holding a stack of papers. "So, 173cansuckmyballs88 wants to know if you like big butts."

Uh huh. Right. Okay. What an interesting question and I’d have to say looking to the bottom of my hear that yes. Yes I do like butts.

Gosh that was a tough question got any other zingers?

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"Uhh, yeah. ifuckinghate173thatlittlebitch wants to know what you think Greece should do about its economic chrisis."

((ask-any-scp)) Somez sits at the opposite end of a table as the monster. Somez is holding a stack of papers. "So, 173cansuckmyballs88 wants to know if you like big butts."

Uh huh. Right. Okay. What an interesting question and I’d have to say looking to the bottom of my hear that yes. Yes I do like butts.

Gosh that was a tough question got any other zingers?

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// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

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"Is this about those alarms that went off and then that guard came in and he was like 'Dr. Somez you have to evacuate the facility now' and then I was like 'but I'm playing Skyrim' and then he shrugged and left. Because if so, then I totally called it."

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Somez turns around. "Can't you see I'm gloating here?"

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"I only tell you what they give me. You should probably tell Somez about the flood, You don't know anything that he doesn't have clearence for."

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"I'm not asking you to deal with me. I'm asking you to give me the location of a very handsome dead body so you won't have to deal with it. If you hate me now, you'll hate me when I'm smelly and not very fun."

(ask-any-scp) Somez was walking down the halls, big smile on his face. He then noticed the researcher. "Hey! Haven't seen you since my last time round these parts. How's research?"

She turned and gave him a withering glare.

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"Please, I'm begging you. I'd try asking someone else, but you seem to be the only one who can take shit seriously and this is a serious situation."

(ask-any-scp) Somez was walking down the halls, big smile on his face. He then noticed the researcher. "Hey! Haven't seen you since my last time round these parts. How's research?"

She turned and gave him a withering glare.

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"No, just make sure the flood won't get to him. Good luck trying to get him to leave that office."

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"Hehe, that's great. Say, have you seen one of my courpses? I don't think the classified document I had came with me when I came back to life."

(ask-any-scp) Somez was walking down the halls, big smile on his face. He then noticed the researcher. "Hey! Haven't seen you since my last time round these parts. How's research?"

She turned and gave him a withering glare.

#be noted #this is after the overhaul #instead of being a fighter #he can't fight for shit #but he comes back to life #I stopped taking this character seriously