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OH MY GOD YOUR MY SON!

Context: I’m playing a bard [Rebka] who use to be an adventurer, and is well out of practice (thus why she started at level 1). She stopped being an adventurer when she became pregnant with a fellow party member’s child. Flash forward to the current campaign, that party member of hers became her husband who cheated on her with a very powerful wizard who cursed their son [Justi]. 

I told the dm the only thing I for sure want is that her son is cursed to be a bird, and is just starting to realize that his mom is kind of cool (of course Justi was an angsty teen).  I have not informed my party about the bird being her son, nor do they know his name. They just know the bird is very important to my character.

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DM: Alright, since [Player 1]’s character died last session you are all about to meet his new character. But first. Rebka, roll perception check as you wake up. 

Me: *Hisses* That’s like a 10?

DM: Good enough because your character would lose her shit if she noticed her bird gone. Like he is now. 

Me: I’m immediately up and causing all sorts of chaos. Throwing things, waking others, destroying tents. 

DM: Roll athletics with advantage because momma bear panic. Everyone else, roll perception. 

Player 2: 7

Player 3: 19

Player 4: 18

DM: Alright, [3] and [4] you see a teenaged boy standing, watching all of this chaos. [Player 1]?

Player 1: Alright, you see this half-elven teenager, about 16 or so. Dark brown hair, almost like emo cut. Bright green eyes and he’s just watching this chaos unfold. His name is Justi–

Me: OH MY GOD IS HE MY SON! DM DID YOU UNCURSE MY BIRD?

Player 2: YOU HAVE A SON?

Player 3: YOUR BIRD WAS CURSED?

Player 4: YOUR BIRD WAS YOUR SON!?

Player 1: I’m actually as surprised as you. I wanted to play a cool warlock teen and DM said he had an idea. 

DM: I did.

Me: OH MY GOD WHY AM I’M ADVENTURING NOW!

Player 1: Obviously bonding time! Come on mom!

Me: The disrespect of these teenagers!

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✨sparkle on sparkle off ✨

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Makes a corny, sentimental life update comic to promote a gay webcomic I'm making with my friend /smacked BUT YEA THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING NOW I've pretty much said all I needed to in this update but if you wanna catch up with me and art, please follow my Twitter since I'm more active there. I'm also gonna try to be more active on Instagram cause well... why not. AND FOR ME AND @snailmilkbiscuit HERE'S OUR WECOMIC, KNOCK HIM DEAD ALSO BTW THIS COMIC HAS MATURE CONTENT SO PROCEED WITH CAUTION We're posting our RP drawings right now, which is pretty much in the middle of our story, but if y'all like it, we're hoping to flesh out the full story as a series! Thank you all again~!

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#as someone from a renfaire family I can confirm

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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This is just The Magnus Institute.

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why is Tesla tequila a thing

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it’s too early for this

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Oh love seeing more trans characters! So what’s bridget all about as a character? I know I could look it up but I’d like to see your take if that’s cool.

Bridget was born along with her twin brother into a deeply superstitious village that considered same-sex twins to be a source of bad luck, and was subsequently raised as if female so she wouldn't get exiled or sacrificed. In her early game appearances, she pursued masculine activities to get away from her feminine upbringing, becoming a bounty hunter, while still presenting female. She was at that time very defensive about being male due to the pressure from her village wanting her to be a girl.

By the time of Strive, Bridget has become a successful and wealthy bounty hunter, which has left her without a sense of purpose, as she no longer has to do it simply to make a living. With her new resources, she has the freedom to do whatever she wants, away from her village's influence. Her description for Strive says she is "trying to understand [her] true self."

Her theme song for Strive contains lines like "I can't go home cause I'm afraid something will change", "me without me", "I already have the gifts just can't open the box", "my body is a lie", "I've had the grey haze for a long time, though I never found out what it was" and "it no longer changes me, no matter what changes"

During Strive's arcade mode, Bridget has interactions with Goldlewis and Ky Kiske where she sounds far less sure of herself than she used to, which they pick up on. Bridget says that she's been feeling conflicted, unsure of whether to keep living as a boy but scared of making the wrong the decision. Goldlewis and Ky encourage her to think about who she is and what makes her happy, for the sake of her future self, which gives her pause. She thanks them for their support and proudly proclaims that she's a girl.

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What will Zag’s role be in Hades II?

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I’m so excited, you have no idea

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best character introduction scene of all time.