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it’s 2023 :|

I live in France.

It's located in a different universe exactly one year in the future ✌️

Either that or I'm too dumb to write a number.

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Veteran’s discount: “I like your shoelaces”

Active duty: “Have you seen Goncharov?”

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Old gay southern detective who solves campy and theatrical murder cases is literally the most amazing protagonist concept ever.

It literally sounds like something Tumblr goncharoved. I cannot believe Benoit Blanc is a real character and not someone we collectively hallucinated.

The universe sometimes gives instead of taking.

Thank you.

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made some valentines

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Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

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Logan: *Sees Janus wearing fancy clothes*

Logan, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Janus: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

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dandelions

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squid games?

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un borrador

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I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

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Logan: Wow, looks like you two are working hard together on those new projects.

Roman and Remus, writing Virgil x Janus fanfiction because they thought it'd be funny:

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Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

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Sanderstober 2020 - Oct. 19th: Take one of your favorite characters from any piece of media. What piece of social media would they thrive on? You could depict either what their media might look like if you’re seeing it on your phone or you can depict them filming or writing for that piece of social media! I like to think that Patton has a snapchat where he takes pictures of the squad together and puts it in his memories and his story :D!  I’m quite late to this prompt but I had so much fun drawing this!! @thatsthat24

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Congratulations, Logan, for winning the hottest side tournament (link). (If I have time I'll redraw this better digitally)

[ID: a traditional drawing of the sides from Sanders Sides on a podium numbered from 1 to 4. On 1 shows Logan Sanders holding a medal. He has a question mark by his head and the number "35%". On 2 shows Janus Sanders on his knees crying. There is an arrow pointing at him that reads "committed voter fraud, still lost" and the number "28%". On 3 shows Virgil Sanders sitting with his knees to his chest. There is an arrow pkinting at him that reads "didnt even want to be here" and the number "12%". On 4 shows Remus Sanders sticking out his tongue and pulling down his bottom eyelid with his middle finger. The number "7%" is by his head. Next to him, not on the podim, is Roman Sanders, angrily pointing at Remus. The number "5%" is by his head. /end ID]

FT patton under cut

[ID: a traditional drawing of Patton Sanders doing the Family Guy death pose. The number "1%" is by his head. /end ID]

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SEMIFINALS: SIDE B

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Consider: a gay dude and a lesbian who are BEST friends and also dating the same person but not each other because they are a gay dude and a lesbian but their mutual partner has a weird enough gender for it to work