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Not to be feral abt Damien again or anything but like

In my fanfic I'm writing there's a chapter where he gets dragged to Build-a-Bear for some torture inner child healing and practice for his ability and I just need everyone to know that this is in the chapter:

‘Damien’s turning 35!’ the sticker reads, along with a doodled cake. I’m going to die. I’m going to lay down on the wooden floor and die while a giant bear atop a stuffing station spins above me.

I crack myself up ok this is purely self-indulgent fic

Alright well I’m basically caught up with WNTV! I do have like 4 episodes left but I’m finishing those later today so! I am OFFICIALLY open for RPing! So! If anyone is up for plotting or just having some fun winging it for an PR, hit me up! I updated my Verses page but I do have a couple more things I’m gonna add to it early next week on my days off!

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I've posted 3 fanfics on AO3 already. I've written almost 25k in my NaNo project alone. I have another 7k in a different doc. One of my fics already posted has 2 chapters planned to add to it after NaNo. I also have a joke TikTok AU in a Google Doc that I write in when I'm at work and killing time. It's been 5 months I've had brainrot over this man

I have a pumpkin kitty build a bear named Damien that has the soundbite from Some Faraway Place with Damien's confession to Mark in it

My twitter acct is literally just me screaming about my writing projects with Damien

I am so goddamned feral

Alright well I’m basically caught up with WNTV! I do have like 4 episodes left but I’m finishing those later today so! I am OFFICIALLY open for RPing! So! If anyone is up for plotting or just having some fun winging it for an PR, hit me up! I updated my Verses page but I do have a couple more things I’m gonna add to it early next week on my days off!

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I'M SO GODDAMNED FERAL ABOUT DAMIEN GORHAM

I literally woke up and was writing fanfic while I got ready for work! i'm at work rn and writing fanfic before my shift!!!

Alright well I’m basically caught up with WNTV! I do have like 4 episodes left but I’m finishing those later today so! I am OFFICIALLY open for RPing! So! If anyone is up for plotting or just having some fun winging it for an PR, hit me up! I updated my Verses page but I do have a couple more things I’m gonna add to it early next week on my days off!

#my friend literally called me tf out on my taste in men #“you like your men a little (a lot) pathetic” YES BITCH OF COURSE I DO #I WANT HIM SOPPING WET AND PATHETIC #I WANT TO TUCK HIM INTO BED AND FEED HIM SOUP #I WANT TO HUG AND KISS HIM AND MAKE HIM BETTER #I also want to make him worse!!!

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me and the mutuals discussing themes and motifs

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Hi so I finished The Bright Sessions and all the books and the AM Archived and College Tapes and I am NOT normal about Damien at all!!!!

Alright well I’m basically caught up with WNTV! I do have like 4 episodes left but I’m finishing those later today so! I am OFFICIALLY open for RPing! So! If anyone is up for plotting or just having some fun winging it for an PR, hit me up! I updated my Verses page but I do have a couple more things I’m gonna add to it early next week on my days off!

#my Twitter acct is literally just me screaming abt him #I’m actively writing fanfic for the bastard #posted a couple things the last few days to ao3 #I’m dying ok I love him

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tending to someone's injuries is literally a first date. you've got the wine (for disinfecting open wounds) the candles (for cauterizing open wounds) and the physical intimacy of touching another person's bare flesh. what more could you ask for.

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Okay, so here are our options:

1. David Tennant is the Fourteenth Doctor because the Jodie Whittaker’s Doctor regenerated into him.

2. Ncuti Gatwa is the Fourteenth Doctor because Ten3 does not count.

3. Sacha Dhawan is the Fourteenth Doctor because Jodie Whittaker’s doctor regenerated into him.

4. Jodie Whittaker is the Fourteenth Doctor due to the existence of the War Doctor.

5. Peter Capaldi is the Fourteenth Doctor due to the existence of the War Doctor and the time David Tennant regenerated into himself.

6. Matt Smith is the Fourteenth Doctor due to the existence of the War Doctor, and the time David Tennant regenerated into himself, and Jo Martin’s Doctor.

7. David Tennant is the Fourteenth Doctor due to the existence of the War Doctor, and the fact that he regenerated into himself, and Jo Martin’s Doctor, and the existence of TenToo.

8. TenToo is the Fourteenth Doctor for the above reasons.

9. Donna Noble is the Fourteenth Doctor for the above above reasons.

10. Both David Tennant and Ncuti Gatwa’s Doctors’ true numbers are unknowable due to the existence of The Timeless Child.

11. Both David Tennant and Ncuti Gatwa’s Doctors’ true numbers are unknowable due to the existence of The Timeless Child, and the uncountable amount of times The Twelfth Doctor died and was reborn in Heaven Sent.

12. Both David Tennant and Ncuti Gatwa’s Doctors’ true numbers are unknowable due to the existence of The Timeless Child, and the uncountable amount of times The Twelfth Doctor died and was reborn in Heaven Sent, and all Doctors seen in noncanon materials are actually canon (Peter Cushing films, Scream of the Shalka, Curse of the Fatal Death, etc…)

13. Both David Tennant and Ncuti Gatwa’s Doctors’ true numbers are unknowable for all of the above reasons and also because pseudo-Doctors such as The Valeyard and The Dream Lord are also The Doctor.

14. The above is true, but The Doctor is simply a title, and anyone who claims to be The Doctor is also The Doctor. Jackson Lake is The Doctor. Clara is The Doctor. Missy is The Doctor. Graham is The Doctor. Every actor who has played The Doctor are also The Doctor.

15. The above is true, but due to The Egg Theory everyone else is also The Doctor. We are all The Doctor.

16. None of the above is true because no Doctor after the Revival is canon.

17. None of the above is true because no Doctor after the First Doctor is canon.

18. None of the above is true because there is no Fourteenth Doctor. The number was skipped for some reason.

19. The numbering system is flawed and useless to current canon, and we should switch to identifying Doctors by their actors, as we do with The Master. (Example: Hartnell! Doctor)

20. The above is not true because we would still need to find a way to differentiate the 3 - 4 Doctors played by David Tennant.

21. All of the above is technically true, and Russell T Davies should put it up to a poll and see who wins, and we must all commit to the democratic vote.

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#kevin flirting be like

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Thinking abt Cecil and Abby living together after their mom left in the same house they grew up in. Thinking abt there being an extra chair at the dining table that none of them ever sit in but that they never bother to move. Thinking abt there being an extra bedroom in the house collecting dust that neither of them ever go into. Thinking abt there being obvious echoes of a third person who lived there that they don't move in the hope that she might come back some day. Thinking abt a similar thing happening in Cecil's apartment when Carlos was in the desert otherworld.

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hey can you do me a favour?? Can you go get that nice pristine sketchbook or journal you've been hoarding and put some kind of mark on the first page? Anything will do, like a smudge of graphite or a blob of ink, or perhaps a very scribbly dinosaur. Just put something there. Please, or the dinosaur will be sad.

#ok I’ll do art when I get home!!!!

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in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

#oh no don’t make me choose between a possum and a cow #immediately my mind went to cow and then it reminded me abt possums too #I love them both ur honor

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Me, at work, looking very miserable: ugh

Coworker, who is technically my higher up even tho we have the same role: would it help if we just burned the store to the ground? Would that make you feel better?

Me: :( Yeah

#mun post #alas we are out of propane tanks and so we must persist

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I'm begging you to turn the sound on

#cat nonsense

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imagine being Carlos when he finally returns to Desert Bluffs Too after all these years, expecting a tiny town on its last legs only to find it flourishing

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I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

#A CUP AND A HALF?!?!?!?!?!?! #H O W #I LOOKED AT THE MEASUREMENT ON THE BOX AND THOUGHT 'OH HALF A CUP? THAT'S NOT BAD THAT'S HOW MUCH MY HOMEMADE BROWNIES USE' #A CUP AND A HALF WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! #THOSE ARE W E T #THE US GOVERNMENT WANTS YOUR LOCATION FOR THE OIL YOU'RE HARBORING

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#I’m a simple man #I see anyone of NV and I vote for them #like I didn’t even read the prompt I just VITED #and then I saw it and was like #:< not a problematic fave!