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*Boops your nose*

“AAAHHH—!” Miu squealed in surprise, nearly falling on her ass from just a touch to her nose. “Y-You dickhead! Warn me next time! These goods are off limits!”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( boops!!! ))

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Make baby?

“Sorry, I don’t speak English. Bummer.”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( aka she’s terrified of having a kid probably ))

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"Jesus, where'd all this trash even come from?" At the moment, Kokichi's house was incredibly messy, trash littering the floor. "This is gonna take, like... So long to clean. Guess I gotta do it, then!"

Sighing, he put some rubber gloves and got to work.

A couple of hours had passed, and the house was looking pretty spotless. Who knew a jackass like Kokichi could get work done like this?

"Whew, thank god! All this actual hard work was making me tired.." With a grin on his face, he began skipping around full of girlish whimsy. "Wahoo! Yippee!" Wait a second...

"I did it! Wahoo!" Kokichi... Wait, hold on... Hold on, look - LOOK OUT!!!!! NO NO LOOK OUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SLIP!!! FUCK NO FUCK!!!!!!!

Just as predicted, he slipped on the banana peel and fell. His head collided with his kitchen counter aggressively.

".........."

#promo time fuckers! #(( look at my friends blog nooowwww ))

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my goodness? is this miu iruma? the real one? the beautiful genius inventor? the one whos horrible at communicating? will you be my daughter

“Mhm, that’s right! The one and only, bitch! Gorgeous girl genius at your— WHAT!? H-Horrible at communicating? I-I’m not! I communicate so fucking well, you don’t even KNOW! Why the hell do you want me as a daughter-!? Fuck off!”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( don’t mind her she got flustered is all 💞 ))

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OH MY GAWDDDD I remember this tumblr I’m frxnweh 😭😭😭😭

(( DARRRRLIIINNNGGGGGG

GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAILLLLL✌️🎉 ))

#mod speaks 🌌♒️ #(( 😈 ))

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I wanna fuck you, Miu.

“Okay—? Who doesn’t!? Get in line, loser! You think I’m just gonna bend over after you admit to that? No, you gotta earn this ass, you one pump chump!”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( missed her sm hehehuhu ))

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Honestly, any of your dirty insults would make great band names

“No shit they would. I’m a fucking genius after all, watch. The cumguzzling gutter sluts! The backbreaking whore hounds! The— uhhhh, fuckin’— dick helicopters!”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( peeking…. )) #(( hi ☺️ ))

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So... I'm guess you and pix are going to have a long talk about what happened yes. If so then this is gonna fucking suck balls...

“I-I dunno about a long talk, just… y’know a little conversation about how it’s never happening again-!” Miu sputtered, nervously glancing to her laboratory. “… I just finished her last night. She’s being loaded into the body right now. Shouldn’t be too much longer, heh..”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( she nervous ;; ))

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hey itty bitty bitchlet !

“B-B-Bitchlet!?” Miu squealed, clearly startled by Kokichi’s sudden appearance. Angry quickly replaced her surprise though. “What the fuck are you doing here, dickweed!? Come to torment me and ruin my god damn day? I’ll ruin yours first!”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( Kichi time 💜 )) #(( miu acts like an actual child asmr )) #(( ‘I’ll ruin it first! wahhhh mommmm’ ))

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Hey! I heard you were really smart!

“You heard god damn right! You’re looking at the gorgeous girl genius herself, Miu fucking Iruma!” She boasted loudly, grinning. “Need me to do your math homework or something, sporty?”

#interaction: hina 🏊 #(( HINA I LOVE HER HELLO ))

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Fun fact: when male bees mate, their penises explode and they die.

I call that Honey, Nut, Cheerio.

I shall return again with another fun fact, farewell! *I escape before Miu can do anything*

-Cursed Anon

“Why’d bees get so lucky? Imagine you hook up with some chump and he sucks and can’t hit any spot right. You don’t wanna do the awkward cuddling or tell him to get the fuck out, but instead he just dies right after you’re done! Perfect!”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( 😭😭😭 ))

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did you know that if your heart stopped beating right now, your body would do this thing called "die". Now to be honest, i'm not too educated on the subject, but if you look up "Sexy Among Us Domination milky cumsplosion with inflation blast" you should find more information on the subject

“You know what I didn’t miss? This. This fucking shit. What the flying fuck are you on, glasses!?”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( it’s good to be back 😭 ))

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Crush me in between your thighs

“Ooo, so pushy! What the hell’s in it for me? You’ll get off being between my legs, that’s a given. But, how are you gonna return the favor, glasses?”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #💦 kinky fuckery 💦 #(( thighs ❤️ ))

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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

“Awww, don’t be sorry… keep going..”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( miu pLZ ))

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Miu don’t lie you would have total railed shuichi

“….”

“S-So what if I would’ve, huh!? Are you gonna go tattle on me like we’re at recess for some shit?”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( oh detective my detective ))

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Go choke on a boulder. like how you choke on dick? Oh wait, you've never gotten any

“Shut your virgin ass the fuck up! You’re such useless shit that you should carry around a fucking tree, to make up for the oxygen you waste by existing!”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #💦 kinky fuckery 💦 #(( miu calm tf down bitch ))

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udders

“You could all tits a lot of things. Meatsacks, honkers, rack, milkers, what the fuck ever, but… udders has got to be the least sexy of them all. Don’t even argue with me either, gutter sluts.”

#miu answers 💝🛠 #(( crying hfvfg ))