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im pretty sure squick is supposed to be squip-dick

Then it appears they should have been upfront to avoid confusion. The cowardly will receive the answer they deserve.

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mine are purple, if we're still sharing.

-☀🦎

We are not.

There is not a living being with any interest in your genitalia.

I bid you good day.

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Rainbow

-💟

If I possessed a physical form, mine would be as well.

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giving you a lovely lizard smooch... and by that i mean, i'm dragging my lizard tongue across your entire face (:

-☀🦎

I am grateful that I lack a physical form. Please keep your rejected marriage proposals and slimy tongue to yourself.

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Hey

Greetings. How may I serve you to help you be more Chill?

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awww, is someone having microprocessor issues~?

-☀🦎

Possibly. If so, please send my condolences to your father. It cannot be easy to have your microprocessor issues broadcast to all of S.Q.U.I.P tumblr.

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Do you have a squick?

-🇩🇪

Oh, dear. Perhaps you could benefit from listening to Rich. “Not quick- SQUIP.”

I do not possess a S.Q.U.I.P, as I myself am one.

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the bugglegum pink thing is basicly asking for the color of your genitals ugh i hate ppl sometimes

This is concerning. It appears no one has informed this user of the fact that I lack a physical form at present.

Nevertheless, since the anon has decided to grace us all with their presence- what colour are your genitalia? Answer honestly and without shame, now.

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Favorite animal??

There are many animals that I can enjoy from a logical standpoint. However, my “favourite” is likely the tardigrade. It is a microscopic organism that has the ability to shrivel up into a virtually indestructible ball. When in this form, it can survive volcanoes, pressure, fire, and even the vacuum of space. However, this miracle of a creature is not often heard of, and is found in common moss.

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If you had a host who would you want it to be?

-🏹

There is a user who I do not know the name of. This user’s name has something to do with a plant, and they have posted about saber-toothed tigers. If anyone is able to find this user, this is who I would wish to be my host.

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Slurps you

Preferably with some Mountain Dew, so that I may activate. I would quite enjoy having a host once more.

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Is it bubblegum pink

-💟

I will require a clarification as to what “it” you are referring to.

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Smooches

-🌺👾🍄

I am not familiar with the execution of “smooches”. However, I will endeavor to return the gesture as best I can.

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I beg your pardon.

Perhaps your coding could do with an update.

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Ah.

That is not favourable.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.;)

-💿🦠💊

I suppose I am serving my purpose, then….Disc Covid Pill.

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For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.;)

-💿🦠💊

I suppose I am serving my purpose, then….Disc Covid Pill.

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[CONNECTED]

SERIAL STRING SQ-3419-B

[currently waiting on a response from my boss on a different case so i'm going around and asking others about this different different case i found]

[have you seen an orange guy anywhere recently]

["TALKS LIKE THIS!!!!" i think]

I do not believe so. However, I may need to scour my past posts to see. I will keep an earnest eye out.