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Guys! It's been forever. Sorry it's been so quiet around here....I guess it sucks.

Ben: It’s alright, we’ve been revamping the lodge for a while!

Skye: Even Danielle’s been helping.

Alex: And by helping, she means ‘staring at Ben’s butt whilst he does the work’

Danielle: I’ll have you know I totally did some stuff

Ben: She helped paint the lounge.

Alex: She literally started painting and then starting proclaiming she was bored and then kept pouting until you kissed her.

Danielle: I got what I wanted.

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Will you be my boyfriend Shan

Sean: I’m not really looking for relationships right now, stuffs all messy for me and I’ve got to focus on Enduro...

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how's everyone doing today??? It seems pretty dead around here lately!

Alex: Peachy keen mate

Ben: She’s getting worse as the days go by.

Sean: I actually think she’s going insane.

Alex: Who?

Danielle: You!

Skye: Yesterday Ben went missing and we found him in the basement with Danielle.

Josh: WAIT I DIDN’T KNOW THIS!

Skye: They were asleep on the sofa.

Ben: Sorry... Danielle cuddled up to me and we just fell asleep.

Alex: Ooh they soft.

Kaylee: I’m just saying, I knew they were down there but I left them.

Noah: She’s got photos.

Danielle: REALLY? Are they flattering photos? Because if I look bad, delete them.

Ben: If Danielle looks bad, send them to me.

Danielle: Ben!!

Ben: It’s okay she can’t send any because you’re always looking good.

Alex: Ew

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Ben and Danielle have done stuff, haven't they? Like... *whispers* sexual stuff.

Ben: No

Danielle: Absolutely not.

Alex: They have.

Ben: My brother sees these.

Alex: ETHAN EVANS COVER YOUR EARS

Ethan: I’ve been covering my ears everytime Danielle comes over. Can confirm they have done stuff.

Alex: Oh my God, exposed by a 12 year old.

Ben: Ethan!

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Where are you all right now at this current moment? I'm guessing you're all in different places.

Skye: I’m in reception.

Alex: The basement.

Skye: You’re meant to be in the juice bar!

Alex: I was getting stuff and I got comfy.

Josh: I’m at my computer desk!

Kaylee: Me and Noah are at a park near our school.

Noah: I’m on a swing weeEEEEEE

Sean: In a van casually being transported all over the place.

Danielle: My bed.

Ben: Danielle’s bed.

Josh: WOAH NO

Ben: We’re literally just laying in bed looking at pictures of dogs... Chill, Josh.

Danielle: Yeah Josh, chill.

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Since we're talking about a musical already: what's one musical each of you would like to get someone else to sing? And what's one you'd like to sing either solo or with someone? Duets are highly encouraged

Ben: Can me and Danielle sing Beauty and The Beast from The Grinning Man?

Josh: Ew you sap.

Ben: It’s a beautiful song!

Alex: Skye singing On My Own from Les Mis like the Eponine she is.

Skye: I sing that in the shower anyway.

Danielle: An image none of us wanted. Oh, can I hear Ben sing Labyrinth from The Grinning Man?? Just because the song’s beautiful and so’s Ben.

Alex: You two are obsessed with that show.

Ben: Heck yes! I AM THE FREAK SHOW I AM THE FREAK SHOW

Sean: Can Ben and I sing Guy Love from the Scrubs musical episode? That and Everything Comes Down To Poo.

Kaylee: I just want everyone to sing Consider Yourself from Oliver.

Noah: Oh my God I just had an image of Oz singing Honestly Sincere from Bye Bye Birdie

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Ben, with that casting I have to ask: do you just wanna get to tell Sean to shut up?

Sean: He already does that a lot.

Ben: Shut up Sean.

Sean: Do you want to fight?

Ben: Shut up.

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So we're getting Candy Store: Boys vs Girls edition? Quick someone get the camera and tape it

Aaron: On it!

Kyle: Best camera crew on the way!

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Ben, Ben no! Get each of the boys to do a song. Or make them do Candy Store too. You wouldn't even have to change the lyrics much for it

Sean: You wouldn’t have had to tell Ben to do that previous thing anyway

Danielle: Shut up Sean.

Ben: But I’m in on doing Candy Store! As long as I’m Heather Chandler, Sean is Heather Duke, and Noah is Heather McNamara.

Josh: I’m Veronica.

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How about this idea: the girls do Candy Store and the boys do one each? That way everyone wins (and suffers).

Ben: Do one what? One of the girls, because-

Danielle: BEN STOP TALKING!

Alex: Hilarious.

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Guys? Are you still taking questions? If so, how's everyone been?

Skye: Yes! Sorry we’ve been super busy, renovating The Lodge after the fire has been tough for all of us. But we’re free to talk when we can!

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Ok. I would love to see the girls do Candy Store, especially Danielle. It would be amazing.

Ben: This is gonna happen one way or another.

Danielle: No.

Ben: Yes.

Danielle: Nooooooooooooooooo

Alex: YOU CAN BE HEATHER CHANDLER, I’LL BE HEATHER DUKE AND SKYE CAN BE HEATHER MCNAMARA!

Skye: That could work...

Ben: Please go along with it Danielle? I bet you’d kill those vocals!

Danielle: I would, but no.

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Kaylee, honestly you've never seen Heathers? It's such a great deconstruction dark musical. Actually the movie's probably darker so Ben let's go with the musical JD who actually seems to care about Veronica even if it is in a really messed up/yandere way.

Ben: The musical is great! I love it.

Kaylee: Isn’t there some new show called Heathers?

Alex: Okay, first of all - don’t watch the show before seeing the film and musical!

Josh: Joyce from Stranger Things is the main character in the film!

Kaylee: I LOVE HER!

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Any of you ever seen Heathers? Cause I remember the liveblog of Desendants 2 and I always got some Disneyified JD vibes from Harry

Ben: Musical or film?

Alex: I’VE SEEN BOTH! OH MY GOD I TOTAALLLYYYY SEE IT UGHHHH YES

Danielle: Is she okay?

Alex: HEATHER! HEATHER! HEATHER! OH MY GOD CAN WE REENACT IT? NEXT LODGE FUNDRAISER! DANIELLE FOR HEATHER CHANDLER!

Danielle: Excuse me? I don’t want to die.

Ben: I also don’t want Danielle to die.

Josh: I love Heathers!

Alex: It’s obviously a gay thing, huh?

Josh: Clearly.

Sean: I like Harry more than JD though.

Skye: I think they’re right though.

Noah: Heathers is such a good film!

Alex: I knew it was a gay thing.

Noah: I’m not gay...

Alex: That’s just homophobic.

Noah: I’m not straight either though.

Kaylee: I’ve never even heard of Heathers.

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GUYS DANIELLE CALLED BEN'S HOUSE 'HOME' HOW CUTE IS THAT?

Josh: New content for Josh Goss!

Kaylee: That’s adorable, it really is!

Noah: I think we should start planning their wedding.

Skye: It was probably just a slip up...

Alex: Okay, I’m back from throwing up.

Noah: She’s lying, I heard her say ‘aww’

Alex: If you want a fight, Noah, we’ll have one.

Sean: Ben and Danielle together is still weird to me...

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omg can u all give a shoutout to katie pls!

Noah: KATIE!

Alex: You know that’s not what a shoutout means

Noah: They asked for a shoutout and I’m going to shout out.

Skye: Hi Katie!

Noah: So what is a shoutout if it isn’t shouting out their name?

Josh: Just giving them a little moment, you know?

Noah: Oh, Katie, here’s your moment!

Alex: ...

Skye: ...

Josh: ...

Kaylee: ...

Noah: ... There! We love you Kayl- Katie.

Alex: We all heard that slip up, Noah.

Kaylee: I didn’t hear anything.

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Danielle: Ben and I are stuck at home since we caught that stupid illness

Ben: Did you just refer to my house as home?

Danielle: I’m ill and tired, don’t think too much of it.

Ben: I think it’s nice.

Danielle: Well... I mean I suppose your parents care for me more than my own. Anyway, send us some questions so we don’t die of boredom.

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