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Hey Bill, quick question and then I will let you get back to your whole King thing, Soo I have often wondered what will happen if a Vampire eats real people food? The question came to me when what's-her-faces kids asked if you like pizza in season 1.

I will try not to get into too much detail with this response, as it can be seen as rather... graphic. 

Let's leave it at this: after they're changed, vampires no longer have the ability to digest normal food as they did when the were mortal. Food has to come out the same way it went in.

I know this because when I was freshly turned, I was in such denial of the tormented beast I had become that I was willing to try any means possible to hold on to my humanitah humanity. 

Of course, Lorena was there the whole time and simply watched me do it, and later wrote her actions off as an "educational experience"...

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OOC:

In case of the highly unlikely possibilty that some people actually noticed the lack of posts on this blog as of late, I thought I'd give a little update to you all!

As you know it's been a few months, and frankly: I blame the hiatus. But as our beloved month as June draws nearer and nearer, True Blood is slowly becoming more and more relevant again in the lives of people who actually don't spend every second of their free time obsessing over the show (because, you know, I totally don't do that..... *hint hint*).

Anyway, back to the hiatus. I've actually been getting questions for the past few months, so I salute and thank those of you who have stuck around with our most hated d-bag and rapist fair king! This being said, it has still been extremely slow, as is to be expected.

Point to this drabble? I'm going to be checking on this blog more and more frequently as the premiere date for season 5 draws nearer and nearer, and I have some fun stuff planned for when we're finally back in action full time!

I haven't forgotten about my lovely and curious followers, that I can promise!

Of course -as always- in the mean time ask away!

~AskBillCompton

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You're a good person Bill. I know you doubt it sometimes, but you really are. Your instincts as a vampire and hope for humanity are both a part of you and that's okay.

Thank you, I needed to hear that. Many vampires see my attempts to hold on to my humanity as a sign of weakness, but to me, what shred of humanity I have left at all that has survived after the gruesome things I've done (like what I did with Lorena) is something to be cherished.

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Why don't you just stake yourself before someone else does? We all hate you, doll.

I can assure you, your using of the pronoun "all" is wildly exaggerated. The majority of people may not like me at the moment, but it is my understanding that there are still many people out in the world who would feel a great deal of pain should I mean the true death. 

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Bill I love you

As this was sent anonymously, I am going to recognize the possibility that my dear Sookie could have sent this, so I'll just say...I love you too. 

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OOC: Sorry I've been beyond busy with schoolwork (and still am) but I haven't forgot about America's favorite rapist! (Beel with it)

I'm going to try to keep checking this as much as I can, starting now, so ask away my lovelies!

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stapledfinger:

-INSERT SONG: EYE OF THE TIGER- 

#true blood #alexander skarsgård #bill compton #stephen moyer #anna paquin #sookie stackhouse #Deborah Ann Woll #jessica #Kristin Bauer van Straten

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#my edits #true blood #bill compton #alcide #eric northman #sookie stackhouse

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waitingsucks:

Map of Bon Temps and Its Environs. 

#true blood #sookie stackhouse #sookie stackhouse novel #charlaine harris #bill compton #map #bon temps

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Sookeh's goin to fuck Alcide

If that is her choice, then I will respect that, no matter how much I wouldn't like it.

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??? You would never leave us!

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Russell fucking edgington is back to kick your ass fucker

We took him down once- we can take him down again!

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William Compton- This is the Authority. Because everyone is tumblring.

I don't believe you.

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BILL COMPTON, RUN!!!!!!!!!

From what/whom?

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can I ask how old is the person behind this blog? i must say he/she is amazing.

Thanks so much! I actually just turned 15 in August. And I'm a "she," haha 

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I've missed you beel

As I've missed you.I don't understand why people keep saying that I'm leaving for 9 months on some sort of "hiatus"; I'm staying right here! 

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Bill, do you think the Authority will be after Sookie if they know she's part fae?

No one will inform the Authority of Sookie's heritage, I've made sure of that.