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you make toys?!? That’s so cute! You’re going to be the cool dad one day, I can already tell.

Oh! Um thank you… :)

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So…. Would this be a bad time for me to ask what Branch’s true hobbies are?

Hi, I like making wooden toys, I’ve made little wooden dolls, small rocking horses. I also like to journal

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Yay! Good job Branch

Thanks

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Has Branch gotten his phone back?

Uhhhhm-nope they just ran past me

Oh I think he has a plan!

Awww he kissed-oh wait it was distraction

I GOT MY PHONE BACK

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A person is not a hobby though Branch. What if she’s busy? Do you just sit outside her pod when she’s not able to be with you?

Haha poppy had branch’s phone this whole time, he’s been looking for it for the last like 8 minutes

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GUYS DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY FUCKING PHONE WENT???-Branch

Oop-

POPPY!!-Branch

RUN POPSTAR!!

YEAH GO POPPY!!!

YEAH!! (I got my phone back)

you all are idiots-HURRY POPPY HE’S ON YOUR TAIL

IM RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN-Poppy

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Branch, so you’re telling me that you have no hobbies outside of Queen Poppy?

She is my world

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Branch, do you do anything besides spend time with your girlfriend?

No I love my girlfriend 🤞

Simp

Absolutely

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what do you all do to relax after a tough day?

Usually some mediocre chores, I don’t like just sitting around

On the island I like to crack open a cold beer and sit on the sand watching the waves, with my bros I like to play some board games

Re reading a favorite book of mine, sometimes just my favorite chapter

I like to crochet, I’ve also been teaching Boom how to crochet so that’s been fun

Um I usually just spend the day with Poppy

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Thank you John Dory! I'm very excited to go to England! Floyd you can do my hair if you want because I think the bride is supposed to have nice hair and I trust you, after all It's either you or Bruce so either of you can do it ig but ur my favorite Floyd (don't tell ur brothers unless you want to be the center of attention :D )

YES I’LL DO YOUR HAIR OMG

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I'm going to England in a couple of years to get married, do any of you feel like traveling I thought maybe John Dory would wanna come

Been to England…didn’t really like it much lol-but congrats on the wedding

Why?

Why didn’t I like it? I dunno, just different reasons

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Hi guys! I have some questions for Branch, if he doesn't mind.

1. Kismet says that Ablaze is the dad friend of the group. Is this true? And if so, can you give me an example?

2. Kismet also says that Hype is the Mom friend of the group. Is that true? If so, can you give an example?

3. Out of everybody in Kismet, who would you say is your favorite, and why?

4. This isn't a question, but: I just wanted you to know that I think you are the greatest troll ever. Not just from your tribe, but literally out of any troll ever. You are unbelievably amazing, and the world (and your tribe, and ESPECIALLY Brozone) don't deserve you. You don't get told that nearly enough, so I just wanted to take the opportunity to tell you that.

Hey-sorry for just getting to this…been a little busy lol

Yeah he is. I guess a good example is the minute he hears any of us yell he’s over checking on us, and usually during interviews if we have to play a game he’s watching closely and makes sure we’re safe…oh and he actually has kids so I guess that adds to it

And yes Hype is the mom friend. He’s like prepared for everything, he also takes care of us if we’re sick or hurt…also he makes sure we don’t do anything stupid

I guess I like them all, but Hype’s pretty chill so I prefer to hang with him

And thanks…um, sorry I don’t hear stuff like that much I guess so I’m bad at coming up with responses for it, but thanks I appreciate it

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BroZone, there's a couple songs I wanna show you:

This one isn't perfect, but it is a nice listen and though the artist wasn't the most experienced at the time he composed it (if I remember right), he put a lot of work into it.

I'm gonna let this one speak for itself.

Pretty good 👍

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Is it just me, or does Floyd look like he barely aged past his twenties?

I got mistaken for a high school student once-okay more then once

Floyd has a baby face

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There's nothing wrong with brushing up on one's math skills. One's never too old to learn or re-learn stuff, and this is coming from a 25-year-old who's going back to school.

I wonder how Floyd was able to get by these past twenty-something years with grocery shopping and such...?

Regardless, I won't get on his case about it. I'd offer some math tips but I won't do it unsolicited, and I'm pretty sure Clay is better at it than me given his field. Floyd is a grown man and he can brush up on his math skills on his own terms should he choose to do so.

Thank you! Okay yes I can’t do mental math on the spot quickly but I’m not stupid.. School genuinely was an awful time for me and I never want to go back.

Plus if I really wanna relearn I can just ask Clay for help

Which is why I wanna also thank my bros for not jumping on this whole “force Floyd to go to school” shit

No problem bro

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Bro really doing what he did with branch

Well he told me where he is but I’m no snitch

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FLOYDS HIDING UNDER THE BED GET HIM!

Guys he’s not under the bed he left lmao

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