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Head Nurse Mildred Ratched. If you are reading this, then you must be in dire need of relief, of help, of someone who has your best interest in mind. Don't worry about a thing, just sit in the waiting area and I'll be with you shortly. I do hope you enjoy your stay.
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Nurse Ratched! I get to go back to Dr. Staple soon!
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So I've heard.
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Thank you Nurse Ratched
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It's my job.
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Y-you’re actually going to listen to me? One of them is named Dolly and I think the other is a Kathryn
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Of course I am, it's my job to. Dolly and Kathryn? Very well. I will have a word with them, if they continue, I will make sure they don't get work elsewhere.
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I promise I won’t bite any of the nurses. Even if they are mean to me. I don’t think the restraints are necessary
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Tell me the names of these nurses, dear.
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But-yes nurse Ratched. Can I leave next week?
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We will see.
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Please Nurse Ratched, I’m begging you! Please let me go
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Beg all you like, you're not getting discharged early.
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I-I’m not vulnerable! I’m strong! I have to go, please Nurse Ratched
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Your mental state tells me otherwise.
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But-oh. Oh no. I have to go back and apologize to her. Please send me back so I can apologize and talk to her
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Not yet. You are still vulnerable, I can't have you getting hurt.
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But-but she loves me Nurse Ratched. She said she’d bring me something from her trip. We-we talked all the time!
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She doesn't love you. She may care about you but only as a doctor would their patient. Yes she will be bringing you something but that certainly doesn't mean she loves you.
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She-she said Dr Staple wasn’t going to come back from her trip with Lana Winters. It-it upset me!
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And so what if she doesn't? You are a patient. She's not your friend.
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Do you still perform lobotomies? I’m a nurse trainee and I’d love to sit in on one
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No, I do not. Lobotomies are an outdated practice that did more harm than good.
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hey nursie 🤎
Another one? Can you not read?
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I really do try but-but the other nurses are so mean to me! They-they tell me I’m crazy and I’m not crazy! I don’t need to be here
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You have bit poor Claire more than once, sane people do not do that unless they are threatened. Tell me, what did Claire do to deserve that?
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Mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy
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Yes Nurse Ratched. I-I’ll try to be good
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That is what I like to hear.
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I-I’m not a rabid dog! I wanna go back to Dr Staple
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When you behave better and take your medication on time consistently, I may consider transferring you back into her care.
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I’ll bite anyone if it proves my power
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Your power? That what? You are actually a rabid dog?
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