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have you ever peed in the pool

Yes.

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uhhh married reddie directly after it chapter 2?

Eddie: *in the hospital*

Richie: *visiting the hospital lmao* what’s up homie

Eddie: Richie!!- *goes to sit up* OW

Richie: ow dude, why would you do that *sits next to the hospital bed lezzgo*

Eddie: I got excited- I haven't been able to eat anything- I'm starving

Richie: do you want me to like get you food? how are you feeling, by the way? *c concern*

Eddie: well ya know I kinda got impaled so I dont know

Richie: wow okay chill out i’m just trying to help you bucko

Eddie: *ruffles his hair* I'm just joking

Richie: you’re such a dork, wow, dork alert over here

Eddie: oh you know you love me

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Eddie do u ever go on tour with Richie

Eddie: yeah! It's very overwhelming

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can u guys write married stenbrough?? its okay if u don't want to!!

Ava: okay!!!!

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Stan: *in the bedroom reading his bird books while wearing a bird sweater*

Bill: *writing a b00k quirkily*

Stan: Honey, can you feed sweetpea!

Bill: In a second!! *WRITE*

Stan: okay! *read*

Bill: *f33d bird* *approaches the stan and sits next to him quirkily*

Stan: *in his pjs* hellooooo

Bill: *kisses the stans cheek uwu* hellooo

Stan: how's the book coming Honey?

Bill: it’s fine, i guess. whatre you reading? *BRAIN*

Stan: *giggly boye* birds

Bill: no suprise there *hug úwù*

Stan: *kiss uwu* *happy boye*

Bill: I’m gonna go to sleep *kiss uwu*

Stan: okayyyyy *shuts off the light*

Bill: *hug owo* goodnight babe *big sleep yes*

Stan: goodnight sweety *sleep*

Sun: rise

Bill: *AWAKEN*

Stan: *cuddled up to the bill* *SLEEP*

Bill: *shakes the stanley g gently*

Stan: *awake* hm? Oh goodmorning!

Bill: hii *:D*

Stan: *kiss uwu* okay so I had a dream last night and we adopted a kid-

Bill: wow- that’s pretty- wow- *😳👉👈*

Stan: but I know you're not ready for that, and that's fine!

Bill: well i dunno- i don’t think i’d be a good parent i guess

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Eddie did u know that ur husband and u are getting a divorce

Eddie: we arent????

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so eddie are u super clingy bc h almost died from pennywise

Eddie: maybe

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eddie how did myra react when you wanted to divorce?

Eddie: she hated me- she slapped me- it wasnt fun

Richie: IM THE COOLER SPOUCE

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ok so if richie was popular with the ladies, what were you like in highschool eddie?

Eddie: I was still bullied by Henry and I was dating Myra and it sucked-

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i feel like richie was really popular with the ladies in high school. were you?

Richie: all the ladies couldn’t get enough of this- too bad i’m gay ahaha

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married reddie (where richie goes on tour pls i want clingy eddie heehee)

Eddie: Richie please dont leaveeeeeee *hugging him from the side*

Richie: I have to make money- I’ll be back in like two weeks, calm down

Eddie: 2 weeks is too longggggggggg

Richie: i love you but i have to leave now *kiss uwu*

Eddie: I love youuuuu

Richie: okay bye bye *pat* *BIG LEAVE YES*

Eddie: whyyyyyyyy

weeks: it’s been 2 weeks

Richie: I’m home woooo *inside the humble abode*

Eddie: RICHIE *HUG*

Richie: good lord- *kiss uwu* i missed you, what did you do for two weeks?

Eddie: um well- I sat and cried and listened to your comedy podcasts

Richie: I wasn’t even gone that long- do you have any social life?

Eddie: ever since it, no not really

Richie: aww the poor baby *kiss uwu*

Eddie: I missed that-

Richie: you probably missed everything dork

Eddie: yeah....especially cuddles

Richie: you need friends because when i’m gone you can’t just cry the whole time *picks up the edward and puts him on the couch plop*

Eddie: I have friends! Bill, stan, bev, ben and mike!

Richie: okay well why don’t you hang out with your friends when i’m gone dumdum *clings to the eduardo*

Eddie: because I miss youuuuuuuuu

Richie: you’re so dumb *kiss úwù* i have to leave again in a few days, how will you ever cope with this

Eddie: noooooo

Richie: is there a reason you’re so clingy? *kiss uwu*

Eddie: noooooo, I just love youuuuu

Richie: aww how cute *cuddle uwu*

Eddie: hhhhhhhhhhh

Richie: did we get any cool phonecalls these past two weeks

Eddie: no- not really

Richie: darn. cool phone calls are radical, i’m hella tired

Eddie: *picks him ul and brings him upstairs and lays him down* sleep time

Richie: wow i’ve been gone for two weeks and you’re not even going to lay down with me

Eddie: *leaps on the roach* hm?

Richie: i love you dork *leech*

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hi eddie 😎 do you ever get jealous of all the attention ur husband gets when he’s on tour and stuff

Eddie: oh god no- I wouldn't be able to handle all that

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college au reddie 🥺🥺

Ava: okayyyyyyyy

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Eddie: *running around the track bc hes on the track team* (hes wearing booty shorts;) )

Richie: *w watching lMAO*

Eddie: *comes over to get water* Rich what are doing here?

Richie: i’m here because i want to be, wow am i not allowed to be here?

Eddie: well I mean only the football team and track team is supposed to be down here right now..but I'll accept this

Richie: is it because i’m your favorite and you love me? *poke*

Eddie: maybe, now quit staring at my butt

Richie: damn, how do you expect me to do that?

Eddie: oh shut it Tozier, arent you supposed to be in History right now anyways?

Richie: history is for dorks, i’d much rather spend my time here

Eddie: so you can stare at my butt *ruffles his hair*

Richie: it’s hot dude, i don’t make the rules

Eddie's coach: kaspbrak get going!!

Eddie: see ya later alligator *runs*

Richie: *lmao waves*

LATER: HI WHATS UP GANG

Sun: set

Eddie: *laying down on his bed doing homework while listening to music with his epic earbuds* this is so easy oh my god

Richie: *leaps onto eddie’s bed oops* what’s up eds

Eddie: *takes out his earbuds* oh hi

Richie: it’s so colddd *SNATCHES the edwards hands*

Eddie: you know you have your own bed- and you have homework to do- I love you but I dont want you to fail, I should help you study-

Richie: help me do more than study *wink wonk*

Eddie: Richie please- not now, later- I'm busy

Richie: nooo you’re so boring *leech* i’m not going to do my homework, what’re you going to do about that HUH?

Eddie: well I'm not helping you with your boner right now

Richie: okay rude wow *kiss uwu* i’m gonna spit into your homework because you’re a nerd

Eddie: no! *puts his homework in his bag* *sits up*

Richie: why don’t you love meeee *falls onto edward lmao*

Eddie: oh I love you so much *blush man bc thy roach is on top of him*

Random girl: *walks in* classes are canceled tomo- OH MY GOD THEYRE DOING IT *runs out*

Richie: damn wow that was intense *kisses the edward owo*

Eddie: *kisses the Roach*

Richie: *keeps kissing the edward oop*

Eddie: *giggly boye* I love you

Richie: i love you too dork *kisses the edwards neck oops*

Eddie: if you give me a hickey I swear to god- I have a track meet tomorrow

Richie: so? who cares *kiss uwu*

Eddie: *kisses the roach*

Richie: *makes out with the edward 😳*

Stan: *walks in* guys I'm really bored- OH

Richie: *redredredred* god stan, wrong time my guy

Stan: sorry...have fun *closes the door*

Eddie: whatever *kisses the roach*

Richie: i’m tired and cold *kisses eddie’s forehead 😳👉👈*

Eddie: then go to sleep

Richie: sleep with me aHAHA

Eddie: okayyyy *lays down and opens his arms*

Richie: *leech* i love your dumb face *kiss*

Eddie: I love your adorable hot face

Richie: that’s not fair i feel bad for calling your face dumb now *kiss*

Eddie: it's okay I love you

Richie: what time is it? is it socially acceptable to sleep right now?

Eddie: yes Rich...go to sleep

Richie: okay cool. love you *kiss uwu* *l33ch* *S133P*

Eddie: *at 10 am* WHEN A GIRL GETS CURVY AND THE BOYS ALL DROOL!! (Hes singing-)

Richie: *falls off the bed lmao* wHAT THE FRESH FLYING FUCK

Eddie: *making eggs while singing*

Richie: *lmao sTANDS* you woke me up ughhh *hugs the edward from behind*

Eddie: *yelps* oh goodmorning!!!

Richie: hi spaghetti man *kiss uwu*

Eddie: *turns around* hi Trashmouth

Richie: what’re you doing? *kisskisskisskiss*

Eddie: cooking for my future husband

Richie: wow i’m flattered *hug uwu* how’s your morning

Eddie: my morning is going great now that you're awake, you're gonna be alone today because I have my track meet

Richie: what? no, ew i’m going with you, you have no say in it

Eddie: I swear you only go to them because I wear booty shorts

Richie: NO-! it’s because I want to uhh, love and support my boyfriend

Eddie: so if I started wearing booty shorts here, you wouldn't like that?

Richie: okay see you got me there buddy why would you say that that is so weird of course i would like it duh

Eddie: exactly

Richie: um excuse you sir

Eddie: well enjoy your breakfast, I have to change and then meet the team down at the feild

Richie: can’t you just like, skip it for today

Eddie: no Richie, I cant

-when Eddie gets back-

Eddie: *literally dripping sweat* Richie I'm back-

Richie: *lmao watching high school musical* shhhHHHH

Eddie: *walks into the living room wearing booty shorts* huh?

Richie: babe you’re fucking hot and i love you but shhh troy bolton

Eddie: okay yeah cool imma take a shower, dont burn down campus

-after his shower??-

Eddie: *walks into the living room wearing one of Richies shirts and short shorts teehee*

Richie: *watching hsm 2 now* come watch my movie with me

Eddie: *sits down next to the Roach* we need to pay the water bill- we need more cold water, it's so hot in the shower like SO hot

Richie: *literally not focusing on eddie* something else in here is like SO hot

Eddie: oh shut up *kiss owo*

Richie: *pulls the edward into his lap* who’s the best high school musical character

Eddie: *blush man* uhhhhhhh Troy

Richie: i don’t like troy he’s an asshole

Eddie: *faces the roach* then who do you like?

Richie: you, but also sharpay *kiss owo*

Eddie: I feel like I barely have pants on right now- why are all your shirts so big

Richie: i could make you barely have pants on

Eddie: I mean no one is stopping you-

Richie: i’m aware, i’m just busy watching the movie

Eddie: *hugs the roach while hes in his lap*

Richie: i love you *kiss uwu*

Eddie: I love you too, but why do you HAVE to have a boner right now

Richie: ryan evans is really hot

Eddie: you're really hot- wait no- well you are but I didn't mean to say that

Richie: *kisskisskisskisskiss* thanks for the ego boost

Eddie: *blush man* welcome

Richie: *makes out with eduardo a heehee*

later: hi

Eddie: *literally panting-* that happened

Richie: oops, you have to cover your neck tomorrow *literally on top of eddie, oops*

Eddie: *looks up at the roach* I probably dont, people already think I lost my v card awhile ago so they expect this

Richie: oh, so you wanna fuck then?

Eddie: maybe, maybe not

Richie: wow how horny of you

Eddie: pardon me kind sir

Richie: i will pardon you *YEEHAWYEEHAWYEEHAW*

Eddie: RICHIE NO MORE

Richie: why not *y yeehaw*

Eddie: *sits up* I'm tired Rich-

Richie: ughhh fine i’m sleeping on the couch because that’s what cool kids do

Eddie: weirdo

Richie: shut the lights off when you leave *fLops onto the couch*

Eddie: *kisses his forehead* goodnight

Richie: you missed *kisses the edward* okay goodnight

Eddie: *ruffles his hair* goodnight *walks to his room*

Richie: *slEEp*

later: egg

rain: awooooga

thunder: plot device

time: 2 AM

hotel: trivago

Eddie: *in the kitchen*

Lights: aight imma head out

Power: bye

Eddie: OH SHI- *SLIPS*

Richie: *sleeping still lmao*

Eddie: *runs over to the couch and taps the roach* Richieeeee

Richie: shhh it’s sleep time *half asleep lmao*

Eddie: baby theres a storm *sits next to him*

Richie: that sucks harder than your mom *tired laugh lmao*

Eddie: okay calm down you're like half asleep *plays with his hair*

Richie: since when were you awake??? *tIRED*

Eddie: I was getting a drink and then I slipped and fell so I came in here

Richie: oh shoot did you fall for me?

Eddie: I did that when I was 14

Richie: i did that way earlier than you, haha nerd *cling*

Eddie: oh shush *keeps playing with his hair*

Richie: shhhh wanna hear a secret?? *giggly boye lmao*

Eddie: sure Richie

Richie: i think you’re really pretty and i love you a lot but shhhh don’t tell anyone

Eddie: Richie- everyone already knows that

Richie: No they don’t-!

Eddie: richie calm down- go to sleep *brings him in his bed*

Richie: *grabby hand thing* sleep sleep sleep

Eddie: okay Richie- *lays down and opens his arms* c'mere

Richie: *leech* i love you

Eddie: I love you too Rich

Richie: *kiss uwu* okay sleepy time *sSLEEP*

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streddie eeeeeeee

Ava: OMG YESYESYES

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Eddie: *going to the movies with Stan and Roach and is holding the Roach's hand*

Stan: richie how long is the walkkkkk

Richie: Uh, like 30 minutes, not long

-at the movies-

Eddie: my feet hurttttttt

Stan: Eddie we'll be sitting in a minute

Richie: let’s see a horror movie WOOOO

Eddie: you just want cuddles-

Stan: well duh

Richie: *buys tickets like a savage* lets go dumdums

Eddie: *sits in a seat*

Stan: *sits next to the Edward*

Richie: *sits next to the edward oop*

Spooky Movie: hi

Eddie: *clings on to the roachs arm*

Richie: *bullying the movie lmao* this is so dumb

Stan: then why did you buy tickets? We could've just had a sleepover and cuddled and watch movies and read comics but no

Richie: because it’s funny to bully movies, sTANLEY

Karen: SHHHHH

Stan: but cuddling is nice..

Karen: hold up- you two are gay??

Eddie: *raises his hand* 3 actually..

Karen: 3 of you?? That's not right! Being gay is a sin and especially when its 3 people...you disgust me

Eddie: but I love them..

Richie: EXCUSE ME LADY I WILL LITERALLY FIGHT YOU *punches karen in the nose pew pew*

Eddie: richie dont hit her!

Stan: rich calm down-

Richie: NO I WONT CALM DOWN!! *punches karen again lmao*

Karen: *BLOODY NOSE* IM TELLING THE MANAGER!!

Stan and Eddie: *run out of the theater just to be stopped by Bowers*

Henry: *beats up both of them*

Richie: *lmao leaves* *>:((* *goes at henry danger*

Eddie: *leaning against a vending machine literally sobbing bc he has a bloody nose*

Stan: *bloody mouth heehee*

Richie: *:((* fucking christ *picks up eddie and stan at the same time and goes to the h0m3*

Eddie: Richie I'm sorry you're mad...*looks down*

Richie: oh shut up it isn’t your fault *pat pat*

Stan: *walks out of the kitchen with an ice pack* I feel like- ughhh

Richie: I’m sorry baby *hugs the stan*

Stan: hhhhhhhhh *rests his head on his shoulder*

Richie: I love you- Eddie are you okay?

Eddie: *literally sobbing* yeah

Richie: no, you aren’t. *goes over to the edward* are you okay?? does your nose hurt?? *k iss*

Stan: *sits next to the eddie and hugs him*

Eddie: *does the hand grabby things*

Richie: *hugs the edward* i’m sorry :(

Eddie: it's not your fault *happy boye*

Stan: *fell asleep*

Richie: *picks up the stan and puts him on his bed lMAO??*

Stan: *sleepy boye*

Richie: *lays down with the stan and snatches the edward*

Eddie: YES CUDDLES

Richie: sssleepy time *lays between edward and stanley woo*

Stan: oh hi Richie-

Eddie: yayyyy

Richie: hello to the most important boys in the world

Stan: *shoves his face in the pillow* stopppp

Richie: noo you’re so important and beautiful *kisses the stans hair UWU*

Stan: *attacks richie with kisses uwu*

Richie: stoppppp!!! *giggly boye uwu*

Stan: never ever ever!!

Richie: noooo!! *:D*

Eddie: *sleep*

Stan: *kisses the roachs neck* oops

Richie: *yeehaw* oops

Stan: R- Richie!

Richie: what? I said oops

Stan: *yeehaw heehee smirks*

Richie: *YEEHAW YEEHAW YEEHAW YEEHAW*

Stan: okay Richie calm down- Eddie's gonna get mad

Richie: yeah but i love you *kiss uwu*

Stan: I love you too...now go to sleep *kiss uwu*

Richie: *leeches to the edward* ok sleep time *sleep*

Stan: dork *sleep*

Morning: woosh hi what’s up

Rain: patt

Darkness: hi

Eddie: *under the blanket on his phone*

Stan: *curled up to Richie*

Richie: *sleep* *AWAKEN* eddddddie hellllooooo *leech*

Eddie: *comes out from under the blanket* hi Richieeeee *hug*

Richie: i wanna get food *pokepokepokepokepoke* make sure stan stays asleep my guy *BAM LEAVes to get fOOD*

Eddie: okay *cuddles the Stan*

Richie: *back lmao* i got fruit, WOO

Stan: *rubbing Eddie's back* he started having an asthma attack...the poor baby

Richie: oh fuck- *sits with the boyfriends* that’s wack

Eddie: *cough*

Richie: *kisses the edwards forehead oop*

Stan: *wraps an arm around the roach*

Richie: i’m BOREDDDD *flop*

Eddie: *literally sounds super sick* Richie its 2 in the morning-

Richie: I know! and now I won’t be able to sleep because I’m worried about you

Eddie: *hugs the roach* I'm okay...I promise

Richie: Nooo! Because what if you’re not? *:(((*

Eddie: *kiss uwu* I'm fine

Richie: *leech* youre warm, oops *sleep*

Eddie: fluffy *plays with his hair*

Stan: *sleeping on the Roachs chest*

Phone: the phone the phone is ringing

Eddie: ughhhhhh *picks up* Eddie Kasprak speaking

Eddie’s mom??? ok sure: where are you, sonny boy

Eddie: oh hi mommy!! I'm at Richies house with Stanley

Eddie’s mom: what did i tell you about them!

Eddie: what? Richie has been my best friend since kindergarten and Stan is literally the nicest person ever

Eddie’s mom: well I don’t like them, you hang out too much. you’re making me think you’re gay for them!!

Eddie: mommy- you've known them for so long- we hangout because that's what friends do??

Eddie’s mom: please come home, i don’t want them to rub off on you

Eddie: fine. *hangs up* *taps on the roachs shoulder* Richie, I have to go home..

Richie: what? huh? no you don’t, that’s dumb *big tired energy* going home is for dorks *leech*

Eddie: my mom will yell at me Richie *long kiss uwu*

Richie: who cares, we’re more important *leECH*

Eddie: yes you are but Richie- she's on her way to get me...*plays with his hair* just got back to sleep I'll be over again tomorrow...hopefully

Richie: but, but, it’s not the same without you-! *:((* *half asleep lmao*

Eddie: richie you're barely awake- you're cuddly Richie right now arent you?

Richie: what? i guess, i wanna hold you don’t leave nooo *leech+

Eddie: *sits on the bed* come hereeeeeeee

Richie: *leech* youre so warm it’s making me more tired *s sleep*

Eddie’s mom: *ARRIVES*

Eddie: *holds the roach*

Eddie’s mom: *knock knock on the door*

Stan: ugh who's at the door *goes downstairs and opens the door* Oh hi Mrs.K!

Eddie’s mom (has got it going on): i’ve come to collect my son, please and thank you

Stan: uhhhhh I think hes sleeping

Eddie’s mummy pig: well wake him up then!

Eddie: *stumbles downstairs* hi mommy

Eddie’s mummy rabbit: why are you stumbling?? are you okay?? we need to go home right now

Eddie: I dont wanna go home- its 2 in the morning

Eddies mummy sheep: lets go!

Eddie: no I'm staying with my boyfriends! Wait-

Eddie’s mom: WHAT??? *😡😡😡* EDWARD!!

Eddie: wow surprise surprise I'm gay

Eddie’s mom: NO YOU ARENT!! YOUVE BEEN BRAINWASHED

Eddie: No I haven't mom- *kisses the roach*

Eddie’s mom: *E*

Richie: can you please get out of my house *whips and nae naes*

Eddie: *hugs the roach*

Eddie’s mom: *leaves*

Richie: can i go to sleep again?

Eddie: mhmmmmmmmm

Richie: *flops onto the couch* ALRIGHTY THANKS BYE *sLEEP*

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ahaha child losers Hanukah/christmas AHEEHEHHEEGGEGGEGE

Ava: yes

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Eddie: *waiting for everyone to show up to his house*

Richie: *rings the DOORBELL*

Bill: *also rings dOorbell*

Eddie: *opens the door* (hes wearing a cute elf sweater bc hes babey) hi guys!!

Richie: hiii!! *picks up the edward and spins him around oop*

Bill: *idgaf imagine stutter with ur big brain* wowie

Eddie: *giggly boye* put me down!!

Stan: what is up my guys

Richie: *kisses the edward úwù* *also then he put him down* Hi stan!!

Bill: Hi ssstan

Eddie: *kisses thy Roach*

Stan: jeez get a room you two

Richie: oh shut up stanley

Bill: eddie, can we come inside?

Eddie: yeah!! *skips inside*

Stan: bill...look up- (this is before they were dating)

Richie: HAHA NERDS

Bill: *closeted panic*

Stan: *kisses the bill* okay moving on *walks inside*

Bill: what?? no come back wait- *kisses the stan 😳👉👈*

Stan: Bill- under a mistletoe you only kiss the person once- I'm Jewish and even I know that dork *giggly boye*

Bill: yeah well, I really like you so shut up *r red*

Stan: awe *puts his hand on the Bill's cheek* I like you too *smiley boye*

Bill: *kisskiss uwu* I love you-!!

Stan: I love you too *happy boye*

Eddie: aweeeeee

Richie: YOURE GAY

Bill: Shut the fuck up RICHARD

Stan: calm down honey *kisses thy Bill*

Bill: *REDREDREDRED* I’m, uh, I’m

Eddie: have fun with your boyfriend Bill, I'm making food *walks to the kitchen*

Stan: *wraps his arms around Bill from behind*

Richie: I’m going with him so you guys can have SEX *richie trips after eduardo*

Bill: *literally dying* *REDREDREDRED*

Stan: awe dont listen to him...I kinda wanna cuddle with bill denbrough, what about you

Bill: that would be uh, really nice.

Stan: *picks him up and sits on the couch*

Bill: *leech* your stupid face is really pretty

Stan: well you're beautiful *plays with his hair*

Bill: *leech leech* *kiss úwù* i love you

Stan: I love you too *kiss uwu*

Eddie: IF I HEAR MOANING IM KICKING YOU BOTH OUT

Richie: eds stop fucking talking and let me finish making out with you

Bill: haha you guys are gay

Stan: says the one who's literally sitting in my lap right now

Eddie: Richie, we were never making out I've been trying to cook

Richie: okay yeah but you taste better than whatever shit you’re trying to cook EDWARD

Bill: *bill* *leech*

Eddie: Richie! *kiss uwu*

Stan: dont fall asleep Bill *giggly boye*

Bill: what?? *half asleep oops*

Stan: *sits up against the end of the couch and plays with the Bill's hair* nothing

Bill: *leech* i’m really tired and and and you’re not helping

Stan: you can go to sleep if you want, I'll keep you safe *giggly boye*

Bill: yeah, that’s cool that’s nice *sleep sleep sleep sleep*

Stan: *stands up holding the Bill and walks to the kitchen* I officially have the best boyfriend, look at this adorable human

Richie: dude you know who’s better looking? *picks up eddie 😳👉👈* this kid is way better

Eddie: Richie please dont again-

Stan: yeah yeah but Bill is completely different- hes literally like an angel, no offense Eddie

Eddie: none taken

Bill: *shoves his face into Stans shirt while he’s sleeping oops*

Richie: *still holding eddie lmao rekt*

Stan: did you see that? Definition of the sweetest person alive

Bill: where am I?? *awakens* *leech* oh yeah- hiiii *kisses stan uwu*

Stan: hi *smiles at the bill* see Richie, angel

Bill: whattt?? *REDREDREDRED*

Richie: Bill looks like a sink, I think

Eddie: Richie what the hell are you saying

Stan: dont insult my baby!

Bill: *REDREDREDREDRED* *leech* why the pet names *h*

Richie: I’m saying words, can we eat food yet?

Eddie: *puts the food down on the table in the living room and puts the fairy lights on (the whole living room is like a fort) guys look!!

Stan: *puts Bill on to the couch*

Bill: *leeches to the stan* it’s cold

Richie: dude i’m going to eat all the food

Eddie: richie please dont- you can eat the snacks

Stan: *wraps bill up in a fuzzy blanket*

Richie: so i can eat you? *BADJOKEBADJOKE*

Bill: *l leech*

Eddie: yeah later, anyways

Stan: *cracks up laughing*

Richie: okay fellow homos, let’s eat food

Bill: *lmao stands up*

Stan: *eats literally all the candy* HeY gUyS (hes sugar high)

Bill: oh god-

Richie: yoooo dude why would you eat it all, rude

Eddie: I'll get more Richie-

Stan: dont OH GOD me Billiam

Bill: what are you talking about??

Stan: *on top of the Bill* dont oh god me Denbrough

Eddie: WOAH

Bill: *AHHHHH???* *REDREDREDRED* UH-

Richie: eww you guys look like me and eddie’s mom

Eddie: richie dont-

-a couple minutes later-

Stan: *comes downstairs bc he was in the bathroom* Why is Bill's face red?! Did you hit him!

Bill: *DYING* *REDREDRED*

Richie: no you two fucked, it was gross

Stan: oh- I would never *cuddles the beel*

Eddie: richie tozier why am I getting no affection

Richie: because it’s hot *picks up the edward*

Bill: *redredred* *owo nuzzle furry*

Eddie: I'm flying!!

Stan: *sleep*

Richie: *kisses the edward*

Bill: *sleep*

Stan: nuzzles the beel*

Eddie: we're alone.... you know what that means! *starts blasting Christmas music*

Richie: WOO LETS GO *picks up the edward and spins him around*

Later: hi lmao

Richie: *a asleep*

Bill: *also asleep lmao*

Eddie: *fell asleep hugging the Roach*

Stan: *gets up but the beel wont let him*

Bill: noooo-

Stan: okay okay *sits back down*

Eddie: Richieeeeee

Richie: shhhh i’m asleep *leech*

Bill: *LEECH*

Eddie: you slept with your glasses on dork *takes off his glasses and ruffles his hair*

Richie: I’m tired shhhhhut up *tiredly kisses eduardo’s face*

Eddie: *kisses the roach*

Richie: i’m tired what time is it? *LEECH*

Eddie: its 2 AM- *plays with his hair*

Richie: i love you *leech*

Eddie: I love you too *:)*

Richie: your stupid face is so pretty

Eddie: you're adorable

Richie: you’re dumb and pretty and really cool

[askthetotallynotlosersclub]

the adult losers (or children :( ) on hannukah/christmas!!

Ava: okay!! We'll do the adult losers and then write younder losers later!!

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Eddie: BILL DENBROUGH OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW IM FREEZING OUT HERE

Bill: god, calm down *EPIC DOOR OPENING*

Eddie: THANK YOU *RUNS INSIDE*

Richie: *casually walks like a causal person* Hi Bill what’s up my guy

Bill: the sky is up

Eddie: Richard stop

Richie: excuse me sir, you’re the one who made us arrive 3 hours early *sPEEDS over time edward and picks him up lmao*

Eddie: well I didn't want to be 3 hours late!! Put me down Richard!!

Richie: I’m not going to put you down idiot

Bill: GET A ROOOOM

Eddie: RICHARD TOZIER PUT ME DOWN

Richie: *d r o p* wow rude

Eddie: *kisses the roach* when is everyone else supposed to get here?

Richie: probably in three weeks

Bill: They’re supposed to be here in, like, 3 hours

Eddie: oh-

Richie: I told you

Bill: you can help me make food if you want

Eddie: okay!! *walks to the kitchen but is under a mistletoe with roach*

Richie: wow what a prankster moment *KISSKISSKISSKISSKISSKISS*

Eddie: *blush man*

Richie: *KISSKISSKISSKIS*

Bill: Get a ROOM *bill*

Eddie: richie- bill is here

Richie: bill can eat my ass

Bill: wow rude

Eddie: or I could

Richie: wow save that until we get home buddy

Bill: can you stop making sex jokes and help me make the fucking food

Eddie: okay okay sorry

Stan: *knocks on the door bopbopbop*

Eddie: *opens the door* HOLY CRAP *HUGS THE STAN*

Richie: WHAT THE FUCK *also hugs the stan lmao*

Bill: S TA N *suprise suprise also hugs the stan*

Stan: Holy shit, hi!! *STAN*

Eddie: ITS BEEN SO LONG OH MY GOD

Stan: It has!! Has anything happened in the past thousand years?

Eddie: uh well I almost died and me and richie got married!

Stan: shit dude, why wasn’t I invited *:D happee stan*

Richie: *:))))*

Bill: God damn it Stan *:”D*

Eddie: I still cant believe you're here omg

Bill: *hugs the stan 😳*

Stan: *😳👉👈*

Eddie: *winks at the Bill*

Bill: *??* *😳😳* lets go, uh, WATCH A MOVIE AHAHA *B BILL*

Eddie: okay!! *sits on the couch*

Richie: *sits next to edward*

Bill: *sits on the couch lmao*

Stan: *sits next to the bill and puts his head on his shoulder*

Bill: *😳👉👈* uh uh uh *EFG*

Eddie: aweeee you two are cute

Richie: hah, you guys are gay

Bill: no I’m not!!

Stan: I'm bi-

Eddie: WHAT

Richie: i’m gay

Bill: Richie, we know

Eddie: bill theres no way you're straight

Bill: what? rude. I’m straight. ish.

Eddie: alrighty then Bill is definitely bi for Stan

Bill: wHAT *AHHHH*

[askthetotallynotlosersclub]

Eddie what's the scariest thing ur husband has ever done also what's the most scared u have ever been

Eddie: omg one time this man was going to jump off a cliff (we were on vacation in Hawaii) and he kept slipping on purpose to scare me

[askthetotallynotlosersclub]

can u guys write child!reddie?? AHHH

Ava: yesssss

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Eddie: *knocking on Richies door bc hes sleeping over*

Richie: *literally tRips down the stairs and opens the door* HOLA

Eddie: jesus christ are you okay?! *walks in and falls bc his mom made him pack so much stuff*

Richie: haha, nerd *picks up the eDUARDO* your mom is gay

Eddie: says the one who is literally holding me

Richie: wow, rude. do you want me to put you down?

Eddie: no..

Richie: aww what a baby *kiss ùwú*

Eddie: *kicks his legs* shut upppp

Richie: Eds stop being such a bully *bBAM throws eddie onto the couch*

Eddie: never *sticks his tongue out at him and throws a pillow at him*

Richie: *leaps next to eddie* i wanna cuddle you so don’t protest

Eddie: *red boye* o-okay

Richie: *cling* I love you more than I love fucking your mom

Eddie: oh shut up about my mommy!

Richie: why should I, my bro

Eddie: because you dont even do her, or else you would be my dadd- wait

Richie: damn stepbro, no need to go that far *KISSKISSKISS*

Eddie: I thought you wanted to cuddle not to make out Tozier

Richie: you’re making it hard. you’re way too cute my bro *leech*

Eddie: making it hard? That's what she said!! Ha I'm funny

Richie: THAT MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER *kisskisskisskisskiss*

Eddie: calm down *giggly boye*

Richie: no!! *kisses the edwards face lMAO REKT*

Eddie: I can be cool too ya know *wraps his arms around thy Roach neck yes yes*

Richie: you’re so cute *e* *kISSKISSKISS*

Eddie: Rich, it's already 7...can I go change?

Richie: It’s only 7 but fine, go change you nerd

Eddie: *comes back in a duck onesie* hi *giggly boye*

Richie: hiii *picks up the boye* *giggley boye part 2*

Eddie: I love you *giggly boys pt 3*

Richie: i love you more *kiss uwu*

Eddie: *kiss owo*

Richie: *tHROWS EDWARD REKT* pranked

Eddie: *hits his head on the table* ow..

Richie: fuck shit are you okay??

Eddie: yeah... *hugs the roach*

Richie: *LEECH* are you sure??

Eddie: mhm!! *happy boye*

Richie: uh, okay!! *kiss uwu*

Eddie: *sits in the roach's lap* hiii

Richie: aloha good sir *boop gegege*

Eddie: *kisses the roach*

Richie: *kisses th edward*

Eddie: Richieeeeeee I'm thirstyyyyy

Richie: for who? *HAHA FUNNY FUNNEE JOKSTER JOKE PRANK*

Eddie: you *smirks* *HAHA FUNNEE JOKE*

Richie: fuck dude *kisskisskisskiss*

Eddie: I can be dirty minded too Tozier *smirks*

Richie: i don’t like this update, go back

Eddie: go bpack to what? Being all cuddly and soft and baby?

Richie: yes please that i wanna uhhh *leech*

Eddie: okay!! *v happee boye*

Richie: okay cool good *hUGHHUGHUG*

Eddie: *plays with his hair* what do you want to do?

Richie: Your mom *t tired*

Eddie: go right ahead *carries him upstairs and puts him on his bed*

Richie: noooo *leech*

Eddie: *lays down* hiiii

Richie: *leech* hi