They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
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i am exactly 3,527 days late with this meme
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Mine(d) blowing
I've heard some dwarves get sexuality excited by finding resources in mines.
They call it an oregasm
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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they went over the sea together (incoherent screaming)
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