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being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store
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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
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i’m starting a collection
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it
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Me and my homies hate popcorn ceilings
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anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??
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