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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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She likes watching the swirly toilet water, not even hiding the flusher can stop her

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You know what would have fixed anakin:tm:

If padme got him involved in naboo's goth scene it's a win-win-win

Anakin gets to wear as much eyeliner and black tunics as he wants.

Padme gets to watch her husband in a variety of, unfortunately still all black, but different outfits

And palps once the scene takes over naboo due to anakin unintentionally force suggesting it to everyone can wear his favorite evil cloaks in public.

Win-win-win!

omg perfect fix-it au idea, your mind

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You know? I get why dads grill.

It gets them outside, it gets them focused on the here and now, it takes their minds off of worries and stressors, they provide food for the family, and its just really fun.

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#my bf looked over at my screen and all he saw was 'congrats! you are a... psyduck!' and he was like #that would explain the headaches

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Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA

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you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.

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Love how often kids start with "Did you know....?" since they are learning EVERYTHING for the first time. Girl I did NOT know PLEASE tell me. Impart your knowledge.

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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Reverse Air Bud movie about a human basketball player who, on a technicality, enters and wins the westminster dog show

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Love How it’s made. It’s like sports but for autistic people

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