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it’s because you’re always on that damn period

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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most people watch the x files because they either want to see aliens or watch mulder and scully kiss. coincidentally the x files is a show that is well known for avoiding showing us aliens at all costs and also not letting mulder and scully kiss.

#them not kissing is actually vital to the show . #the drama the ambiguity

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im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride

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it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

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in her DMs being mad cordial

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SAW VI (2009) dir. Kevin Greutert

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"Do it scared" "do it alone" what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

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Modern au belongs in random textposts that are like x character would have frosted tips. We dont need to go further

#this is bc of the one time i saw theon asoiaf/got subway worker au and it did make me laugh. ok. but overall its so >.< #who are these guys without thr fucking horrors why should i care #also sorry got mention in tags i watched most of it earlier this year and am currently reading it. i dont talk about it bc its bad.thanks.

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Modern/coffeeshop au is only good if its inherently funny as a whole it sucks its like we are taking away the circumstances and setting that make the characters interesting and now they have dead end jobs 😭

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#ok omegaverse sucks but she can be avoided . they will turn anything into soulmates.... #i also hate coffeeshop with a passion but soulmates is so -_-

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remember when everyone was posting like jesse jesse we need to go to mcdonalds the limited edition my little pony happy meal toys are leaving this weekend. remember

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scorchin

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other old art i found doing spring cleaning lawl

#rewatching brba time yayyyyy yay

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“a community without romance risks being brutish and crass, superficial and brittle, cruel and even muderous. . . i don’t mean just romantic romance. i don’t just mean erotic romance. . . i mean the romance that allows us to soften our voices when we see each other.”

maya angelou, 1998

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Jenny has been dating Paul for a few weeks now and is absolutely in love with him. Lyla and Pascal have to sit and listen to her ask him out on dates while they hang out in her bedroom.

She met him at the local pool ,and volunteered to teach him how to be human and how to speak simlish fluently. In this story, his human disguise works, but it’s very uncanny.

( Honestly I wonder what her type is )