The one who has alastor on a leash is his barber and he's scared he's gonna get a haircut worse than that fuckass bob if he slips up on the deal
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be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions
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There is a huge hole in the market for sexy videos of nerds doing your taxes apparently.
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Late UNO night 🦌🍎
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@funnier-as-a-system
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I don’t know where this came from but I NEEDED it
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'No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast'. The nerve to make this statement in front of two cannibal overlords.
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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I love that Rosie knows LGBT+ sexualities, but Alastor is too "old-skool" to probably care
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