asuccessfulbusinessman

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average dog fan

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My bby boi Windflit is the cutest lil bean and i will protect him with my life

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What do you mean the IS4 welfare op is also a supporter and likely gets a busted effect in IS4 alone, thus destroying my boy Windflit in his own Hope Bracket?

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I gift you… My very own sigil. May it help you on your expeditions.

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i have survived two weeks in the sami tundra by hollering IT'S A METAPHOR every time i see some shit. i have successfully deflected the mental impact of my dead companions, the bear from annihilation, and a single black snowflake, but my loud noises have attracted a starving tuskbeast and i fear my hour grows near

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Really wanted to do a simple Critter Doodle to unwind so here's my beloved son Bobsor

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don't let the fact that swire says rawr and windflit says woof! distract you from the fact that he would hit her in the head with a wrench at any opportunity because he hates rich people

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I didn't think I'd get returns from raising and E2ing Windflit. Even with E2, a high pot bonus on his talent, and a maxed module he still barely keeps up with Warfarin's buff - with no SP charging, a target limitation, and a worse uptime to boot.

However he seems to be pulling his weight in the early stages of IS4 due to having a body and decent group clear with his s1, and in the later parts of runs can still serve as a decent buffer even if his own damage falls off. I don't know because even the midbosses are kicking my teeth in. Plus, supporter recruitments don't have nearly as much competition as other classes like guards - especially when you need more bodies.

Now I just need to find the situation where Roberta thrives as well.

#in retrospect robertas s1 is better than her s2 because she has to compete with the two 4* protector defenders with similar skills #and her edge over them is due to her having much better attack #though then she competes with gummy #im gonna find roberta use cases i promise you this

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My favorite state of balance in fighting games is when I go "ugh gotta fight THIS fucker" and my opponent goes "ugh gotta fight THIS fucker" we should loathe each others' characters because they are both capable of goofy dishonest things.

#how i hope every solider tf2 views the solly v pyro matchup #i know its not a fighting game but no matter which side i end up in with this match up #i have a GREAT time #and 1/10 times a solly will complain (also fun(

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often overlooked factor of hilarity about lancer and archer is that lancer has the innate ability to dodge and/or deflect any projectile that can be perceived, this skill is literally called "protection from arrows" it is physically impossible to land a hit on lancer with a projectile unless it's invisible and inaudible or it explodes on impact to catch him in the blast, and then the archer of this holy grail war specialises in twin sword melee combat and exploding arrows

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The power of my Reality Marble is that it puts you in a situation.

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thanks steam

#ITS OVER! NOW NOONE WILL KNOW IM PLAYING overwatch 2

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FINALLY! IT'S HERE! THE ABILITY TO MARK SPECIFIC GAMES AS PRIVATE. REAL.

I really hate that steam won’t let you hide activity for specific games.

And I absolutely hate people on the forums/discussions who offer their hot gamer tips.

“Better get a second account” and completely invalidate the convenience of Steam.

“Better make your entire profile private” because there can’t possibly be a middle ground.

“Better grow a pair and not care what people thin-” fucking throw your shame in the trash can.

#apparently its been on the live client for months #but shhh im only learning about this now

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samus and her son

and her daughter:

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samus joins the mk8 roster (<- she’s trying to pretend she isn’t super excited to be there)

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

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I haven’t posted in a minute so have this free general purpose Char Aznable reaction image.